WHO EVER SAID OLYMPIO AND JEVERT WERE THE ONLY ENTREPRENEURS OF ITALY?
NO
ONE SAID THAT. IN THIS SEQUEL WHAT HAPPENS IN ITALY STAYS IN ITALY. A
RIVALRY FORMS BETWEEN JEVERT AND OLYMPIO'S BUSINESS AND A NEW BUSINESS.
WHAT
WILL HAPPEN AND WHO'S GOT THE BEST BUSINESS?


(CARS DRIVING)

OL: (IN A SPORTS CAR WITH SHADES ON) (ARRIVING AT THE BUILDING) (POPS
THE
HOOD OF HIS CAR AND CHECKS THE OIL) (ON THE BOTTLE OF OIL IT HAS
MILEAGE
METER AND THE LETTERS J O B SHOW UP) (POURS IN THE OIL) (THE CAMERA
LOOKS UP
AT OLYMPIO AS HE GETS READY TO CLOSE THE HOOD) (AFTER HE CLOSES THE
HOOD THE
SCREEN GOES BLACK AND 4 SHOWS UP AND THE FOUR IS UP IN FLAMES)(THE
CAMERA
THEN LOOKS OVER BUILDINGS)

J NR: HEY EVERYONE. IT'S JEVERT.

OL NR: HOLD ON JEVERT I'M APART OF THIS MOVIE TOO.

J NR: THAT'S OLYMPIO. DON'T CALL US GAY FOR FORMING A TRUCE BUT BECAUSE
OF
MR TRAPPER'S DEATH, THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

OL NR: I CAN TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE BEST STORY OF THEM
ALL.

(AFTER THE CAMERA GETS DONE LOOKING AT BUILDINGS, IT ZOOMS INTO A
BUILDING
WITH OLYMPIO ON THE PHONE)

OL: OH HEY NANCY. WHAT DO YOU NEED?

N: OLYMPIO.....IT'S....IT'S TIME.

OL: TIME FOR WHAT?

N: I THINK THE BABY'S READY TO COME.

OL NR: DID I MENTION THAT I'M HAVING A BABY.

J NR: UGH. YOU'RE GAY.

OL NR: NO NOT LIKE THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT NANCY HAVING A BABY.

J NR: THAT'S BETTER.

OL NR: AND OH YEAH. THAT'S ME ON THE TOP FLOOR AND JEVERT'S ON THE
BOTTOM
FLOOR.

J NR: I'LL COME UP THOSE STAIRS AND TEACH YOU A LESSON.

OL NR: THAT'S ANOTHER THING. JEVERT HAS TO TAKE THE STAIRS AND I USE
THE
ELEVATORS.

J NR: NO HE'S LYING. I JUST CHOOSE TO USE THE STAIRS.

OL NR: THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S ON A DIET SO HE MAKES SURE THAT HE GETS HIS
EXERCISE.

J NR: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

OL NR: HA HA. NOW YEAH NANCY'S PREGNANT AND THE BABY'S DUE IN ABOUT A
MONTH.
I'LL BE SO PROUD WHEN THAT DAY GETS HERE. AND SOME OTHER STUFF THAT
GOES ON
HERE. JEVERT AND I. EVERY MORNING WE GO FOR A RUN LIKE AT 8:00. (THE
CAMERA
ZOOMS ALL AROUND THE BUILDING LOOKING IN ROOMS AND OTHER PLACES) THAT'S
OUR
WISH FOUNTAIN. (CAMERA ZOOMS TO ANOTHER AREA) THAT'S OUR AIR HOCKEY
TABLE.
WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO REPLACE THAT FOR A WHILE NOW. IT'S BROKEN.
(CAMERA
ZOOMS TO ANOTHER AREA) NOW THAT'S MY AREA RIGHT THERE. THAT'S OUR FUN
CENTER. BUT WE DON'T CALL IT THAT. WE CALL IT THE HANG OUT PALACE. MAY
I
ASSIST YOU (THE CAMERA ZOOMS INTO THE PALACE) CHECK IT OUT. A BAR, POOL
TABLE, THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING. A BOWLING ALLEY, SKATING RINK AND ICE
SKATING RINK, ARCADE, SPA, IT'S SO MUCH STUFF I'LL GET TIRED NAMING ALL
OF
IT. (THE CAMERA ZOOMS OVER TO JEVERT COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM)

J: AAH. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

OL NR: OH HELL NO. YOU BETTER SPRAY THAT BATHROOM.

J: CHILL OLYMPIO. EVERYONE DOES IT.

OL NR: NEVER MIND (THE CAMERA ZOOMS BACK UPSTAIRS TO OLYMPIO'S OFFICE
AT THE
DOOR) NOW THIS IS WHERE THE MOVIE STARTS (THE DOORS OPENS TO HIS OFFICE
AND
THE CAMERA ZOOMS INSIDE)

OL: SO WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO BE DOWN THERE? ARE YOU KIDDING OR
SOMETHING? THE BABY IS DUE IN A MONTH.

N: NAH, I'M JUST KIDDING.

OL: NANCY THIS IS NOT THE TIME.

N: RELAX I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. BYE (HANGS UP)

OL: (TURNS AROUND IN HIS CHAIR FACING THE DOOR AND HE SEES JEVERT
STANDING
RIGHT THERE) OH WHAT'S UP?

J: DID YOU GET THAT CALL?

OL: NANCY?

J: YEAH.

OL: YEAH. SHE STEADY PLAYING ON THE PHONE ABOUT THIS PREGNANCY. (YAWNS)
AW
MAN (RUBBING HIS EYES) YOU FEEL LIKE GOING TO GET ME SOME COFFEE?

J: NOT REALLY.

OL: COME ON. I'LL PAY YOU.

J: HOW MUCH?

OL: A DOLLAR.

J: MAN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE?  I MAKE WAY MORE THAN A
DOLLAR....A DAY. I MAKE 35,000 DOLLARS A DAY MAN.

OL: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

J: A DOLLAR AINT SHIT. I NEED MORE THAN THAT?

OL: LOOK DO YOU WANT THE DOLLAR OR WHAT?

J: YEAH (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND) BUT NEXT TIME I WANT MORE THAN A DOLLAR.
OR YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN COFFEE IF YOU DON'T PAY ME NEXT TIME.

OL: YEAH BECAUSE MY NAME IS JEVERT.

J: SHIIYYIIT. IT AINT EASY BEING JEVERT HEWLIT.

OL: GOOD JOKE.

J: NO MAN THAT'S THE TRUTH. NOW LET ME GO GET THIS COFFEE (LEAVES)

(MEANWHILE)

(THE CAMERA LOOKS AT A MAN'S FEET AS HE STEPS OFF OF A PLANE) (MUSIC
PLAYING)

G: WELL WELL WELL. ITALY. BOYS. AREN'T WE GONNA ENJOY OUR LITTLE
VACATION
HERE?

N: I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE FOR BUSINESS?

G: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

N: THOSE GUYS? YOU KNOW JEVERT AND OLYMPIO?

G: WELL, BILL'S DEAD. WE WERE THE ONLY 4 MEN THAT SURVIVED OUT OF HIS
CREW.

N: RIGHT AND THEY LIVE HERE.

G: BUT WHERE?

N: I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE HERE TO OPEN A BUSINESS FIRST AND THEN DEAL
WITH
THEM.

G: WHY DO WE NEED TO OPEN A BUSINESS?

N: THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE MEMO BILL GAVE US BEFORE HE GOT HIS ASS
KILLED.

U: LISTEN I DON'T WANNA BE HERE (SPITS ON THE GROUND) THIS PLACE LOOKS
LIKE
SHIT.

N: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

U: HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA OPEN A BUSINESS AND WE DON'T EVEN LIVE
HERE.

N: THE POINT IS WE ARE GOING TO BE LIVING HERE.

S: I AGREE WITH UTON. THIS IS A WASTE OF OUR TIME.

G: THE BOTH OF YOU ARE BORING. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE CAN MAKE
BY
HAVING A BUSINESS?

S: WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MATERIAL AND ALL THAT STUFF? WE DON'T
EVEN
HAVE A BUILDING. WE SUCK. ANYONE CAN BLOW US OUT THE WATER.

N: SYLVAIN. WE HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF OUR BUSINESS NAME. THE POINT IS
THAT
WE DIDN'T START OUR BUSINESS YET.

S: THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING WE SUCK.

N: BITCH. BE QUIET. LETS GO WANDER AROUND. I HEARD THERE'S SOME NICE
RESORTS
OVER THERE (POINTING) (THEY START WALKING)

S: MAN I BETTER NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING.

G: OH, YOU WILL BE SPENDING MONEY.

S: YEAH I'M BORROWING SOME MONEY FROM YOU.

G:HELL TO THE NAW.

S: HELL TO THE YES.

N: COME ON LETS GO FIND OUR RESORT (THEY START WALKING AWAY)

(MEANWHILE)

J: (IN THE CAFETERIA) I DON'T SEE ANY FUCKING FOOD IN HERE. WELL..HE
ASKED
FOR COFFEE BUT I DON'T SEE THAT EITHER. (LOOKING AROUND) I DON'T SEE
ANY
COFFEE.

(MEANWHILE WITH OLYMPIO)

OL: (PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME) COME ON. TURRRRRRNNNN. (CRASHES ON THE
VIDEO
GAME) AW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

(KNOCK AT THE DOOR)

OL: (PAUSES THE GAME) COME IN.

J: (ENTERS THE ROOM)

OL: HOLD ON. I DON'T SEE ANY THING IN YOUR HANDS. WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

J: THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

OL: JEVERT, WE NEVER RUN OUT OF COFFEE.

J: WELL, JUST COME SEE FOR YOURSELF.

OL: (SIGHS) WASTING MY TIME (THEY LEAVE OUT THE DOOR) (NEXT THE CAMERA
IS
SHOWING THEM STEPPING OFF THE ELEVATOR) SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN THE
STAIRS
INSTEAD?

J: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

OL: OKAY (LOOKING AROUND) TELL ME WHY THERE'S SOME COFFEE IN THAT
COFFEE
MAKER OVER THERE.

J: YOU KNOW I THINK THEY JUST PUT SOME COFFEE IN THERE. IT WASN'T ANY
WHEN I
CAME DOWN HERE.

OL: YEAH RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY JUST DID THAT SO I CAN COME DOWN HERE AND
GET
MY OWN COFFEE.

J: WELL, CONSIDER IT THAT (PATS HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND BEGINS WALKING
AWAY)
GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR COFFEE.

OL: (POURING COFFEE) HEY JEVERT GET BACK HERE. WE GOTTA GO FOR A RUN
REMEMBER?

