TC: (GRABS HIS PLATE)

F: (RUNNING UPSTAIRS WITH A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST)

TC: THAT IS CRAZY!!!

C: HELL NO!!! PUT A SHIRT ON.

JJ: YEAH I’M LOOKING AT THAT WHILE I EAT.

F: AW COME ON, I LIVE HERE.

C: IT’S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING. AND YOUR NASTY BODY WAS NOT MADE FOR BEING AT A TABLE.

F: FINE I’LL BE BACK.

(OVEN BEEPS)

JJ: WHAT’S IN THE OVEN?

TC: DESSERT.

JJ: OOH. CINNAMON ROLLS? I WANT ONE.

TC: AFTER YOU ARE DONE EATING.

F: (COMING BACK TO THE TABLE) HAPPY?

JJ: YEAH.

C: (POINTING AT FRISQO’S SHIRT) (ON HIS SHIRT IS A HEART)

F: HEY DON’T HATE ON MY SHIRT

C: WHATEVER (CONTNUES EATING)

E: (COMING DOWNSTAIRS) DAMN! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LATE FOR EVERYTHING?

JJ: YOUR PLATE IS ON THE COUNTER

E: (FEELS HIS FOOD) DAMN! NOW THIS SHIT IS ALL COLD! (PUTS THE FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE)

E: (EATING)

TC: COME GET YOUR CINNAMON ROLLS)

ALL: (JUMPING UP TO GET A CINNAMON ROLL)

TC: JEEZ CALM DOWN. ONE AT A TIME

ALL: (GETS A CINNAMON ROLL)

JJ: OKAY I’M ON MY WAY OUT. I WAS TOLD I HAVE TO BE AT THE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO TODAY. THEY WANNA SEE HOW GOOD I AM. (GOES OUT THE DOOR)

JJ: (IN THE CAR)

NARRATION: WELL TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY ON THE JOB AS A PHOTOGRAPHER. I DON’T HAVE MY CAMERA YET SO I HAVE TO USE ONE OF THOSE BUSTED CAMERAS THEY HAVE)

(ARRIVING AT THE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO)

JJ: (COMING IN THE BUILDING)

MODEL: HELLO SIR. JIM JACKSON?

JJ: YES MAM (SHAKES HER HAND)

MODEL: WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

JJ: SO I’M SUPPOSED TO BE SHOOTING PICTURES FOR MODELS TODAY?

MODEL: YEAH, FOR THIS WHOLE MONTH. TRUST ME YOU’LL LOVE IT. OKAY LETS GET STARTED. I’LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE..

(COMING IN A MODEL ROOM)

MODEL: HELLO LADIES MEET YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER. JIM JACKSON.

JJ: HI (WAVES) HOW’S EVERYONE?

LADIES: FINE, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

JJ: WELL, I’M NERVOUS FIRST AND FOREMOST. IF YOU DON’T KNOW, TODAY’S MY FIRST DAY DOING PHOTOGRAPHY.

MODEL: OH DON’T WORRY MR. JACKSON. YOU’LL DO FINE, IT’S JUST THE MATTER IF THESE YOUNG LADIES PERFORM GOOD POSES. YOU KNOW JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PICTURES OF THEIR FACES IN A GOOD SPOT.

JJ: THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.

(LATER, TAKING THE LAST PICTURE)

JJ: OKAY THAT’S ALL. RIGHT?

MODEL: YEAH FOR TODAY AND WE’LL PICK UP TOMORROW WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

JJ: OKAY.

(IN THE CAR)

JJ: HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD STOP BY THE HOSPITAL) I HAVEN’T VISITED MOM IN A WHILE. (PULLS UP IN THE PARKING LOT. GETS OUT OF THE CAR. COMING TO THE DOORS AND THE HOSPITAL EXPLODES AND BLOWS HIM AWAY) (FALLS ON HIS BACK LOOKING AT THE HOSPITAL GO UP IN FLAMES. COUGHING) NO NOT MOM….DAD(CRYING A LITTLE BIT) (THE FIRE SPREADS)

JJ: HOLY CRAP! (GETS UP RUNNING AND LIMPING) (GETS IN THE CAR AND DRIVES OFF) (HE THEN BECOMES BLOCKED BY TRAFFIC)

(PEOPLE POINTING AT THE HOSPITAL PANICKING)

JJ: SHIT!!! (GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND RUNS DOWN THE STREET)

(PEOPLE SCRAMING)

JJ: (OUT OF BREATH) (SEES THE FRONT CAR OF THE TRAFFIC) GET OUT AND WALK. YOUR FAT ASS NEED SOME EXERCISE ANYWAY. (STRUGGLING TRYING TO UNFASTEN THEIR SEATBELT FOR THEM) JEEZ. (UNFASTENS THE SEAT BELT) (DRIVES OFF IN THE CAR) AW MAN A TRAIN? (LOOKING BACK AT THE FLAMES GETTING CLOSER)

COME ON HURRY UP. I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY.

JJ :FINALLY (ZOOMS OFF) (CAR STUCK IN NEUTRAL) AW MAN A STICK? COMPLICATING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! (HAVING A HARD TIME USING THE STICK) DAMN!!!! (GETS IT TO WORK) THERE WE GO

TC: (WATCHING THE NEWS)

LADY: THIS JUST IN, THE WHOLE AREA OF CARSON HOSPITAL IS ABLAZED. THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS ON THEIR WAY TO CLEAR THE FLAMES.

TC:BOYS HURRY INTO THE LIVING ROOM. SOMETHINGS ON THE NEWS.

ALL: (COMING INTO THE LIVING ROOM)

I’VE BEEN INFORMED THAT THE HOSPITAL ABRUPTLY EXPLODED AND THAT IS WHAT CAUSED ALL THE FLAMES. SO IF YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS ON THE RADIO, PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THAT AREA. YOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE A DIFFERENT ROUTE TO GO PAST THE TRAGEDY. THAT IS ALL FOR ACTION NEWS. COMING UP AT 5.

TC: (TURNS OFF THE TV) THE HOSPITAL. JIM’S MOM, YOUR AUNT, CLARANCE.

C: THAT HOSPITAL?

TC: YES.

C: NO. BUT WHY?

TC: SOMEONE PLANNED THIS. AND I CAN FEEL IT

JJ: (PULLING UP IN THE DRIVEWAY)

TC: HOLD ON, THEY BETTER GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF DRIVEWAY.

C: WAIT A MINUTE THAT’S JIM. WHY IS HE IN THAT THING?

JJ: ( LIMPING TO THE HOUSE)

TC: ( OPENS THE DOOR) WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?

JJ: LONG STORY.

TC: AND WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT?

JJ: OKAY, I CAME FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO. WENT TO VISIT MY MOM AND KABOOM I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING TO BLOWN UP.

TC: OKAY I BELIEVE YOU. I JUST SAW IT ON THE NEWS.

JJ: YEAH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE YOU ALL.

C: OKAY QUESTION. I STILL WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT CAR.

JJ: I TRIED TO DRIVE OUT THE HOSPITAL PARKING LOT BUT IT WAS A BUNCH OF CARS ON THE STREET AND I COULDN’T GET OUT SO I JUST GOT OUT THE CAR AND HIJACKED SOMEONE.

C: OH.

JJ: I’M STRESSED OUT, I NEED SOME REST, I’M GOING TO TAKE A NAP.

TC: ME TOO.

FF: OKAY PEOPLE, PLEASE REMAIN CALM. WE’VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. (SPRAYING DOWN THE FIRE)

FF: (CATCHES FIRE) AAH!!! I’M ON FIRE!!! SPRAY ME!!!

FF2: (SPRAYS HIM WITH GASOILINE ACCIDENTLY)

FF: NO!!! THAT’S GASOILINE!!! HOT HOT HOT (TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES AND STOMPS THEM) (FIRE DISAPPEARS)

JJ: SO WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THAT COURT SESSION?

TC: PRETTY SOON. PROBABLY TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER

JJ: OH. WELL I’M GOING TO SLEEP

(NEXT DAY)

BULLIES: (IN THE CAR)

B: OKAY HE WANTED US TO ROB EVERY STORE WITHIN 3 DAYS.

B2: THAT’S CRAZY. WE CAN GET ARRESTED ON THE 2^ND TIME DOING THAT.

B3: THE BOMBS ARE ALREADY PLANTED. I DON’T THINK HE TURNED THEM ON YET THOUGH.

B: NO NOT YET.

B2: YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A BETTER IDEA. WE’LL JUST CALL ALL THE STORES AND LET THEM KNOW ABOUT WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN. THEN JUST PRESS *67 AFTER CALLING ALL THE STORES.

B: GOOD IDEA BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY?

B2: QUITE SIMPLE, JUST GIVE THEM THE POST OFFICE ADDRESS AND WE’LL GO PICK IT UP WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

B3: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME.

B2: OKAY, THEN WE DON’T NEED TO GO INSIDE OF HERE, LETS JUST GO BACK HOME.

(BULLIES ARRIVING AT HOME)

B2: OKAY (FLIPPING THROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES) SAM’S CLUB IS THE LAST PLACE. (CALLING)

E: SAM’S CLUB.

B2: SERIOUS CALL, WE NEED ALL YOUR MONEY OR ELSE YOU CAN GET BLOWN UP

E: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY A BOMB THREAT IS HEADED OUR WAY?

B2: SIR THE BOMB IS ALREADY THERE. JUST GET ALL THE MONEY OUT OF THOSE CASHIERS OF YOURS AND MAIL IT TO THIS ADDRESS.

E: HA HA HA. NICE PRANK PHONE CALL.

B2: DO I SOUND LIKE I’M IN A MOOD FOR PULLING PRANKS? I’M GROWN, NOW THIS IS SERIOUS, SEND THE MONEY TO THIS ADDRESS.

E: HOLD ON LET ME GO GET SOME PAPER. (CLICKS OVER ON THE OTHER LINE) ATTETION TO ALL CUSTOMERS AND EMPLOYEES, PLEASE LISTEN, WE HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED WITH A BOMB THREAT. THIS IS SERIOUS, I’M NOT KIDDING.

CUSTOMERS: (SCREAMING AND RUNNING CRAZY OUT OF THE STORE).

PERSON: (RUNS INTO THE GLASS DOOR AND IT BREAKS)

OTHER PERSON: OOH!!!

E: (CLICKS BACK OVER) OKAY WHAT’S THE ADDRESS?

B2: 235 JEFFERSON.

E: (WRITES IT DOWN) OKAY. IT WILL BE SENT

B2: AND DON’T SEND ANYTHING ELSE. DON’T TRY TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT OR WE’LL BLOW UP ALL THE STORES.

E: OKAY.

B2: (HANGS UP) OKAY THAT’S ALL. (PUSHES *67)

E: YOU KNOW WE SHOULD JUST SEND THEM SOMETHIJNG ELSE AND TRY TO FIND THAT BOMB.

E2: THEY PROBABLY PUT IT IN A REAL GOOD SPOT WHERE WE CAN’T FIND IT.

E: WELL WE BETTER JUST GO HOME AND LOCK THIS PLACE UP.