J: MAN, I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

OL: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET?

J: MAN I DON'T NEED TO BE ON A DIET.

OL MAN YOU GAINED 10 POUNDS IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS. HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE
GONNA LOSE WEIGHT?

J: DIETING.

OL: WELL..IT'S FASTER IF YOU DO EXERCISE AS WELL.

J: OLYMPIO..CHILL

OL: ALRIGHT, THAT'S ON YOU. WE STILL NEED TO GO RUNNING.

J: FINE. I'LL GO SLIP ON A JUMP SUIT.

(MEANWHILE)

G: SEE, THIS PLACE IS ENORMOUS. UTON AND SYLVAIN YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
THIS
ISN'T A GOOD ASS RESORT?

U: I SAID WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

G: ALRIGHT. NOT ONLY ARE WE HERE FOR A VACATION, WE'RE HERE FOR SOME
COMPETITION.

S: NOW HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA START A FEUD BETWEEN TWO GUYS WE DON'T
EVEN
KNOW?

G: LISTEN. WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED A BUSINESS. THIS IS OUR CHANCE. DON'T
SELL
OUT ON US MAN. WE ALL NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.

U: NOW...THAT SOUNDED GAY. WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.

G: SHUT THE HELL UP. BIG PUNK SIS PISS POT MOTHERFUCKER.

U: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

G: ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR WHAT?

G U N S: (LOOKING AT EACH OTHER)

N: I'M IN. (THEY ALL PUT THEIR FISTS IN A STACK) LETS DO THIS.

G: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. THAT..THAT'S GAY. THAT'S MORE OF WHAT A
CHEERLEADING
SQUAD WOULD DO.

U: YEAH. WE DON'T SWING THAT WAY.

(THEY START WALKING AROUND)

S: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE GAY?

N: I DON'T KNOW. REMEMBER WE'RE HARDCORE.

U: YEP THAT'S RIGHT. WE NEED TO GO RENT A CAR. HOW THE HELL ARE WE
GONNA GET
AROUND? SHIT. BECAUSE I'M NOT WALKING. I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDESTRIAN.

G: THANKS FOR SAYING SOMETHING. LETS GO TO THE CAR RENTAL. (THEY WALK
OUT OF
THE BUILDING)

(MEANWHILE)

J OL: (COMING TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE)

OL: (HAS ON TIGHT SWEAT PANTS)

J: (CHUCKLING)

OL: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

J: (POINTING AT HIS PANTS)

OL: DON'T BE HATING

J: AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SHAME IN THAT?

OL: NOPE BECAUSE I'M SWEET LIKE THAT (POPS HIS COLLAR)

J: OH HELL NO. DON'T POP THAT GREASY AS COLLAR.

OL: GREASY?

J: YEAH, THAT COLLAR GOT SOME GREASE ON IT.

OL: MAN ARE WE GONNA GO FOR THE RUN OR WHAT?

J: YEAH. LETS GO (THEY START RUNNING)

(MEANWHILE)

G U N S: (AT THE CR RENTAL)

G: I'M GETTING TIRED OF WAITING. WHAT'S THE DEAL?

S: I DONT KNOW BUT MY LEGS HURT MAN.

LADY: ARE YOU GUYS READY TO RENT A CAR.

S: NOT YET.

G: YOU STUPID BITCH (POPS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD) YES MAM WE ARE READY TO
RENT
A CAR.

LADY: OKAY COME WITH ME TO GET YOUR CAR.

(THEY WALK OUT TO THEIR CAR AND THEY BECOME VERY UNPLEASED)

G: UH...THAT?

LADY: YES, THAT'S  ALL WE HAVE...ENJOY.

S: UH...OKAY. (SEES A SIGN REGARDING JEVERT AND OLYMPIO'S BUSINESS) HEY
WHAT'S THAT? (POINTING)

N: A SIGN

S: WAIT THAT SAYS JEVERT AND OLYMPIO.

N: (LIGHT BULB POPS UP OVER HIS HEAD) I'VE GOT AN IDEA (PULLING OUT HIS
CELL
PHONE)

S: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

N: I'M GETTING READY TO CALL THAT NUMBER.

S: BUT WHY?

N: BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF THEY DO.

S: THEY'RE ENTREPRENEURS MAN.

N: I KNOW THAT. I JUST WANT TO SEE IF THEY'RE BIG COMPETITION.

S: I'M SURE THEY ARE.

N: YES BUT WE WANNA SET UP A DEROGATORY COMPETITION WITH THEM. REMEMBER
WE
ARE HERE TO OPEN A BUSINESS AND AVENGE BILL'S DEATH.

S: BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE ONLY STAYING HERE FOR TWO WEEKS?

N: WELL...YEAH.. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. WE PAID THE CROSSING GUARDS
FOR TWO
WEEKS TO STAY HERE BUT WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE LONGER THAN THAT. THEY'LL
NEVER
FIND OUT.

S: YES THEY WILL.

G: NO ACTUALLY THEY WON'T FIND OUT.

S: ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS THEN.

N: AS SOON AS I MAKE THIS CALL. (DIALING A NUMBER ON HIS CELL PHONE)

MAN: HELLO, HEWLIT AND WRAILS COMPANY HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

N: HI SIR. I'M ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU PEOPLE DO.

MAN: WELL TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, OLYMPIO  WRAILS AND JEVERT HEWLIT
OWN
THIS PLACE. BASICALLY WHAT WE DO IS HELP OUT PEOPLE ALL AROUND ITALY.
LIKE
FOR EXAMPLE, IF THERE WAS A RIOT DOWNTOWN, THEN SOMEONE COULD CALL US
TO GET
HELP.

N: SO YOU'RE MORE THAN A FIRE DEPARTMENT AND ALL THAT OTHER KIND OF
STUFF?

MAN: YES NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE THOSE KINDS OF COMMITTEES, WE ARE ALSO
ENTREPRENEURS. WE BUILD COMPUTERS, VIDEO GAMES, NAME IT WE GOT IT.

N: YOU GOT ANY KETCHUP?

MAN: YES IN OUR CAFETERIA. YOU CAN COME AND VISIT ANYTIME YOU WANT, BUT
THE
FOOD ISN'T FREE.

N: SO YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A VERY HUGE BUSINESS?

MAN: YES WE MAKE ABOUT 350 OCTILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

N: MY GOD. I THINK I'LL STOP BY AND VISIT.

MAN: OKAY. ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?

N: THAT'S ALL.

MAN: OKAY

N: BYE (HANGS UP) DAMN. GUYS THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN COMPETE WITH THEM.

G: WHY NOT?

N: THESE GUYS MAKE OVER 1 OCTILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.....OCTILLION. COME
ON
MAN. THESE GUYS WILL EAT US UP AND SPIT US OUT.

G: NOW YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE SUCK UPS AND I'M NOT A SUCK UP.

N: ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN BEAT THEM. TRUST ME.

G: WE WILL OUTRUN THEM. LETS GET IN THIS CAR AND GO.

U: ARE YOU GUYS SURE ABOUT THIS? I'M SCARED.

N: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH.

U: YOU'RE A BITCH!!!

S: I'M WITH UTON.

N: STOP BEING BITCHES.

S: I'M NOT BEING A BITCH. UTON HAS A POINT.

G: UH SYLVAIN CAN YOU ENUNCIATE? IT SOUNDED LIKE YOUR LIPS WERE GLUED
TO
UTON'S ASS.

S: IT SOUNDS LIKE....(HESITATING) NEVERMIND. I'M NOT GONNA EVEN RESPOND
TO
THAT IGNORANT SHIT.

G: NO IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T RETALIATE TO WHAT I SAY.

S: MAN WHAT EVER (MEANWHILE)

OL J: (JOGGING)

J: TIRED?

OL: NO.

J: COME ON. PICK UP THE PACE.

OL: I'M RUNNING AT A CERTAIN PACE

J: AND YOU SAID I'M THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET?

OL: YEAH. LOOK AT YOU. (POINTING AT JEVERT'S GUT) THAT SHIT IS ALL
JIGGLING
AND STUFF.

J: MAN NO IT'S NOT. DON'T EVEN MAKE UP STUFF LIKE THAT. I'M NOT EVEN
FAT.
YOU JUST SAY THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE GO RUNNING I'M ALWAYS IN
THE
LEAD.

OL: I JUST SAID I'M RUNNING AT A CERTAIN PACE. IF I RUN AT A SLOW PACE
THEN
I WON'T GET TIRED FAST.

J: IT DOESN'T MATTER. WE ALWAYS CIRCLE THE BUILDING SO IT'S THE SAME 
MEASURE. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SLOW YOU RUN.

OL: YES IT DOES MATTER. WHAT IF I'M WALKING?

J: THEN YOUR FAT ASS IS STILL GONNA GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXERCISE.

OL: NO, I CAN BE TAKING HUGE FOOTSTEPS AND THAT WON'T BE THE SAME
AMOUNT OF
FOOTSTEPS I TAKE SO YOU STILL CALLED THAT EXERCISE?

J: NEVERMIND. THIS CONVERSATION IS CLOSED.

OL: WE GOT 3 MORE CORNERS TO CIRCLE.

(MEANWHILE)

G U N S: (IN THE CAR DRIVING)

U: MAN I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED RIDING IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT. NO DC
OR
TAPE PLAYER. HELL, NO FUCKING RADIO AT ALL.

S: NO SEATBELTS, NO ASH TRAY, NO GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

G: LOOK JUST STOP COMPLAINING IT'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

S: WE CAN ASK FOR A DIFFERENT CAR.

N: LOOK, WE GOT A CAR BE HAPPY.

U: MAN RIDING IN THIS WILL RUIN MY REPUTATION.

G: YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING REPUTATION. YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO
RIDE IN
THIS CAR?

U: OF COURSE (SEES A NICE CAR NEXT TO THEM) NOW LOOK AT THEM 2O'S ON
THAT
ESCALADE. LOOK AT THESE FUCKING 4'S ON THIS BUSTED ASS CAR. HELL THIS
CAR SO
FUCKING BUSTED THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A NAME. THEY SHOULD'VE CALLED
IT A
SHITBIRGHINI.

G: DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME THEM. AND THAT WAS CORNY.

U: IT WASN'T A JOKE.

S: THEY NEED TO IMPORT SOME DECENT CARS THERE.

N: STOP WHINING ALL THE TIME.

U: MAN STOP THIS CAR I'M WALKING.

S: SHIT I'M WALKING TOO.