MANAGER: OKAY TELL ME WHY WE HAVE TO LOCK THIS PLACE UP?

E: SIR, WE’VE BEEN VICTIMIZED WITH A BOMB THREAT.

MANAGER: IS THIS A JOKE?

ALL :NO SIR.

MANAGER: WHERE IS THIS BOMB?

E2: THEY SAID IT WAS ALREADY HERE SOMEWHERE AND WE WOULD’N’T HAVE ANY CHANCE IN HELL TO FIND IT.

MANAGER: (SIGHS) WELL LETS JUST GO HOME THEN.

ALL: (LEAVING)

E: WAIT, WE HAVE THEIR ADDRESS, THEY CAN BE ARRESTED.

MANAGER: LET ME SEE THE ADDRESS. (LOOKS AT IT) NAH, THAT’S THE POST OFFICE. THEY WERE TOO SMART TO GIVE US THEIR HOME ADDRESS.

E: I HAVE FAMILY TO FEED BACK AT HOME.

MANAGER: WE ALL DO BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST LIKE THAT. THEY DO CRAZY THINGS.

ALL: (LEAVING)

(AT THE PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO)

MODEL:HEY THERE YOU WANNA MEET UP AFTER THE PHOTOSHOOTING?

JJ: AS IN…WHAT?

MODEL: YOU KNOW, A CUP OF COFFEE, A WALK IN THE PARK?

JJ: WHAT. YOU’RE SAYING I SHOULD DRINK SOME COFFEE FOR ENERGY TO GO FOR A WALK?

MODEL: NO SILLY. A DATE

JJ: DATE? WELL, I HATE TO GIVE YOU THE INFO, BUT I’M ALREADY TAKEN BY SOMEONE.

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MODEL: WHY NOT JUST BE A BIGAMIST?

JJ: NO. AND I’M NOT EVEN MARRIED, I’M JUST TOGETHER WITH SOMEONE.

MODEL: WELL, HE WON’T EVEN FIND OUT. YOU CAN JUST DATE ME BEHIND HIS BACK.

JJ: EXCUSE ME, I’M SEEING A GIRL.

MODEL: OH WELL COME AND GET WITH ME, YOU KNOW I CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN HER.

JJ: NO. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO DATE YOU? I WOULD BE SO UPSET WITH A PERSON THAT WOULD BE SO CRAZY TO DUMP THEIR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GO OUT WITH YOU

MODEL: I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE THINKS THE SAME THING OF YOU’RE LITTLE GIRLFRIEND.

JJ: NO NO NO. FIRST OF ALL YOU SOUND LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO JUDGE A GIRL AND 2^ND OF ALL WHAT MADE YOU WANNA BECOME A MODEL? THESE PEOPLE OUGHTTA BE ASHAMED TO PUT YOU ON A MAGAZINE COVER. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING PICTURS FROM MY CAMERA. IT’S NOT HAPPENING.

MODEL: KEEP TALKING TRASH. YOU’VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF COMING.

JJ: WHATEVER.

(LATER FINISHING TAKING PICTURES)

MODEL: GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY?

JJ: GET LOST.

MODEL: (SLAPS HIM)

JJ: I KNOW SHE DIDN’T JUST SLAP ME.

MODEL: (TRIES TO RUN BUT JIM GRABS HER HEAD AND THE WEAVE COMES OUT)

(COVERING HER HEAD)

JJ: (WALKING OUT OF THE DOOR) (HAS A FLASHBACK IN HIS HEAD OF WHEN TRACY PULLED OUT HER HAIR) (FROWNS) (GOES BACK TO SEE IF THAT WAS HER) OH MY GOD, YOU.

MODEL: ME?

JJ: YOU WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. YOU MUST’VE LIKED ME SINCE YOU WERE CALLING ME THOSE NAMES.

MODEL: EXACTLY.

JJ: BUT NO. I DON’T FORGIVE YOU. I CAN’T BE SEEN WITH A WEAVE WHACKER.

JJ: (DRIVING OFF)

(IN THE CAR)

PERSON: HEY THAT’S MY CAR

JJ: (SPEEDS OFF) (RUNS A RED LIGHT)

COP: (TURNS ON HIS SIREN) GET HIM! OH WAIT WHO AM I TALKING TO? I NEED BACK UP! (EATING DONUTS) (CRASHES INTO ANOTHER CAR) (AIR BAG COMES OUT) I CAN’T BREATHE! (UNBUCKLES SEATBELT) (TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR) ( LEANS THE SEAT BACK AND GETS OUT THE BACK CAR DOOR)

DAMN HE GOT AWAY! OH WELL. AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY DONUTS.

JJ: (LOOKING IN THE MIRROR) YES. I GOT AWAY. (ARRIVING AT HOME PULLING UP IN THE DRIVEWAY)

JJ: (COMING IN THE HOUSE) I’M HOME

E, F, C: (RUNNING TO JIM)

JJ: I DON’T HAVE ANY FOOD.

E: DAMN I THOUGH YOU HAD SOME HONEY BUNS OR SOMETHING.

JJ: NO! I’M JUST COMING HOME. NOTHING’S IN THE KITCHEN?

E: NOTHING’S IN THERE.

JJ: NOT EVEN OUR APPLIANCES?

E: WELL THAT STUFF IS IN THERE.

JJ: (LOOKING IN THE REFRIGERATOR) THAT’S A DAMN SHAMED! WHO DID THIS?

C: ALL 3 OF US.

JJ: I’M SURPRISED YALL NOT FAT. SHOULDN’T YALL BE FULL BY NOW?

F: JJ, YOU EAT LIKE A PIG TOO.

JJ: NOT TODAY. IF I HAD THE DAY OFF, YEAH. BUT JEEZ THIS REFRIGERATOR HAD TONS OF FOOD IN HERE.

E: DON’T WORRY, TRACY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE.

JJ: OH I THOUGHT SHE WENT TO COURT. I GUESS SHE GOTTA GO TOMORROW THEN. I’M GOING TO GET IN THE SHOWER

(NEXT DAY)

TC: (IN COURT) OKAY, MR MITCHELL, PLEASE TELL US EXACTLY WHERE YOU WERE ON THE DAY OF YOUR SON’S BIRTHDAY.

MM: I WAS DOWNTOWN AT THE ATM GETTING MONEY.

TC: ARE YOU SURE YOU WEREN’T ROBBING ANY PLACES?

MM: YES MAM. THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE ALL MY BILLS WERE DUE AND I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY OUT OF MY PAYCHECK SO I HAD TO GET MORE MONEY.

TC: BUT THIS GUN HAS DRY CAKE ICINMG ON IT.

MM: I DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM. COULD I SEE THAT TO SHOW YOU WHERE YOU’RE WRONG?

TC: HERE.

MM: OKAY, YOU SEE THIS? WE DIDN’T HAVE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.

TC: WAIT STOP, I SAID CAKE. NOW WE KNOW THAT YOU’RE LYING.

MM: (LOOKING AROUND) (QUICKLY LOADS THE GUN) NO BODY MOVE!!! (POINTING THE GUN AT THEM) OKAY I LIED, I SHOT MY SON ONLY BECAUSE I HAD TO. I COULDN’T STAND THE LITTLE BRAT!!!

TC: PUT THE GUN DOWN SIR.

MM: NO!!!

TC: (KICKS THE GUN OUT OF HIS HAND) (PICKS IT UP) NOW TAKE HIM AWAY)

SECURITY: (TAKING HIM AWAY)

JUDGE: DISMISSED. WE’VE ALREADY REACHED A VERDICT. THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY GUILTY.

TC: (OUTSIDE GOING TO THE CAR)

MODEL: WHACKS TRACY OVER THE HEAD WITH A 2x4. OKAY HELP ME LIFT HER. (B3 HELPS LIFT HER)

B3: I GOT THIS. I’LL GET HER (LIFTS HER AND PUTS HER IN A VAN)

VAN: (SPEEDING OFF)

(AT NIGHT)

JJ: TRACY’S BEEN GONE ALL DAY. MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HER (CALLING TRACY PHONE TURNED OFF)

JJ: MAN, HER PHONE IS TURNED OFF HOW LONG WAS THIS COURT SESSION SUPPOSED TO BE?

F: I DON’T KNOW.

JJ: I HOPE SHE’S OKAY.

B3: HERE YOU ARE SIR. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH HER?

JJ2: JUST PUT HER INTHAT BASEMENT.

TC: LET ME GO!!! WAIT A MINUTE. YOU?

MODEL: YEAH IT’S ME.

TC: (LOW BLOWS HER)

MODEL: OW, YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! (PUTS HER IN THE BASEMENT)

TC: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

MODEL: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET WAY WITH WHAT YOU DID TO ME IN HIGH SCHOOL? I HAD TO LEAVE THAT SCHOOL. THAT’S HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS.

TC: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN WEARING WEAVE.

MODEL: YOU REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME. IT’S MY TURN TO PUNISH YOU.

TC: I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT. I MEAN WASN’T THIS ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO WHEN THIS HAPPENED?

MODEL: YES BUT, I’M STILL NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT. NOW ENJOY SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE DOWN HERE. YOU CAN EAT A RAT IF YOU FIND ONE.

.JJ: (DRIVING) (STOPS CAR) ANOTHER SIGN? OH NO!!! (READS THE BACK)

150,000,000 DOLLAR REWARD. EVERY GRAND CARSON STORE HAS BEEN BOMB THREATENED AND FORCED TO RECEDE THEIR MONEY. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THE MONEY COULD BE FOUND PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY.THANK YOU.

JJ: WHAT? 150,000,000 DOLLARS?

OH MY GOD!!! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING (CELL PHONE RINGS) HELLO

TC: (QUIETLY) HELLO

JJ: TRACY SPEAK UP.

TC: I CAN’T.

JJ: WHY AND WHERE ARE YOU?

TC: JIM, I’M IN TROUBLE.

JJ: WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT’S GOING ON?

TC: I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED. I NEED YOU TO SAVE ME.

JJ: WHERE ARE YOU?

TC: JEFFREY’S TERRITORY. THEY LOCKED ME IN THE BASEMENT.

JJ: BE SAFE, I’M COMING. I’LL GET THERE AS SOON AS I CAN.

TC: OKAY. I LOVE YOU.

JJ: I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE

JJ: (GETS BACK IN THE CAR) AW MAN!!! (PULLING IN THE DRIVEWAY)

(RUSHING IN THE HOUSE)

E: WHY SO AMBITIOUS?

JJ: I NEED YALL HELP. THEY KIDNAPPED TRACY.

C: WHO?

E: WHAT?

F: WHEN? WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER AGAIN?

JJ; JEFFREY HAS HER AND THEY TOOK HER TO HIS PLACE. I DON’T KNOW WHY.

F: WE GOTTA LOCK AND LOCAD.

JJ; MORE THAN THAT. JEFFREY’S LOOKING FOR ME AGAIN.

WE’RE ON A MISSION. AND OH YEAH, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

E: ANOTHER SIGN? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

JJ: BELIEVE ME. I’M NOT AND READ THE BACK.

E: (READS IT) WHAT? LETS GO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON

F: LETS TAKE MY CAR, I’M NOT ABOUT TO BE SEEN IN THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

JJ: HEY IT’S NOT MINE.