S U: (OPENS THEIR DOORS AND THE DOORS FALL OFF)

N: AW SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. (OPENS THE DOOR AND GETS OUT)

G: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME MAN.(OPENS HIS DOOR AND GETS OUT) (LEAVES
THE
DOOR OPEN) (WALKS AROUND TO TO PICK UP ONE OF THE DOORS) DAMN THIS
CHEAP ASS
CAR. (A CAR IS BEHIND THEM HONKING THEIR HORN) EAT SHIT (PUTS UP THE
MIDDLE
FINGER)

PERSON: (DRIVES AROUND ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THEIR CAR AND THEY HIT THE
DOOR
AND IT FALLS OFF)

G: AW YOU BITCH. (BALLING A FIST UP AT THEM) DAMN IT. NOW WE ONLY HAVE
ONE
DOOR AND THIS IS NOT OUR CAR

N: MAN LETS JUST GO (THEY GET IN THE CAR) (NERRO CLOSES THE DOOR AND IT
BREAKS OFF)

G: JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE DOORS MADE OF? (DRIVES OFF)

N: THEM TWO MAKE A CUTE COUPLE DON'T THEY?

G: HELL YEAH. GAY ASSES (LAUGHING)

(A PEDESTRIAN IS LOOKING FOR A TAXI) (ALL THE TAXIS ARE SKIPPING HIM)

PED: COME ON. I NEED A TAXI! (G U N S' CAR IS COMING) (THE MAN RUNS AND
JUMPS THROUGH ONE OF THE OPEN DOOR WAYS) THANKS GUYS.

N: WHO ARE YOU?

PED: A PEDESTRIAN.

N: (IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT) WELL GUESS WHAT?

PED: WHAT?

N: YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT RIDE. (PUSHES THE PEDESTRIAN
OUT
THE CAR AND HE GOES FLYING OUT IN THE STREETS ROLLING)

PED: BITCHES.

(THE CAR ARRIVES AT WRAILS AND HEWLIT COMPANY)

U S: (ALREADY AT THE TERRITORY)

U: DAMN. WHAT TOOK YALL SO LONG? YALL WERE KISSING?

N G: (LOOKING AT THEM THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW)

G: HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE BEFORE US?

N: STRANGE AS HELL.

N G: (GETTING OUT OF THE CAR LOOKING UP AT THE TALL BUILDING)
DDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN.!!!

N: JEEZ THIS PLACE IS ENORMOUS. HOW IN THE HELL COULD THEY MAKE A PLACE
THIS
BIG?

G: I DON'T KNOW (THEY GO INSIDE THE BUILDING LOOKING ALL AROUND)
DAMN!!! I
DON'T BELIEVE IT.

S: (VIEWING PICTURES) CHECK IT OUT.

G: FORGET THAT. PICTURES ARE FOR PUNKS. I'M LOOKING FOR THE LADIES.

U: SHIT AND LIKE THEY WOULD APPROACH YOU.

G: UTON, YOU'RE A BITCH. SO LADIES WOULD DEFINITELY REJECT YOU.

U: OVER MY DEAD BODY.

N: YOU KNOW. FROM LOOKING AT THIS PLACE. I DEFINITELY DON'T THINK WE
CAN
OUTRUN THESE GUYS.

G: YEAH, NERRO YOU'VE GOT A POINT......(SLAPS HIM) BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA
FUCKING GIVE UP. DO YOU REALIZE THAT IF WE OUTRUN THEM THEN WE CAN
DISPOSSESS THEM OF THEIR MONEY AND WE CAN TAKE ALL OF THEIR MATERIAL
AND
MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT.

N: WOAH MAN. I NEVER SAID I WAS GIVING UP. JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

G: OKAY. YEAH THEY'VE GOT ALL THIS SHIT. WE CAN HAVE THIS STUFF TOO.

N: MAN. WE'LL OUTRUN THEM. DON'T WORRY. IT'LL TAKE US A COUPLE OF WEEKS
THOUGH.

S: QUESTION. DO THEY LIVE HERE. THIS FLOOR LOOKS LIKE A HOTEL.

U: I'M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THEY DO LIVE HERE.

N: YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. LETS GO TO OUR RESORT AND THINK OF
SOME....

U: WAIT. FIRST WE NEED A BUILDING (THEY START WALKING) TO GET OUR
BUSINESS
STARTED.

G: RIGHT. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CALL A CONSTRUCTOR.

WAITER: WAIT GUYS BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

(THEY TURN AROUND)

WAITER: (GAY ACCENT) HELLOOO. WANNA TRY A HONEY BISCUIT?

G: SURE...CAN I?...HOLD THE PLATE?

WAITER: SURE (LETS GO)

G: (GETS READY TO EAT A BISCUIT BUT HE HITS THE WAITER OVER THE HEAD
WITH
THE PLATE)

WAITER: (KNOCKED OUT)

N: FUCKING FRUITY ASS BITCH. DON'T WANNA EAT THEM OLD ASS BISCUITS.
WHAT'S
THESE PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS?

G: NERRO THAT WAS THE FIRST GUY THAT E MET SO FAR.

N: WHAT ABOUT THOSE BITCHES AT THE CAR RENTAL?

G: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.

N: HOW CAN I NOT WORRY?

U: NO NERRO STOP RIGHT THERE.

N: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

U: NO, YOU AND GIAN DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE CAR. ME AND SYLVAIN
DID.

N: I NEVER SAID I LIKED THAT CAR. I JUST DEALT WITH IT.

U: YOU ARE SO FUCKING PHONY. YOU KNOW THAT?

N: CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'M READY TO GO.

S: BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THEM?

N: WHO IS THEM?

S: JEVERT AND OLYMPIO.

N: I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM. I JUST WANNA TAKE OVER THEIR BUSINESS.

S: THEN WE NEED O START TAKING CARE OF THINGS NOW.

N: WELL WE GOTTA PLAN SOMETHING.WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED. WHAT'S
THE
USE IN BEING HERE?

S: IT WAS YOU AND GIAN THAT REALLY WANTED TO COME HERE. NOW YOU WANNA
FLY
BACK TO WHERE WE JUST CAME FROM? COME ON MAN WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE
FOR A
DAY.

N: NO I DON'T WANNA FLY BACK. WE HAVE TO OUTRUN THEM. FOR US AND BILL.
BUT
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THIS STUFF?

S: NO.

N: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I WANNA OWN A BUSINESS, I WANNA BE THE BEST.
I
WANT OUR PLACE TO BE BETTER THAN THIS. I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO LOOK UP TO
THEM.

S: ALRIGHT WHAT ARE WE STANDING HERE FOR? WE NEED TO START NOW.

N: BUT HOW?

S: WE CAN LOOK ON THE INTERNET AND TRY TO FIND SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE
LOOKING
FOR SOME ENTREPRENEURSHIP.

N: WHAT IF NOTHING SHOWS UP?

S: WELL THAT'LL JUST BE TOO BAD. IT'S NOTHING WE CAN REALLY DO.

N: (SIGHS) FINE. LETS JUST GO FOR IT.

S: ALRIGHT (PATS HIM ON THE SHOULDER) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LETS
GO. (THEY ALL LEAVE)

(MEANWHILE)

J: SO YOU GOT ANY EXERCISE YET?

OL: YEP.

J: SO YOU THINK THAT YOU'LL GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXERCISE BY WALKING?

OL: YEP.

J: OKAY, TOMORROW WE'LL GO FOR ANOTHER RUN, AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

OL: OKAY YOU WANNA BET SOME MONEY? I'LL EVEN WEAR THIS EXERCISE MONITOR
AGAIN. (LOOKING AT THE EXERCISE MONITOR) NOW I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN THE
HOW
MUCH I GOT TODAY AND LETS SEE IF TOMORROW'S EXERCISE MATCHES IT.

J: ALRIGHT (SHAKES HIS HAND) (THEY ARRIVE AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE)

OL: NOW TODAY I GOT A RECORD OF 5.14. NOW IF I GET THE SAME RECORDING
TOMORROW THEN YOU WIN. HOW MUCH ARE WE BETTING?

J: HMM. MAYBE ABOUT 60 BUCKS.

OL: DEAL. (AS THEY ARE WALKING THEY RUN INTO THE WAITER KNOCKED OUT ON
THE
FLOOR) WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM?

OL J: (LOOKING DOWN AT HIM)

J: SIR ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

WAITER: AAWW. SOME MEN ATTACKED ME FOR NO REASON.

J: MAN YOU BETTER GET TO THE NURSE OR SOMETHING. YOU'LL LIVE MAN.
WHERE'D
THEY GO?

WAITER: THEY LEFT.

OL: YEAH MAN JUST GO SEE THE NURSE. 9THEY WALK OFF) I WONDER WHY
SOMEONE
WOULD ATTACK HIM.

J: THAT WAITER IS NICE (HUMPS HIS SHOULDERS) I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE CAN BE
CRAZY THESE DAYS.

OL: YEAH YOU SAID IT. (GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR) LATER MAN.

J: ALRIGHT.

(MEANWHILE)

CAR: (PLASTIC CLINCHED UP ON THE BROKEN DOORWAYS)

U: THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

S: WELL THE CAR IS MOVING SO IT'LL SWIFTLY GO BY PEDESTRIANS AND STUFF
SO
BASICALLY WE WON'T BE NOTICED.

S: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. (CAR STOPS AT A RED LIGHT)

U: AW SHIT (DUCKS DOWN)

N: MAN YOU LIKE YOU'LL SEE THESE PEOPLE AGAIN.

(A PEDESTRIAN IS CROSSING THE STREET)

PED: (POINTING AND LAUGHING) UH OH BETTER GET MAACO.

N: BITCH. WHERE'S YOUR CAR? THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.

PED: (GETS IN A SPORTS CAR)

G U N S: (LOOKING STUPID) (CAR ACCELERATES)

S: I'M HAVING A BAD TIME

U: SO AM I

G: ITALY SUCKS.

N: WOAH. STOP THE CAR (CAR STOPS AND HE GETS OUT)

G: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

N: LOOK AT THIS. (POINTING TO A SIGN THAT SAYS FOR SALE) (THE SIGN IS
IN
FRONT OF A VERY TALL BUILDING)

G: HOW MUCH YOU GUYS GOT?

N: I GOT ABOUT...HOLD ON LET ME CHECK. (CHECKING HIS WALLET) (COUNTING
HIS
MONEY) I GOT 10,000 DOLLARS.

G: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

N: YEAH I GOT 5,000 DOLLARS IN CASH AND A 5,000 DOLLAR CHECK.

G U S: (IN SHOCK)

N: WELL, WE CAN PURCHASE THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW.

G U S: YEAH LETS DO THAT ( THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR)

N: POINTING) AND LOOK IT'S ONLY 9,500 DOLLARS.