F: (DRIVING)

E: OKAY LETS STOP AT THIS GAS STATION AND SEE WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT.

(IN THE GAS STATION)

STORE OWNER: I’M SORRY. I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY. SO YOU CAN’T BREAK ANY 20’S OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

JJ: BOMB THREAT?

STORE OWNER: HOW’D YOU KNOW?

JJ: TRUST ME I KNOW EVERYTHING. ANY SPECIFIC NAMES?

STORE OWNER: NONE.

JJ: WELL THANKS ANYWAY.

BULLIES: (IN THE CAR)

B: WELL TODAY’S THE DAY. TIME TO GO GET THE MONEY.

B2: THE POST OFFICE IS RIGHT THERE TOO.

B: (STOPS)

JJ: (IN THE CAR) I HOPE THEY DIDN’T ROB THE POST OFFICE. I GOTTA GO GET MY PACKAGE. FRISQO CAN WE STOP THERE RIGHT QUICK?

F: MAN, YOU ALWAYS HAVE PACKAGES TO PICK UP.

JJ: I GOTTA GET MY CAMERA.

C: I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE?

JJ: NO. THE STUDIO LET ME BORROW THAT ONE. NOW I HAVE MY OWN.

(AT THE POST OFFICE)

JJ: GREAT ANOTHER LONG ASS LINE

B: (LOOKING AROUND) HEY IS THAT JIM AND THOSE GEEKS?

B2: YEAH.

B3: REMEMBER WHAT FRISQO DID TO OUR CAR? SHOULD WE GET OUR REVENGE?

B: YEAH. BUT IS THAT HIS CAR OUT THERE?

B2: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO’S CAR IS THAT, WE SHOULD JUST RAM IT.

LADY: HERE’S YOUR PACKAGE.

B: THANK YOU

JJ: OH HELL NO. THOSE BULLIES. (POINTING TOWARD THEM) LOOK.

F: AW MAN. THAT IS THEM.

C: THEY BETTER NOT TRY ANY STUPID SHIT.

B2: HEY NERDS! REMEMBER US?

JJ: WELL WELL WELL. YOU BULLIES AGAIN.

B: AINT CHANGED A BIT.

JJ: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

B2: MON….

B: (COVERS B2’S MOUTH)

B2: OOPS.

B: HE WAS SAYING MONTHLY SOMETHING.

JJ: WHY DID HAVE TO COVER HIS MOUTH?

B: BECAUSE I DO ALL THE TALKING

JJ: YEAH RIGHT. PROBABLY SOMETHING ELSE.

B: (GETTING IN THE CAR) OKAY LETS RAM THIS PIECE OF SHIT. (BACKING UP) (ACCELORATING AT 140 MILES) (RAMS FRISQO’S CAR) (SPARKS BLOW OUT THE SIDE OF THE CAR) LETS GO (SPEEDS OFF)

PEOPLE: (LOOKING AROUND TALKING)

F: WHAT WAS THAT?

JJ: (RECEIVES HIS PACKAGE) THANK YOU

(COMING OUTSIDE)

F: AWWWW!!!! WHO DID THIS?

E: LOOK (POINTING AT THE BUL;LIES CAR DRIVING OFF)

F: I GOT THEM.

E: AT LEAST TRY TO START IT.

F: (TRYING TO START THE CAR BUT DOESN’T START) MAN!!! WE BETTER CALL A CAB.

C: SO HOW ARE WE GONNE GET HOME?

JJ: LAUREN IS A TAXI DRIVER. MAYBE SHE’S WORKING TODAY.

C: MY EX?

JJ: YEAH. DON’T YOU WORK AT THE GCIA?

C: YEAH.

JJ: LAUREN WORKS THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK.

C: SO DO I.

JJ: YOU PROBABLY WORK THE WEEKS SHE DOESN’T IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HER.

C: I GOTTA CHANGE MY SCHEDULE THEN. I WANNA TALK TO HER ABOUT SOMETHING.

JJ: WHAT? YALL RELATIONSHIP?

C: YEAH.

E: OKAY LETS CALL HER

JJ: (CALLING LAUREN)

L: TAXI WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

JJ: HEY LAUREN. ARE YOU WORKING TODAY?

L: YEAH, IS THIS JIM?

JJ: YEAH AND WE NEED A RIDE.

L: WHO’S ALL WITH YOU?

JJ: MY FRIENDS AND I. YOU KNOW, WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT.

L: CLARANCE IS WITH YOU?

JJ: YES LAUREN.

L: OH. OKAY, WHERE ARE YALL?

JJ: AT THE POST OFFICE.

L: OH, I’M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. GIVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS.

JJ: OKAY, BYE.

C: HEY YALL LET ME SIT IN THE FRONT.

JJ: OH YOU WANNA TALK TO LAUREN?

C: YEAH.

(TAXI ARRIVES)

JJ: THAT WAS FAST.

C: (GETTING IN THE FRONT) HEY LAUREN.

L: WOW, YALL GOT BIG. HEY CLARANCE

C: YOU DON’T MIND IF I SIT UP HERE DO YOU?

L: NO NOT AT ALL. (DRIVING) QUESTION, WHY DID YOU ALL NEED A RIDE? I KNOW ALL FOUR YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CARS.

F: OKAY, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. WE WENT TO THE POST IN MY CAR AFTER COMING FROM THE GAS STATION.

JJ: AND HOLD ON READ THIS

L: IT’S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER WITH A $ SIGN ON IT.

JJ: NO READ THE BACK.

F: SO ANYWAY, YEAH WE CAME FROM THE GAS STATION AND THEN JIM HAD TO GET HIS CAMERA FROM THERE AND THEN WE SAW THOSE BULLIES FROM OUR HIGH SCHOOL IN THERE AND I’M GUESSING THAT THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CAR. WE CAME OUTSIDE AND SAW THE WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF MY CAR JUST PUSHED IN. AND IT WON’T EVEN START.

L: DID YOU GET ALL OF YOUR STUFF OUT OF THERE?

F: EVERYTHING BUT THE KFC BOX. AW I DIDN’T GT MY LICENSE PLATE.

E: I GOT IT.

F: THANKS.

(ARRIVING AT HOME)

JJ: OKAY THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

L: MY MONEY PLEASE.

JJ: DON’T WE GET A DISCOUNT?

L: YEAH, A DOLLAR FROM ALL OF YOU.

JJ, C, E: THERE YOU GO.

C: CAN I TALK TO YOU?

L: SURE.

C: YALL CAN GO IN THE HOUSE, I’M COMING.

L: SO WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND?

C: OUR RELATIONSHIP.

L: IT DIDN’T WORK OUT. YOU WERE TOO BUSY AND WELL, I WAS ALWAYS ON THE ROAD.

C: BUT I KNOW IT’LL WORK OUT THIS TIME. I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WORK AT THE GCIA.

C: I WORK THERE TOO.

L: HOW COME I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU THERE THEN.

C: JIM TOLD ME YOU WORK EVERY OTHER WEEK. I WORK EVERY OTHER WEEK BUT NOT THE SAME WEEK AS YOU. I DON’T KNOW. I’M THINKING ABOUT CHANGING MY SCHEDULE.

L: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING THERE?

C: SINCE LAST YEAR.

L: ALL THIS TIME, AND I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU UP THERE ONCE.

C: HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEK?

L; YEAH, LETS TALK IT OUT ON OUR LUNCH BREAK. OKAY.

C: OKAY (SMILING)

L: (KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK)

C: LOVELY. OKAY. TOOTLES. SEE YA NEXT WEEK. (COMING IN THE HOUSE)

JJ: SO WHAT HAPPENED?

C: NOTHING. I’M JUST CHANGING MY SCHEDULE.

JJ:OH, WELL I’M GONNA CHECK UP ON TRACY. (CALLNG TRACY)

TC: HELLO.

JJ: ARE YOU STILL OKAY?

TC: YEAH, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY?

JJ: YEAH. I’M COMING NOW.

TC: BRING ME SOMETHING TO EAT. I’M HUNGRY.

JJ: ALRIGHT. GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD?

TC: THAT’LL BE FINE. BUT HOW AM I GONNA GET IT?

JJ: YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M BUSTING YOU OUT OF THERE. ANY WINDOWS IN THAT BASEMENT?

TC: YEAH.

JJ: OPEN ONLY ONE SO I KNOW WHICH ONE TO GOT TO.

TC: ARE YOU STILL BRINGING THE SALAD?

JJ: YEAH. (IN THE CAR) (ARRIVING AT JEFFREY’S TERRITORY)

JJ: (JUMPS OVER A FENCE)

TC: JIM OVER HERE. WHERE’S MY SALAD?

JJ: IN THE CAR.COME ON GRAB MY HAND (PULLING HER THROUGH THE WINDOW)

(ALARM GOES OFF)

JJ: JUST GO TO THE CAR I GOT THIS.

SECURITY: GET HIM

JJ: (PUNCHES THE SECURITY GUARD)

SECURITY: OW, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

JJ: GET BACK, FAT ASS!!! (RUNS AND JUMPS OVER THE FENCE) (GETS IN THE CAR) (DRIVES OFF)

TC: THANKS FOR SAVING ME. OH AND THANKS FOR THE SALAD TOO.

JJ: HEY I OWE YOU FROM WHEN I WAS AT THE TRUCK STATION. JUST RETURNING A FAVOR.

TC: (KISSES HIM)

(ARRIVING AT HOME)

TC: (COMING IN THE HOUSE EATING SALAD)

F: OOH SHE HAS SOME FOOD.

TC: I HAVEN’T EATEN IN DAYS, LET ME JUST PIG OUT.

(LATER)

JJ: (TURNS ON TV)

NEWS: LATELY, STORES HAVE BEEN CLOSED DUE TO A BOMB THREAT ALL OVER TOWN. WE HAVE A SAM’S CLUB EMPLOYEE THAT CAN TELL YOU WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED. WE NOW TAKE YOU TO THAT EMPLOYEE.\

E: THEY CALLED US AND TOLD US THAT STUFF. BLAH BLAH BLAH. THEN THEY GAVE US THE POST OFFICE ADDRESS AND WE MAILED THE MONEY THERE. THE ONLY EVIDENCE I DO HAVE IS A RECORDING OF OUR CONVERSATION. I HOPE WHOEVER IS FAMILIAR WITH THESE VOICES CAN DO SOMETHING. WE NEED EXPERTS TO UNSET THESE BOMBS FOR US. IF YOU CAN DO THAT THEN THERE IS A $150,000,000 REWARD AND IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, PLEASE CALL 911 OR CALL THE NEWS NUMBER NOW.

NEWS: WE NOW TAKE YOU TO THE RECORDING OF THE CONVERSATION.

(THEY’RE LISTENING TO THE CONVERSATION)

JJ: HEY, YALL COME HERE.

ALL: ( COMING IN THE LIVING ROOM)

C: WHAT?

JJ: LISTEN.

C: THAT’S THE BULLIES ON THE PHONE.

JJ: YEAH, THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

E: SO THAT’S WHAT THEY WERE PICKING UP AT THE POST OFFICE.