G U S: YES. (RUBBING THEIR HANDS TOGETHER)

(THEY GO UP TO THE DOOR AND KNOCK)

N: WAIT. I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS IN THERE.

G: NO, IT ISN'T.

S: THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA BE ABLE TO PURCHASE THIS PLACE?

U: WAIT LOOK (POINTING) I THINK WE HAVE TO CALL THIS NUMBER.

N: (PULLING OUT HIS CELL PHONE) OKAY. LET ME CALL THIS NUMBER (LOOKING
AT
THE NUMBER) (DIALING THE NUMBER) COME ON. PICK UP.

MAN: HELLO.

N: HELLO. I'M JUST A LOCAL MAN IN ITALY. I NOTICED A SIGN IN FRONT OF
THIS
ENORMOUS BUILDING AND SIR I HAVE THE MONEY RIGHT NOW TO BUY THIS
PROPERTY.

MAN: WELL. I CAN COME DOWN THERE NOW AND YOU CAN GIVE ME THE MONEY BUT
I
CAN'T GIVE YOU THE KEYS YET. YOU HAVE TO SIGN SOME PAPERS WITH ME. AND
THAT
ALL HAS TO TAKE PLACE NEXT WEEK. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?

N: YEAH. THAT'S FINE.

MAN: WELL...I'LL BE DOWN THERE TO RECEIVE MY MONEY AND I GUARANTEE THE
BUILDING TO BE IN YOUR POSSESSION.

N: OKAY.

MAN: ALRIGHT. BYE. (HANGS UP)

G: WHAT DID HE SAY?

N: WE HAVE TO SIGN SOME PAPERS NEXT WEEK.

G U S: (COMPLAINING)

G: NEXT WEEK?

N: NO THAT'S A GOOD THING THOUGH. THAT GIVES US TIME TO PURCHASE OUR
STUFF
AND PUT IT IN HERE.

G: BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE KEYS TO THIS BUILDING.

N: WE'LL KEEP THE STUFF IN OUR RESORT UNTIL WE GET THE KEYS.

S: ALRIGHT.BUT WE GOT LUCKY AS HELL. I'M GLAD WE CAME DOWN THIS ROAD.

G: YEAH MAYBE THE LORD HELPED US OUT. (A SMALL CLONED LORD POPS UP ON
THE
SIDE OF HIS SHOULDER)

LORD: I AINT DO SHIT FOR YOU. YOU'RE A JEALOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

DEVIL: (POPS UP) DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. IF YOU WANNA OUTRUN THEM THEN
OUTRUN
THEM.

N: (TAKES THE DEVIL AND LORD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS) (HOLDING THEM IN HIS
HANDS) NOW WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. YES WE WANNA OUTRUN THEM BUT
DEVIL
WE'RE NOT ON YOUR SIDE. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS (THROWS THEM BOTH FAR
OUT
IN THE STREET) NOW ANYWAY ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT.

S: YEP (LATER THEY ARE STILL STANDING IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING)

N: (CLEARS THROAT) (LOOKING AT HIS WATCH) DO YOU GUYS THINK HE'S
COMING?

S: WE'VE BEEN STANDING HERE QUITE LONG.

N: COME ON YALL. LETS JUST GO. (THEY ALL GET READY TO GET IN THE CAR)

MAN: WHERE ARE THEY?

G: LOOKS AT THE MAN OH SIR WERE YOU LOOKING FOR SOME PEOPLE TO BUY THAT
PROPERTY.

MAN: DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE THOSE PEOPLE?

G: YEAH. HEY YALL HE'S HERE (THEY GET BACK OUT OF THE CAR)

N: MAN WE THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEP OR SOMETHING.

MAN: NAW. I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC. THAT'S WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG.SO YOU
GUYS
READY TO BUY THE PROPERTY?

G U N S: YES.

MAN: WELL IT'S 9,500 DOLLARS.

N: (PAYS HIM)

MAN: WELL...THIS IS YOURS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS COME SEE ME NEXT
TUESDAY
AND I'LL HAVE YOUR PAPERS. ALRIGHT?

G U N S: ALRIGHT.

MAN: OH AND MEET ME HERE NEXT TUESDAY. JUST COME INSIDE THIS BUILDING
AND
SIGN THE PAPERS LIKE AROUND.......MAYBE 2:00 P.M.

G: ALRIGHT.

MAN: ALRIGHT I'LL SEE YOU FELLAS LATER. (GETS IN HIS CAR AND DRIVES
OFF)

N: YEAH. THIS PLACE IS OURS.

S: NOW IT'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO.

N: WHAT?

S: TIME TO BUY SOME EQUIPMENT (THE CAMERA SHOWS THEM PURCHASING ITEMS)

G: (THROWING STUFF IN THE BASKET) (CASH REGISTERS RINGING UP)

(NUMBER PRICES ARE FLYING ACROSS THE SCREEN)

(THE CAMERA NEXT SHOWS THEM OUTSIDE WITH MATERIAL ON PULLING BARRELS)

G: WELL...WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYWHERE TO PUT THIS STUFF.

S: LEAVE THAT TO ME. (THE CAMERA NEXT SHOWS THEM AT THEIR RESORT
GETTING THE
MATERIAL OFF OF A MOVING TRUCK AND TAKING IT INSIDE) SEE I AM A GENIUS.

G: BUT YA STILL A BITCH.

S: WHATEVER

N: MAN, WE GOT ALL THIS STUFF. GOOD THING THEY GAVE US A GARAGE.

G: YEP. (THE CAMERA LOOKS INSIDE THEIR HOUSE AND IT'S TOO NARROW TO
WALK
ANYWHERE)

U: NOW LOOK AT THIS SHIT. IT'S NO WHERE TO WALK.

G: WE GOT A LITTLE FOOT ROOM. JUST STEP OVER THE BOXES AND BE CAREFUL
DOING
THAT.

U: ALRIGHT.

(MEANWHILE)

OL: (IN THE OFFICE) (DRINKING COFFEE) OOH SHIT..HOT!!!

MACHINE: YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

OL: (CHECKS HIS MAIL) (TICKETS TO A BOY BAND CONCERT) MAN THEY BETTER
STOP
SENDING ME THIS SHIT. I'M NOT CHECKING MY FUCKING EMAIL ANYMORE. 'AMN
THAT
SHIT AINT IMPORTANT. (DELETES THE MESSAGE) (TURNS BACK AROUND IN HIS
CHAIR
AND KNOCKS OVER HIS COFFEE AND IT SPILLS ON THE CARPET) AW SHIT.

J: (KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)

OL: YEAH, COME IN (CLEANING THE STAIN WITH A SPONGE)

J: (ENTERS AND SEES HIM SCRUBBING) SEE, THAT IS WHY YOU NEVER BRING A
BEVERAGE AMONG A ROOM WITH CARPET. (HITS HIS HEAD) THINK SMART LIKE ME.
USE
HARD WOOD FLOOR)

OL: BUT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR SPLINTERS.

J: LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET A SPLINTER. OLYMPIO CHILL. ANYWAY. WE
GOT
SOME MAIL.

OL: I ALREADY CHECKED IT.

J: NO NOT EMAIL. SOME POSTAL MAIL. (SHOWS HIM THE ENVELOPE) WE'RE
GETTING A
BONUS FOR OUR BUSINESS.

OL: OH COOL. (SMILING AND NODDING HIS HEAD) BUT WHAT ARE WE GETTING?

J: SOME FREE COMPUTERS, SOME MORE FURNITURE AND A NEW AIR HOCKEY TABLE?

OL: AND ALL THAT SHIT IS FREE?

J: YEP. WE'RE GETTING THAT STUFF IN ABOUT A WEEK 1/2

OL: WELL THAT GIVES US TIME TO GET RID SOME OF THAT BUSTED SHIT WE
DON'T
NEED ANYMORE.

J: YEP. WHERE DO WANT ME TO PUT THIS ENVELOPE?

OL: DO WE NEED IT?

J: IT'S GOT A CONTRACT INSIDE OF IT.

OL: WELL, JUST LEAVE IT IN YOUR DESK.

J: ALRIGHT. (LEAVES) (MEANWHILE LATER AT NIGHT TIME)

U: (GETTING OUT OF BED CHECKING TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEP)
(WHISPERING) NOW LET ME GO SNEAK SOME OF THESE PECAN SWIRLS (TIP TOEING
TO
THE KITCHEN) (STEPPING OVER BOXES) (AS HE'S LOOKING AT EVERYONE ELSE
SLEEPING HE TRIPS OVER A BOX) (LOUD THUD) OH SHIT.

G N S: (WAKES UP POINTING THEIR GUNS)

U: RELAX IT'S ONLY ME.

G: WHAT ARE U DOING UP?

U: I WANTED A PIN WHEEL.

G: TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO SLEEP. THOSE ARE FOR IN THE MORNING.

U: IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING.

G: YOU DUMBASS. I TALKING ABOUT THE PREPOSITION.

U: OH.

G: MAN, NO GO TO SLEEP.

U: I SWEAR.

N: GREEDY MOTHERFUCKER.

U: (GETS BACK IN BED) SWEAR MAN. (RIPS OFF A PIECE OF TISSUE ON HIS
NIGHTSTAND AND EATS IT.

(NEXT DAY)

(THE CAMERA IS LOOKING AT JEVERT AND OLYMPIO OUTSIDE)

J: (STRETCHING) AW MAN ISN'T IT SUNNY OUT HERE?

OL: YEP. AND WE'RE GONNA SEE IF I GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXERCISE.

J: OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT BET. WELL IT WAS YOUR MISTAKE TO REMIND ME.

OL: NO..ACTUALLY IT WAS SMART BECAUSE NOW I'M GETTING 60 BUCKS TODAY.
GO
OLYMPIO IT'S YA BIRTHDAY. GO OLYMPIO. GO OLYMPIO (TRYING TO HARLEM
SHAKE)

J: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

OL: BREAK IT DOWN MOTHERFUCKER.

J: (SLAPS HIM) LETS GO. NO TIME FOR THAT SHIT. THAT COUNTS AS
EXERCISE.YOU
CHEATER.

OL: YEAH, LETS JUST GET GOING. (THEY START RUNNING)

(MEANWHILE)

U: (EATING A PIN WHEEL) MMM. THIS IS DELICIOUS.

G: I KNEW YOU WOULD BE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR A DAMN PIN WHEEL.

U: YEP. TASTE SO DAMN GOOD. MMM.

G: MAN I'M GETTING HUNGRY (GETS A PIN WHEEL OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR)
(EATING) MMM. YOU WERE RIGHT.