NEWS: IF YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE VOICE YOU JUST HEARD, PLEASE CONTACT THE POLICE OR OUR NUMBER IMMEDIATELY.

JJ: (CALLING THE NEWS)

NEWS: NEWS, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

JJ: YES I AM FAMILIAR WITH THE BOMB THREAT SUSPECTS.

NEWS: ANY NAMES?

JJ: NO BUT I BELIEVE I HAVE THEIR ADDRESS. JUST A SECOND. FRISQO, WHAT’S THE ADDRESS?

F: 3987 WICHITA.

JJ: YES, IT’S 3987 WICHITA.

NEWS: OKAY THANK YOU SIR.

(COPS ARRIVING AT BULLIES’ HOUSE)

COP: (ON A BULLHORN) COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. DON’T TRY ANYTHING STUPID!

BULLIES: (COMING OUT OF THE HOUSE) (HANDS UP)

B: WHAT’S GOING ON?

B3: I KNOW THEY’RE NOT GETTING READY TO TAKE US TO JAIL.

B2: THEY BETTER PUT THOSE HANDCUFFS AWAY.

COP: OKAY, GET YOUR FAT ASS IN THE CAR.

B2: WHAT DID WE DO?

COP: YOU THINK YOU CAN SET UP BOMB THREATS? THIHK AGAIN. (PUTTING THEM IN THE CAR.

(ALL 3 OF THEM GETTING PUT IN A CELL)

COP: WANNA BOMB THREAT STORES? YOU’RE IN JAIL FOR LIFE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ECONOMY WE’LL LOSE IF YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT? (WALKING AWAY)

B: FOR LIFE? I DON’T THINK SO.

B2: NO. WE’RE SNEAKING OUT OF HERE TOMORROW.

(NEXT DAY)

JJ: (IN THE CAR) ARE YALL READY?

C: YEAH.

JJ: OKAY LETS DO THIS. 1^ST STOP. KMART. (ARRIVING AT KMART)

JJ: DANG IT. THEY’RE CLOSED.

C: POLICE GAVE US THE KEYS.

JJ: OH (UNLOCKS THE DOOR)

ALL : (LOOKING AROUND)

JJ: LETS TRY THAT SAFE LOCK BACK THERE. (THEY GO TO IT)

F: DAMN, IT’S A COMBINATION LOCK.

JJ: GIMME THE HAMMER (BREAKS IT OPEN) BINGO. (UNSETS THE BOMB)

( IN THE CAR)

JJ: NEXT STOP, WALMART. ALWAYS LOW PRICES.

(AT JAIL) (PLAYING XBOX)

B2: WHAT KIND OF JAIL LETS YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

B3: I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE THEY WANNA BE NICE.

B: MAN STOP CHEATING!

B2: NO, YOU JUST SUCK AT THIS.

B3: YES I WON.

B: MAN, I SWEAR!!1 (SLAMS THE XBOX ON THE FLOOR AND IT EXPLODES)

BULLIES: (FLY BACK IN THE WALL) OW!!! (RUBBING THEIR HEADS)

B: WOAH! IT STARTED A FIRE.

ALL: (COUGHING) HELP!!! (FIRE SPREADS)

(FIRE SIREN GOES OFF)

COP: OH CRAP! GET THE DONUTS!!!!

COPS: (DRIVING OFF)

JJ: ALRIGHT GIMME THE KEYS (UNLOCKS THE DOOR) (LOOKING AROUND)

C: THERE IT IS!!!

JJ: DAMN! HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN THIS CLOSET?

F: OOH I KNOW. USE A CREDIT CARD.

C: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH A CREDIT CARD?

F: LET ME DEMONSTRATE (SLIDES IT THROUGHT THE SIDE OF THE DOOR)

JJ: NICE ONE, FRISQO (UNSETS THE BOMB)

(BACK AT JAIL)

B: THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE WE CAN SNEAK OUT.

B2: THAT’S WHAT WE BETTER DO!!!

(THEY JUMP OUT THE WINDOW)

ALL: (COUGHING)

B2: WE GOTTA GE T TO JEFFREY

(NIGHT TIME)

JJ: LAST STOP, SAM’S CLUB.

E: THAT WAS DUMB. THEY PUT THE BOMB RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BUILDING.

JJ: ACTUALL IT WAS SMART. IT’S TOO HIGH FOR US TO GET UP THERE.

E: WHAT DO YOU THINK LADDERS WERE MADE FOR? (POINTING TO A TRUCK WITH A LADDER ON TOP OF IT)

JJ: LETS GET IT (THEY GET THE LADDER)

JJ: (SETTING THE LADDER UP AGAINST THE BUILDING)

OKAY STAY HERE. I’LL BE RIGHT BACK. (CLIMBING)

WHERE IS IT? THERE IT IS. (UNSETS THE BOMB)

(CLIMBIMG BACK DOWN) OKAY THAT’S ALL.

C: LETS HEAD HOME. WE’LL GET OUR REWAD TOMORROW.

JJ2: WELL, DID YOU GET THE MONEY?

B2: YES SIR, BUT THE POLICE MADE US GIVE THE MONEY BACK TO THE CITY. THEY WENT IN OUR HOUSE AND TOOK IT. WE WERE GONNA RUN BUT THE WHOLE AREA WAS BLOCKED OFF.

JJ2: WELL, I WANT MY MONEY. AND I KNOW YOU ALL WANT SOME OF THAT MONEY TOO.

B2: WE’LL DO OUR BEST TO GET IT BACK.