N: GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE PIN WHEELS

S: YEAH ME TOO (THEY ALL FIGHT OVER THE PIN WHEELS) (CHAOS)

G: WOAH WOAH WOAH. CALM YA GREEDY ASSES DOWN. IT'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
JEEZ.

S: (TAKING HIS TIME TO GET A PIN WHEEL)

N: (TAKING HIS TIME)

G: THERE YOU GO.

(MEANWHILE)

J OL: (BACK AROUND THE CORNER)

OL: ALRIGHT (CHECKING THE EXERCISE MONITOR) 5.14. AND I WAS WALKING.

J: WHAT? (LOOKING AT THE MONITOR) IMPOSSIBLE MAN.

OL: OH IT'S POSSIBLE. NOW TAKE ME TO YOUR OFFICE SO I CAN GET 60
DOLLARS
PLEASE.

J: ALRIGHT (LAUGHING)

OL: WHAT'S SO FUNNY.

J: NOTHING. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING (THEY GO TO HIS OFFICE) (PULLS
SOME
BOARD GAME MONEY OUT OF HIS DRAWER) THERE YA GO.

OL: I DON'T WANT THAT.

J: NO WE SPECIFICALLY SAID 60 BUCKS. YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MONEY HAD TO BE
REAL. NOW DID YOU?

OL: DAMN IT. WELL...YOU GOT ME GOOD. ALRIGHT I GOT YOU YEP YEP.

J: HA HA HA HA HA (THE CAMERA IS LOOKING AT A TALL BUILDING) (WORDS
COME UP;
TUESDAY 2:00 P.M.)

G U N S: (ARRIVING AT THE BUILDING) (GETTING OUT OF THE CAR)

G: WELL, WE'RE HERE. LETS GO INSIDE (THEY GO UP THE DOOR AND IT OPENS)
OOH
AUTOMATIC DOORS? THAT'S SWEET.

N: THOSE GUYS HAD AUTOMATIC DOORS.

MAN: (SITTING AT A DESK)

(ECHOES)

G: DAMN IT'S EMPTY IN HERE

N: DAMN. YOU HEAR THOSE ECHOES.

MAN: HEY GUYS. OVER HERE.

(THEY WALK OVER TO HIM)

MAN: I JUST BROUGHT THIS DESK IN HERE. YOU GUYS CAN HAVE IT FOR A HEAD
START. WELL WE CAN START SIGNING NOW. I ONLY NEED ONE PERSON TO SIGN.

U: I'LL SIGN.

G: NO. I'LL SIGN. YOU'RE A BITCH. (TAKES THE PEN AND SIGNS THE
CONTRACT)

MAN: WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL. THIS PLACE IS YOURS. (DROPS THE KEYS IN
GIAN'S
HANDS) (LEAVES) TAKE CARE.

G: YES.

N: HA HA HA HA HA

G U N S: (RUBBING THEIR HANDS TOGETHER) (THE CAMERA NEXT SHOWS THEIR
EQUIPMENT BEING IMPORTED INTO THE BUILDING)

MAN: (CARVING WOOD AND BUILDING FURNITURE)

N: DOING GOOD SO FAR (WALKING AROUND EXAMINING THE HARD WORK GOING ON)

MEN: (SETTING UP COMPUTERS)

U: (PRETEND TYPING) HA HA. I LIKE THAT.

MEN: (PUTTING UP CHANDELIERS)

MAN: (TURNS ON THE WATER) (FLICKS THE LIGHT SWITCH)

G U N S: (STARING AROUND SHAKING THEIR HEADS UP AND DOWN)

N: WELL THERE WE HAVE IT. ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO.

G: WHAT IS THAT?

N: GIVE OUR COMPANY A NAME. (THE CAMERA NEXT SHOWS A SIGN SAYING GUNS
INCORPORATED BEING CLINCHED ON THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING)

(A MAGAZINE FALLS ON A DESK THAT SAYS GUNS INCORPORATED ON THE FRONT
COVER)

G: NOW LETS GO ROAM AROUND

(MEANWHILE)

OL: (ON THE COMPUTER IT SAYS: YOU'VE GOT MAIL) NOPE I'M NOT CHECKING
THIS
DAMN EMAIL. NO WAY. PROBABLY SOME DAMN CONCERT TICKETS TO A BOY BAND. I
DON'T WANT THAT SHIT. (GETS UP AND LEAVES) (THE CAMERA LOOKS AT A POP
UP ON
THE COMPUTER AS IT SAYS GUNS INCORPORATED)

(MEANWHILE)

G: (ON THE PHONE) YOU NEED US NOW?.............WHERE'S YOUR
LOCATION?..........OKAY......WERE ON IT. (HANGS UP) WE'VE GOT A MAJOR
PROBLEM. THEY SAID IT WAS A CAR THAT CRASHED INTO A GAS TANK AT SOME
GAS
STATION AND NOW IT'S SPREADING FIRE TO OTHER VEHICLES.

N: WELL....GET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT......OUR FIRE DEPARTMENT.

G: (GETS ON THE INTERCOM) ATTENTION TO THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. THERE'S A
FIRE
AT SOME GAS STATION. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL AT BUT USE THE
TRACKING
DEVICES AND GET THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. AND I MEAN NOW.

(THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS DRIVING FROM OUT OF THE BACK OF THE BUILDING)

FIRE FIGHTERS: HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP

(SIRENS AND HORNS GOING OFF)

(MEANWHILE)

OL J: (OUTSIDE RUNNING)

OL: MAN I'M GONNA GET YOU FROM YESTERDAY.

J: WHY? YOU SAID 60 BUCKS. YOU DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE REAL MONEY.

OL: THAT WAS BOGUS THOUGH. I COULD'VE BOUGHT A VIDEO GAME WITH THAT
MONEY.

J: OH WELL..........(FROWNS UP AND STARTS SNIFFING IN THE AIR) YOU
SMELL
THAT?

OL: NO I CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING. I GOT A COLD.

J: MAN, I SMELL FUMES.....YOU DONT' FEEL THAT GOING UP YOUR NOSTRILS?

OL: NO.

J OL: (THEY CIRCLE ONE CORNER AND SEE A FIRE FURTHER DOWN.

J: OH SHIT. (POINTING) LOOK AT THAT.

OL: MUMMA MEEYAH.

J: OKAY THAT SHIT WASN'T NECESSARY. COME ON THEY MIGHT NEED US.

(THEY RUN DOWN TO THE TRAGEDY AND ALREADY SEE FIRE TRUCKS SPRAYING THE
FIRE
OUT)

J: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. SEE THAT'S THE REASON WHY WE'RE
SO
SUCCESSFUL.RESPONSIBILITY.

OL: UH...JEVERT.....THOSE...AREN'T OUR FIRE TRUCKS.

J: THEY AREN'T? (LOOKING AT THE SIDE OF ONE OF THE FIRE TRUCKS) GUNS
INCORPORATED? WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?

OL: I DON'T KNOW AND HOW COME WE DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS? WE ARE
INVOLVED IN
ENTREPRENEURSHIP.

J: HOLD ON A SECOND. EXCUSE ME SIR!!!......SIR.....SIR!!!!!!!!

FF: WHAT?

J: WHO THE HELL IS GUNS INCORPORATED?

FF: NEW BUSINESS. JUST OPENED ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO.

J: OH.....WELL....I'M WARNING YOU....YOU DON'T WANT ANY COMPETITION
WITH US.

FF: (JITTERS) BITCH PLEASE I CAN SPRAY THIS FIRE OUT WITH MY EYES
CLOSED.
(SHOWING OFF)

J: (GRABS THE EXTINGUISHER OUT OF HIS HAND AND SPRAYS THE WATER IN THE
FIRE
FIGHTER'S FACE) NOW YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED FOREVER. LETS GO WE
DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.(THEY LEAVE)

FF: (WIPING HIS EYES)

(LATER ARRIVING AT THE BUILDING)

OL J: (IN OLYMPIO'S OFFICE) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHY DIDN'T WE HEAR
ABOUT
THIS?
(CHECKING HIS EMAIL)

J: I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE THEY JUST OPENED.

OL: WAIT.......WE DID GET A NOTICE. (DOING SIGN LANGUAGE SAYING COME
HERE)
WE GOT AN EMAIL. AND I DIDN'T WANNA CHECK IT EARLIER BECAUSE ALL THEY
EVER
SEND US IS THOSE DAMN BOY BAND CONCERT ADVERTISEMENTS?

J: WELL WE BETTER START CHECKING OUR EMAIL ALL THE TIME.

OL: YEAH WE BETTER. LETS GO CHECK THIS PLACE OUT TOMORROW.

J: OH YEAH.

(NEXT DAY)

(THEY ARE ENTERING GUNS INCORPORATED'S BUILDING)

OL: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? (POINTING A CHANDELIER) A CHANDELIER?

J: LOOKS LIKE TISSUE HANGING FROM A TREE.

OL: WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS. PUNK ASS FURNITURE. (FLOPS DOWN ON A
COUCH)
THIS SHIT AINT EVEN COMFY.

J: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? (POINTING TO A WISH FOUNTAIN)

OL: HOLD ON (TAKES ALL THE MONEY OUT OF THE WISH FOUNTAIN) BUT HELL
THIS
AINT EVEN ENOUGH TO GET A WHITE CASTLE BURGER.

J: STUPID ASS PICTURES HANGING UP ON THE WALL. (THROWS SOME JUICE ON
ONE OF
THE PICTURES)

OL: (WALKS PAST A WAITER AN SNEEZES ON HIM)

WAITER: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THAT.

OL: YEAH THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A WAITER. GET IT?

(THEY GET ON THE ELEVATORS)

J: WOW 15 FLOORS. I BELIEVE WE HAVE ABOUT (RUBBING HIS CHIN) 20?

OL: YEP.

(A MAN IS ON THE ELEVATOR WITH THEM)

J: SIR WHAT FLOOR ARE THE OWNERS ON?

MAN: THE FOURTH FLOOR.

J: THANK YOU (PUSHES 4 (THE ELEVATOR OPENS ON FLOOR 4) (THEY STEP OFF
THE
ELEVATOR)

OL: WHAT ROOM?

MAN: 200.

OL: APPRECIATE THAT. (THEY KNOCK ON THE DOOR)

G: WHO'S AT THE DOOR?

N: (PEEKS THROUGH THE SMALL PEEKING PART OF THE DOOR) WE'VE GOT SOME
VISITORS.

G: WELL, OPEN THE DOOR THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT.

N: (OPENS THE DOOR) HELLO, MAY I HELP YOU TWO?

J: CAN WE COME IN SPEAK WITH YOU ALL FOR 5 MINUTES. IT'S IMPORTANT.
IT'S
ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.

N: OH SURE COME ON IN (OLYMPIO AND JEVERT ENTER THE ROOM)

OL: OOH DOUGHNUTS (OPENS THE BOX OF DOUGHNUTS AND GETS ONE WITHOUT
PERMISSION AND TAKES A BITE OUT OF IT)

G U N S: (LOOKING UNPLEASED)

OL: (WIPING THE DOUGHNUT CRUMBS OFF OF HIS HANDS) OKAY THE NAME OF YOUR
BUSINESS IS GUNS INCORPORATED. AM I CORRECT?

(THEY SIT DOWN AND TALK)

G U N S: YES.

OL: I LIKE THAT NAME. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN OPEN?

G: FOR LIKE A DAY 1/2 NOW.

OL: HMM VERY IMPRESSIVE.I WANNA MAKE AN OFFER WITH YOU GUYS.

N: SOUNDS INTERESTING.

OL: WE WANT TO JOIN FORCES WITH YOU GUYS.

N: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OL: WE JUST SORT OF STARTED OUR OWN BUSINESS (WINKS AT JEVERT) BUT WE
DON'T
HAVE A BUILDING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

G: THIS ISN'T A JOKE IS IT?

OL: NO WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

G: I MEAN YOU GUYS COME DRESSED UP LIKE PEDESTRIANS AND YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY
CONTRACTS FOR US TO SIGN.

OL: SIR WE HAVE SUITS BUT WE WERE JUST GOING FOR A RUN. WE JUST CAME
RUNNING
HERE ON PURPOSE. WE NEEDED SOME EXERCISE AND SIR WE'LL PAY YOU TO LET
US
JOIN FORCES WITH YOU.

G: HOW MUCH YOU TALKING?

OL: 1000 BUCKS.

G: (THEY ALL STAND UP) CONSIDER IT DONE (SHAKING HANDS WITH OLYMPIO)

N: SHAKING HANDS WITH JEVERT

G: BY THE WAY WE DIDN'T GET YOUR NAMES.

OL: OLYMPIO WRAILS.

G: (SMILING UNPLEASED) ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OL: YEAH.

J: JEVERT HEWLIT.

U S: (BACKING UP IN THE CORNER)

N: (SMILING UNPLEASED) IS THIS IS A GAG.

J OL: (BOTH STILL SMILING) NO.

G: (TRIES TO SNATCH HIS HANDS AWAY BUT OLYMPIO WON'T LET GO) UH CAN YOU
LET
MY HAND GO?

N: CAN YOU LET MY HAND GO NOW?

(ON THE TABLE IS TWO BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE)

J: (PICKS UP ONE OF THE BOTTLES AND BREAKS IT OVER NERRO'S HEAD)

OL: (PICKS UP THE OTHER BOTTLE AND BREAKS IT OVER GIAN'S HEAD)

G N: (ON THE FLOOR KNOCKED OUT)

OL J: (WALKING SLOWLY OVER TO UTON AND SYLVAIN) (THEY PULL OUT THEIR
GUNS
AND POINTS THEM AT THEIR HEADS)

OL: GUNS INCORPORATED HUH?

U: (SCARED) WE'RE NUMBER ONE.

J: FUCK GUNS INCORPORATED. THAT'S GAY (SLAPS HIM WITH THE GUN)

OL: WE WANT THIS PLACE CLOSED VERY SOON. GOT IT?

U S: (SCARED) GOT IT.

J: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE EITHER. (AS THEY WALK AWAY OLYMPIO KNOCKS
OVER
THE COMPUTER SITTING ON THE DESK) PIECE OF SHIT. (THEY LEAVE OUT OF THE
DOOR)

G N: (MOANING AND RUBBING THEIR HEADS)

U S: (RUNS TO AID)

U: GIAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

S: NERRO.

G: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME (HEAD IS BLEEDING)

N: SHOO BITCH. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HURT?

S: THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING YOU

N: BUT YOU WEREN'T DOING SHIT WHEN I GOT HIT OVER THE HEAD.

S: I'M SORRY.

N: SAYING SORRY AINT DOING SHIT.

G: WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP?

U: I.....DIDN'T HAVE ANY WEAPONS OR ANYTHING

N: YOU COULD'VE USED YOUR FISTS DAMN IT. ARE YOU ONE OF US OR WHAT?

U: YES.

N: THEN ACT LIKE IT. DON'T ONLY ACT LIKE IT...BE IT. NOW GO GET US SOME
ICE
PACKS.

U S: (COOPERATING)

N: JEEZ. FUCKING SCARDY CATS. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THEM?

G: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

N: 'AMN MY FUCKING HEAD HURTS.

G: WHO THE FUCK WERE THOSE GUYS.

N: JEVERT AND OLYMPIO.

G: OOH I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET THOSE BASTARDS.

N: SET US UP.

(MEANWHILE)

OL J: (BACK AT THE BUILDING)

OL: A JOB WELL DONE. HEY THERE'S OUR STUFF

(SOME MEN ARE TAKING THE STUFF OFF OF THE TRUCK AND TAKING IT INSIDE
THE
BUILDING)

J: COOL. SO ANYWAY HOW ARE WE GONNA HANDLE THESE JOCKS?

MAN: JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE.

J: (SIGNING A CONTRACT)

OL: (SIGNING) I DON'T KNOW  I KNOW THEY'RE PROBABLY SEEKING REVENGE.
DON'T
WORRY, WE'LL BE READY FOR THEIR SNEAKY SHIT. (THEY GO INSIDE THE
BUILDING)

(MEANWHILE)

G N: (HOLDING ICE PACKS ON THEIR HEADS)

U S: (CHUCKLING)

G: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

S: NO I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMETHING ON TV.

G: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT

S: OKAY, I WAS LAUGHING AT YOU GUYS.

N: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

S: IT SEEMS LIKE (SIGN LANGUAGE) "BITCHES" GET AWAY WITH STUFF.

G: WHATEVER I WANNA KILL THOSE BITCHES.

N: I GOT A PLAN. LETS SPY ON THEM.

G: GOOD IDEA. TOMORROW WE'LL PLAN SOMETHING

S: WE CAN PLAN SOMETHING TODAY.

U: I'VE GOT AN IDEA. WE CAN GO SPY ON THEM AT 9:30

G: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

(THEY ALL LOOK AT EACH OTHER SHAKING THEIR HEADS AGREEING)

N: REVENGE. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

G: (COLLABORATES WITH THE LAUGHTER)

U S: (JOINS THE LAUGHTER) (AS THEY LAUGH THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT OF THE
WINDOW)
(THE CAMERA ZOOMS BACK IN BUT IT'S A OLYMPIO ON THE PHONE)

OL: 24/7 NEVER CLOSED. FOOD?.....WE'VE GOT FOOD...WE HAVE EVERYTHING.
JUST
COME ON DOWN...YES.....OKAY....BYE. (HANGS UP) (THE CAMERA NEXT SHOWS
GIAN'S
HAND HANGING UP ON A PHONE)

G: THE MAN SAID THAT THEY ALWAYS GO FOR A RUN IN THE MORNING LIKE AT
8:00.
SO WE'RE GONNA LEAVE AT 7:30 AND WAIT.

N: GOOD.

G: NOW IT'S 9:20. WE NEED TO GET GOING.

(THEY GET THEIR STUFF AND LEAVE) (MILITARY MUSIC PLAYING)

G U N S: (ON TOP OF THE BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET)

G: SOUND DETECTOR?

N: CHECK.

G: BINOCULARS?

N: CHECK.

G: GUNS?

N: CHECK.

G: TISSUE?

N: CHECK.

S: WHAT DO WE NEED TISSUE FOR?

G: IN CASE WE GOT A RUNNY NOSE. SHIT I GOT A COLD I'M NOT ABOUT TO BE
OUT
HERE SNIFFLING. (STARTS LOOKING THROUGH THE BINOCULARS)

U: (LAUGHING)

G: SHUT UP MAN. GIVE ME THAT SOUND DETECTOR.

N: (HANDS HIM THE SOUND DETECTOR)

G: (SPYING) (LISTENING TO JEVERT AND OLYMPIO'S CONVERSATION)

J:SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY WANT US TO COME TO THAT SCHOOL? I DIDN'T LIKE
THAT
SCHOOL.

OL: NEITHER DID I. THE PRINCIPAL WANTED US TO GIVE A SPEECH.

J: WHAT? REGARDING OUR BUSINESS?

OL: I GUESS SO.

J: WELL.....WHAT TIME DO THEY EXPECT US TO BE THERE?

OL: I HAVE NO IDEA MAN BU LETS JUST GO THERE AT 8

J: BUT WE NEED TO GO FOR A RUN FIRST.

OL: MAN DO WE HAVE TO GO EVERYDAY?

J: WELL NO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO EVERYDAY.

OL: ALRIGHT WE'L LEAVE AT 8:00 SHARP.

J: ALRIGHT.

G: DAMN IT THEY DIDN'T MENTION THE SCHOOL THEY WERE GOING TO.

N: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW THEM TOMORROW.

G: ALRIGHT. (NEXT THE CAMERA SHOWS THEM IN THE CAR SLEEPING)

N: (WAKES UP FIRST) (LOOKING AROUND) GIAN............GIAN......(SEES A
CUP
OF WATER IN THE CUP HOLDER) (PICKS UP THE WATER AND THROWS IT IN GIAN'S
FACE)

G: (WAKES UP) HUH. YAKK. (WIPING THE WATER OFF OF HIS FACE)

N: COME ON MAN.LETS GO.

G: OH (STARTS THE CAR)

OL J: (GETTING INSIDE A SPORTS CAR)

N:OKAY FOLLOW THEM (THEY START FOLLOWING THEM.

G: I NEED TO KEEP A CERTAIN DISTANCE AWAY FROM THEM.

N: TURN ON THE.....AW SHIT...NEVERMIND

OL J: (ARRIVING AT THE SCHOOL)

G: WE'RE HERE. LETS DO THIS SHIT.

OL J: (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND) (WALKING DOWN THE HALL
WITH
SHADES ON)

(MEANWHILE)

G: (TAKES A SLEDGE HAMMER AND SMASHES OUT JEVERT AND OLYMPIO'S CAR
WINDOW)
ALRIGHT DRIVE AROUND THE BACK OF THE SCHOOL.