(NEXT DAY) (DOWNTOWN)

MAYOR: THANKS TO THESE 4 YOUNG MEN WE HERE BY REWARD YOU WITH 150,000,000 IN CASH (GIVES THEM THE SUITCASE) (CHEERING)

JJ: AW MAN!!! ALL THIS MONEY. THIS IS TOO IMPOSSIBLE TO SPEND IN ONE DAY.

E: 4 PEOPLE. LETS SEE. THAT’S 37,500,000 FOR ONE PERSON OUT OF US 4.

C: DANG THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY.

(6 MONTHS LATER)

TC: (COMING DOWN THE ISLE) (WEDDING MUSIC PLAYING)

C: SO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BEING LIKE THEM? (POINTING AT TRACY AND JIM)

L: OF COURSE CLARANCE, BUT LETS GIVE IT ANOTHER 6 MONTHS. WE JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER NOT TOO LONG AGO.

C: YEAH I AGREE.

BEST MAN: DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY WITH JIM RASBY JACKSON AND TRACY MIGGINGS CREEK. OH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

NOW BEFORE MARRIAGE TAKES PLACE, IS THERE ANYONE HERE THAT THINKS THESE TWO SHOULD NOT GET MARRIAGE?

(NO ONE REPLIES)

BEST MAN: OKAY. MAY WE DO THE BOWS PLEASE? (BOTH PUTTING RINGS ON THE FINGERS) JIM. DO YOU TAKE TRACY TO BE YOUR BELOVED WIFE FROM THIS DAY ON IN LOVE AND CARING TIL DEATH DO US PART?

JIM: I DO.

BEST MAN: AND TRACY, DO YOU TAKE JIM TO BE YOUR BELOVED

HUSBAND FROM THIS DAY ON IN LOVE AND CARING TIL DEATH DO US PART?

TC: I DO.

BEST MAN: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE

(KISS) (CLAPPING AND CHEERING)

JJ: IF ONLY MY PARENTS WERE HERE TO SEE THIS.

TC: I’M SURE THEY’RE WATCHING YOU IN HEAVEN

JJ: (SEES THE BULLIES TAKE THE MONEY) EAMON!!!STOP THEM!!!

BULLIES: (GIVES THE MONEY TO JEFFREY)

JJ: STAY HERE, I’LL BE BACK (RUNS TO THE CAR)

(CHASING JEFFREY IN THE CAR) GET BACK HERE WITH THAT MONEY

F: (JOINS THE CHASE) (THROWS A MINE ON JEFFREY’S CAR)(THROWS THE BOMB OPERATOR THROUGH JJ’S WINDOW)

JJ:THANKS.

F: ANYTIME (CRASHES)

JJ: OH CRAP!!!

JJ2: (TIRE POPS) DAMNIT!!!CHEAP ASS TIRES (DRIVES THROUGH THE WOODS) (GETS OUT THE CAR. RUNS AND TRIPS ON A ROPE AND THE ROPE PULLS HIM UP) OW!!!MY FOOT!!!

E: (IN THE TREE) HEY HOW’S IT HANGING? OH WAIT. YOU’RE HANGING.

JJ: JEFFREY, GIVE ME THE DAMN MONEY.

JJ2: NO IT’S MINE.

JJ: (GOES TO JEFF’S CAR AND TRIES TO OPEN THE TRUNK) IT’S IN HERE. I KNOW IT.

JJ2: GET ME OFF OF THIS ROPE AND I’LL TELL YOU.

JJ: DON’T TRY TO RUN. LET HIM DOWN.

E: (LETS JEFFREY DOWN)

JJ: (KISKS JEFF IN THE STOMACH)

JJ2: YOU LITTLE!!! (BACKHANDS JIM)

JJ: (PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE)

JJ2: (BLEEDING) (PUCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE)

JJ2:(THROWS JIM INTO HIS CAR WINSHIELD)

JJ: (KNOCKED OUT)

JJ2:(CHOPS DOWN THE TREE WITH AN AX)

E: WOAH WOAH!!! (FALLS)

JJ2: BITCHES!!! (DRIVES OFF) (GOING ACROSS THE BRIDGE) HA HA. TIME TO BLOW UP GRAND CARSON (GOES TO PUSH THE BUTTON TO LIFT THE BRIDGE) I’LL WAIT UNTIL HE GETS HERE. (LOOKING AT HIS WATCH)

C: JIM GET UP

JJ: HUH? HUH? (COUGHING) OH SHIT!!! HE GOT AWAY (IN THE CAR HEADING TOWARD THE BRIDGE) SHIT!!! HE LIFTED THE BRIDGE!!! (GETS OUT OF THE CAR) COME ON JEFF GIVE ME THE MONEY.

JJ2: NO, IT’S MY MONEY.

JJ: IT’S OUR REWARD.

C: YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

JJ2: LIKE I REALLY CARE. YOU WANT THE MONEY THAT BAD THEN GO GET IT. (THROWS IT OVER THE GRIDGE BUT IT LANDS IN A BOAT)

JJ: NO. NO.

ALL: PHEW!!!

JJ: (JUMPS OVER INTO THE BOAT) GOT THE MONEY

JJ2: BUT REMEMBER, TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT GRAND CARSON AND YOUR PALS.

JJ: HUH?

JJ2: (PUSHES BUTTON BUT DOESN’T WORK. HUH? WHAT’S GOING ON?

JJ: NICE TRY JEFF. (PUSHES THE BUTTON TO THE BOMB ON JEFF’S CAR)

(CAR EXPLODES)

JJ: COME ON GET ON THE BOAT

C, F, E: (JUMPS IN THE BOAT)

JJ: FRISQO WHERE’D YOU COME FROM?

F: I JUST GOT HERE.

JJ: WELL LETS GO HOME.

(BOAT LEAVES)

THE END