N: (COOPERATES)

G: (RUNNING AROUND TO THE BACK OF THE SCHOOL)

OL J: (ENTERING THE AUDITORIUM) (CHEERING)

PR: THERE THEY ARE. MY OLD STUDENTS (CLAPPING)

CROWD: (CHANTING JEVERT'S AND OLYMPIO'S NAMES)

OL J: (WAVING AT THE AUDIENCE)

OL: (ON THE PODIUM) THANK YOU.I'M HONORED TO BE HERE TODAY. WELL SHALL
I SAY
HERE AGAIN AT FERNDALE HIGH. YOU ALL MAY KNOW ABOUT OUR COMPANY WRAILS
AND
HEWLIT COMPANY.

(CHEERING)

OL: WE'VE BEEN DOING BUSINESS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS SO FAR.

J: (GETS ON THE PODIUM) AND WHAT WE'RE HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IS HOW
YOU
CAN CONTACT...(GUNS'S CAR BREAKS THROUGH THE  BACK OF THE AUDITORIUM)

(LOUD SCREAMING)

OL J: (TAKING OFF THEIR SHADES) WHAT THE FUCK?

G: (ROARING THE ENGINE)

OL J: OH SHIT (THEY RUN OUT OF THE AUDITORIUM INTO THE HALL)

(THE CAR BREAKS THROUGH THE SIDE WALL AND IT'S IN THE HALLWAY)

J: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

OL: QUICK LETS RUN. (THEY START RUNNING) (THE CAR CHASES THEM DOWN THE
HALL)

J OL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

J: THIS SHIT CAN'T BE HAPPENING. THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM.

CAR: (RUNS INTO A STUDENT AND THE STUDENT FLIPS OVER THE CAR AND LANDS
ON
HIS ANKLE)

STUDENT: AAAAAAH....OH SHIT....OW MY ANKLE HURTS. (PEOPLE SURROUNDING
HIM)

(AS THE CAR DRIVES DOWN THE HALL PAPERS FLY OFF THE WALL EVERYWHERE)

JANITOR: (MOPPING THE FLOOR) (THE CAR SLIDES IN THE WET PART OF THE
FLOOR)

G: OH SHIT I CAN'T CONTROL THE CAR)

OL J: (THE STAIRS TO THE 2ND FLOOR ARE DIRECTLY AHEAD OF THEM)

OL: LOOK STEPS (UP THE STAIR WAY IS A WINDOW) (THE CAR CRASHES INTO THE
RAIL
OF THE STAIRS)

G U N S: (GETS OUT OF THE CAR HOLDING GUNS AT THEM)

OL J: (HANDS UP)

J: LOOK WE'RE SORRY....

G: SHUT UP. I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

OL: OH YOU DON'T (PULLS OUT TWO GUNS AND TOSSES ONE TO JEVERT AND THEY
POINT
GUNS BACK AT THEM)

G: UH OH.

OL: THAT'S RIGHT, WE DON'T PLAY.

G U N S: (LOADS UP THEIR GUNS)

OL J: (SCARED) (THE JANITOR IS COMING WITH A MOP BUCKET)

OL: COULD......COULD I SEE THAT BUCKET?

JAN: (HANDS HIM THE BUCKET)

OL: (THROWS THE MOP WATER IN THEIR FACES) (LAUGHING) LETS JUMP
(POINTING OUT
OF THE WINDOW)

J: (KICKS OUT THE WINDOW)

OL J: (JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW FOOT FIRST)

G U N S: (WIPING THEIR EYES)

OL J: (RUNNING) (ON THE TRACK COURSE) (STEALS TWO OF THE TRACK BIKES)

J: OH SHIT. THIS TIRE IS FLAT (HARD TO CONTROL)

G U N S: (WIPING THEIR EYES)

OL: CAN YOU JUMP THAT RAMP?

J: (LOOKS AHEAD) UH OH (THE BIKE JUMPS THE RAMP. SLOW MOTION;JEVERT
LANDS
OUT IN THE STREET ON HIS STOMACH)

J: (TURNS OVER ON HIS BACK) AAWWW  I'M IN SO MUCH AGONY.

OL: (HELPING JEVERT UP) COME ON MAN LETS HEAD BACK HOME.

(THEY RUN AROUND TO THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL)

OL: AWW WHAT THE FUCK?

J: AW NO, NOT THE MAZDA.

OL: THEY DID THIS SHIT

J: IF THESE BITCHES WANT WAR THEN THEY'VE GOT IT.

OL: YEAH YOU SAID IT (WIPING AWAY THE BROKEN GLASS) (THEY GET IN THE
CAR AND
DRIVE OFF)

J: IT'S ON. WE NEED TO SET THEM UP BIG TIME.

OL: DAMN AND IT'S 4 AGAINST TWO

J: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

OL: I KNOW. BUT WE'LL THINK OF A PLAN TO GET THEM BACK

(MEANWHILE)

G: SHIT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?

N: I DON'T KNOW. AND THIS IS NOT EVEN OUR CAR.

S: SHIT WE WERE ALREADY IN TROUBLE FOR THE DOORS BEING BROKEN OFF.

U: (WIPING HIS FACE) DAMN MOP WATER.

S: I KNOW. THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER MY CLOTHES.

N: 'AMN. THIS DIRTY ASS WATER STAINED MY SHIRT.

G: THOSE BITCHES ARE GONNA GET IT.

(MEANWHILE)

J: HELL NO. IT'S JUST A BUSTED WINDSHIELD

MAN: BITCH, I MAKE THE PRICES AT THIS PLACE.

OL: PLEASE. YOU GOTTA FIX IT. WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY ON US RIGHT NOW

MAN: THAT'S ILLEGAL. I CAN'T JUST FIX THE WINDSHIELD IF I DON'T GET
PAID.

J: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MONEY.

MAN: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO IT NOW?

J: WELL.....YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS...

MAN: YOU HAVE POCKETS RIGHT THERE.

J: LOOKING AROUND HIS SUIT) WELL....I DIDN'T NOTICE THOSE POCKETS.

OL: LOOK MAN I'LL RUN HOME AND GET THE MONEY BUT CAN YOU FIX IT WHILE
I'M
GONE?

MAN: YEAH.

J: (GETS IN THE CAR AND DRIVES IT INTO THE SHOP)

MAN: ALRIGHT YOU CAN SIT ON THAT COUCH AND WATCH TV IF YOU WANT TO.

J: THANKS MAN. I APPRECIATE IT (SITS DOWN WATCHING TV)

OL: AW SHIT. COME ON. (THE SIGN SAYS;DON'T WALK) MAN COME ON. (RUNS
ACROSS
THE STREET) (HORNS HONKING) (ARRIVES AT THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING OUT
OF
BREATH)

MAN: MR WRAILS WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU AND JEVERT. A BOY FRACTURED
HIS
ANKLE AT FERNDALE HIGH.

OL: WE JUST CAME FROM FERNDALE HIGH.

MAN: I KNOW AND THE AMBULANCE WILL NOT ANSWER THEIR EXTENSION SO I NEED
YOU
TO GO RUSH THAT MAN TO THE HOSPITAL)

OL: ALRIGHT I'M ON IT...WAIT..YOU GOT 500 BUCKS?

MAN: (PULLS OUT 500 DOLLARS AND HANDS IT TO HIM)

OL: THANKS (JUMPS IN ANOTHER ONE OF HIS CARS AND DRIVES OFF)

(MEANWHILE)

STUDENT: AAAHHH (ON THE FLOOR HOLDING HIS ANKLE)

BOY: WHAT HAPPENED?

STUDENT: AW MAN MY ANKLE. IT'S BROKEN.

BOY2: WE NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

OL: (DRIVING) (BURNS RUBBER) (STOPS IN FRONT OF THE CAR SHOP) (GETS OUT
RUNNING) HEY, HERE I GOT THE MONEY.

J: WHAT'S THE RUSH?

OL: SOME KID FRACTURED HIS ANKLE AT FERNDALE. WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER.
(HANDS
JEVERT THE MONEY) (LEAVES) (IN THE CAR) (TIRES SCREECHING) (IN THE
MIDDLE OF
TRAFFIC) (CUTTING THROUGH CARS) (HORNS HONKING) OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY.
(HONKING HIS HORN) YOU CAN'T DRIVE...GET OFF THE ROAD!!!

OL: (DRIVING) (A PERSON CUTS HIM OFF AND HE CRASHES INTO A FIRE
HYDRANT)
(WATER SHOOTS UP IN THE AIR) (STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND OPENS
HIS
MOUTH DRINKING SOME OF THE WATER SHOOTING UP IN THE AIR) (PUTS HIS HEAD
BACK
IN THE CAR AND HE PUTS THE CAR IN REVERSE AND BACKS UP AND DRIVES BACK
OFF)
(ARRIVING BACK AT FERNDALE) (PARKED ON THE GRASS) (RUSHING INTO THE
SCHOOL)
WHERE IS HE?

BOY2: DOWN THERE.

OL: (SPRINTING DOWN THE HALL)

STUDENT: (ON THE FLOOR HOLDING HIS ANKLE)

OL: HEY KID (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND TO HELP HIM UP) COME WITH ME.

STUDENT: WHO ARE YOU?

OL: I'M OLYMPIO WRAILS. I'M TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL. YOU THINK YOU CAN
MAKE
IT DOWN THE HALL?

STU: YEAH (GETS UP AND STARTS HOPPING DOWN THE HALL) (MOMENTS LATER
THEY
ARRIVE AT THE FRONT OF THE BUILDING)

OL: OKAY WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'M GOING TO GET THE CAR AND I'LL DRIVE IT
OVER
HERE.

STU: OKAY (STANDING ON ONE FOOT)

OL: (RUNS OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND GETS IN THE CAR) (DRIVES AROUND
TO
WHERE THE BOY IS STANDING)

STU: (GETS IN THE CAR)

OL: (DRIVES OFF) (MEANWHILE WHILE DRIVING)

STU: SIR I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS. HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?

OL: WELL, YOU KNOW MY BUSINESS WITH JEVERT HEWLIT?

STU: YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE PHENOMENAL.

OL: THANKS. WELL ONE OF MY CLIENTS TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE FRACTURED A
BONE SO
I JUST CONCLUDED TO HANDLE THINGS MYSELF. SO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

STU: YEAH BUT IF I STAND ON MY FOOT THEN IT'S GONNA HURT VERY BAD.

OL: CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

STU: SURE.

OL: HOW DID YOU FRACTURE YOUR ANKLE?

STU: WELL I SAW YOU IN THE AUDITORIUM EARLIER TODAY THEN THAT CAR THAT
CAME
CRASHING THROUGH THE SCHOOL HIT ME AND I FLIPPED OVER THE CAR AND
LANDED
RIGHT ON MY ANKLE

OL: OOH. OUCH. I HOPE THE DOCTORS CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

(MEANWHILE)

J: (ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV)

MAN: THE CAR'S FIXED.

J: (GOES TO LOOK AT HIS VEHICLE) HMM. THAT WAS FAST.

MAN: WELL, ENJOY.

J: (GETS IN THE CAR AND DRIVES OFF)

(MEANWHILE)

OL: (DRIVING IN THE HOSPITAL PARKING LOT) WE'RE HERE.

OL STU: (GETTING OUT OF THE CAR) (THEY GO INSIDE THE HOSPITAL)

(MEANWHILE)

G: 500 BUCKS?

MAN: YEP.

N: CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? DID EITHER OF JEVERT HEWLIT OR OLYMPIO
WRAILS
JUST LEAVE HERE?

MAN: (STUTTERING)

N: (YELLING) YES OR NO?

MAN: NO.

S: YOU'RE LYING

MAN: THE HELL I AM (HE TRIES TO PULL OUT HIS GUN BUT NERRO SHOOTS HIM
BEFORE
HE CAN)

MAN: (FLIES BACK AGAINST THE WALL)

N: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH. LETS GO. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR
THIS SHIT. (THEY LEAVE)

(MEANWHILE)

DR: HE'S GONNA BE FINE (DOING AN X-RAY)

BUT HE NEEDS SURGERY.

OL: GOOD. I GOTTA GO. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

(MEANWHILE)

J: (IN THE BUILDING)

OL: (COMING THROUGH THE DOOR) WHAT A CRAZY ASS DAY.

J: YEAH. WE NEED TO SET UP A SCHEME.

OL: WHAT KIND OF SCHEME?

J: WE NEED TO SPY ON THEM.

OL: YEAH BUT HOW? (THE NEXT DAY THEY ARE BEHIND THE BUILDING INSIDE ONE
OF
THE DUMPSTERS PEEKING THROUGH THE OPEN SPACE UNDER THE LID)

J: THERE THEY GO.

OL: WHEN THEY GO IN THE BUILDING

J: WAIT. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING

G: MAN WE NEED THAT VASE.

N: IT'S IN SOME PYRAMID LIKE 15 MILES AWAY. WE CAN GET A PROFIT OFF OF
THAT.

S: YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA TAKE THE VASE?

G: WE'RE GONNA SNEAK IN THERE BY LOWERING A ROPE AND WE'LL CLIMB DOWN
THE
ROPE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

G: WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE THAT VASE IS AT INSIDE THE PYRAMID.WE DON'T
HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.

S: LETS SET OUR WATCHES TO 12:00 MIDNIGHT.

G U N S: (COOPERATING) (THEY GO BACK INSIDE THE BUILDING)

J: OH, SO THAT'S THEIR PLAN HUH? WELL HOW ABOUT WE INTERFERE?

OL: WE'LL LEAVE AT 11:20. LETS GET OUT OF THIS DUMPSTER. IT'S SO
FUCKING
RANCID IN HERE (THEY GET OUT OF THE DUMPSTER AND RUN)

(LATER) (SPY MUSIC PLAYING)

J: (WHISPERING) LETS GO. (THEY RUN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PYRAMID)

OL: OH SHIT I SAW THEM (RUNS BACK)

J: THERE THEY GO. CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING)

OL: NOW WE CAN CLIMB THAT LADDER.

G U N S: (ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID) (IN THE CENTER OF THE TOP OF THE
PYRAMID IS
A HOLE) (THROWS THE ROPE THROUGH THE HOLE)

G: WAIT. CAN WE FIT THROUGH THERE?

N: YES, BUT ONLY ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN THERE.

S: NOT ME.

G: SOMEONE'S GOTTA GO.

G U N S: (PLAYING ROCK PAPERS SCISSORS)

N: (LOSES) BULLSHIT (ACCIDENTLY LETS GO OF THE ROPE)

N: OOPS.

G: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.

N: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. (JUMPS DOWN THROUGH THE HOLE) (LANDS ON HIS
HANDS
CROUCHING) (THE VASE IS SITTING ON TOP OF A DECK) (PICKS THE ROPE UP
OFF THE
FLOOR AND THROWS IT UP)

G: (CATCHES THE ROPE)

N: (GRABS THE VASE AND CLIMBS UP THE ROPE)

G: COME ONE.....A LITTLE MORE

J: THE HELL WITH THAT (HITS GIAN OVER THE NECK WITH A 2X4)

S: WHAT THE FUCK?

S U: (TURNS AROUND AND NEXT A 2X4 HITS THEM IN THEIR FACES)

(THE END OF THE ROPE GETS CAUGHT ON AN OUTER PART OF THE OPENING)

N: WHAT THE? (CLIMBING UP THE ROPE) (THE ROPE SNAPS AND HE FALLS) GUYS.
WHAT
THE FUCK? (NO RESPONSE) THIS IS NOT FUNNY. COME ON. DON'T YOU GUYS WANT
THE
10,000 BUCKS?

OL J: (JUMPS DOWN THROUGH THE HOLE)

J: WHAT'S UP BITCH? THAT'S A NICE VASE YOU GOT THERE

N: (NERVOUS) WOAH I DIDN'T WANT ANY TROUBLE

OL: OH YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE. I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU
AND
IT'LL ALL BE OVER.

J: STAND STILL.

BR: (HITS JEVERT AND OLYMPIO OVER THE HEADS WITH A PIPE)

J OL: (KNOCKED OUT)

BR: (CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON HIS FACE) WHO ARE YOU?

N: MY NAME IS NERRO.

BR: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

N: TRYING TO STEAL THIS VASE.

BR: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?

N: MONEY.

BR: I ADVISE YOU NOT TO TAKE THAT.

N: WELL, THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT THERE

BR: NO PROBLEM IT WAS WORTH KNOCKING THEM OUT.

N: WAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW THESE GUYS?

BR: FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS I'VE KNOWN THEM. (POINTING AT JEVERT) THIS ONE
SHOT
ME WHEN I WAS 15

N: FOR WHAT?

BR: WELL, BACK THEN US 3 USED TO WORK FOR  GUY NAMED..

N: WILLIAM TRAPPER?

BR: HOW'D YOU KNOW.

N: WE WERE THE LAST 4 REMAINING OUT OF BILL'S CREW. WAIT A MINUTE I
REMEMBER
YOU. YOU'RE BRENSHAW AREN'T YOU?

BR: YEAH I'M BRENSHAW. ANYWAY WE DID MISSIONS AND STUFF. WE EACH HAD
OUR OWN
MISSIONS TO DO. AND AFTER WE FINISHED WITH OUR MISSION, WE HAD TO
RETURN TO
HIM TO APPROVE THAT THE MISSION HAS BEEN COMPLETED. AND SO WE HAD A
MISSION
WHERE WE HAD TO FIND THIS SHIP FROM A COMPUTER. I FOUND IT AND THEN I
WAS
SHOT IN THE BACK. I HAD TO GO THROUGH SURGERY..YOU...YOU SAW WHEN I WAS
INSIDE THAT TUBE FULL OF LIQUID...DIDN'T YOU?

N: YEAH.

BR: WELL IT TOOK THEM 8 MONTHS TO BRING MY LIFE BACK. AND IT TOOK A
YEAR FOR
MY IMMUNITY TO COME BACK. AND THE REASON I'M IN THIS PYRAMID, WELL I
WAS
FIGHTING THESE TWO (POINTING TO JEVERT AND OLYMPIO) AND THEN I WAS
CAUGHT
OFF GUARD AND KNOCKED INTO SOME ACID. LUCKILY ONLY MY LEGS GOT BURNED.
I
WOKE UP IN HERE AFTER I WAS THROWN IN THERE.

N: WOAH THAT MUST'VE BEEN A TOUGH TIME.WELL...IT'S GREAT MEETING YOU
AGAIN.
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU REMEMBER ME. (SHAKES HANDS)

BR: IT'S COMING BACK TO ME.

N: SAY.....YOU WOULDN'T MIND JOINING OUR COMPANY WOULD YOU?

BR: YOU'RE GUNS INCORPORATED RIGHT?

N: YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?

BR: WELL THIS IS NO ORDINARY PYRAMID. YOU SEE I HAVE A ROOM HERE. LET
ME
TAKE YOU ON A TOUR

(THEY WALK AROUND)

(THE CAMERA LOOKS AT OLYMPIO AND JEVERT AS THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR)

OL J: (PRETENDING TO BE KNOCKED OUT)

OL: DID THEY LEAVE?

J: (LOOKS UP) (LOOKING AROUND) I GUESS SO.

OL: OOH SHIT (RUBBING HIS HEAD) (GRABS THE VASE.

BR: HEY.

J: (POINTING A GUN AT HIM)

BR: GO AHEAD, SHOOT ME AGAIN.

J: MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. YOUR ASS SHOULD BE DEAD.

BR: SHIT, I NEVER DIE.

OL: WHATEVER.

BR: AND PUT THAT VASE BACK.

J: GO TO HELL.

BR: OH NO. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL (PULLS A HANDLE AND THE FLOOR SPREADS
APART)

J: (LOOKING AROUND NERVOUSLY AS THE WALLS START CLOSING IN)

OL: WHAT THE HELL?

J: (AN OPEN FLOOR SEPARATION LEADS TO THE BOTTOM FLOOR)

OL J: (JUMPS DOWN) AAAAAAAAAAH (THE HEIGHT OF THE JUMP IS VERY LONG)
(THEY
FALL THROUGH AN HOUR GLASS AND IT BREAKS) (BOTH KNOCKED OUT)

(SCREEN GOES BLACK)

OL J: (WAKING UP MOANING AND GROANING)

J: AW MAN (RUBBING HIS BACK)

OL: WHERE THE HELL AM I?

J: (LOOKING AROUND) A DAMN PYRAMID? WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?

J OL: (GETTING UP WIPING BROKEN GLASS OFF OF THEIR CLOTHES)

OL: (LOOKING AROUND AND THEY SEE BRENSHAW STANDING ON A HIGHER FLOOR
LOOKING
DOWN AT THEM)

BR: LOOK WHO'S AWAKE THE 2 LOSERS. DID EITHER ONE OF YOU PISS
YOURSELVES.

OL J: SORRY WE DON'T DO THAT.

BR: YES YOU DO. JUST LOOK.

OL J: (THEY LOOK AT THEIR PANTS AND SEE YELLOW COLORING) (THEY SNIFF
THE
YELLOW COLORING)

J: AW COME ON MAN.SOMEBODY PISSED ON ME.

BR: IN FACT IT WAS ME.

OL: YOU BITCH. DON'T BE URINATING ON ME. (TRYING TO RUN AND GET HIM)
MAN..LE
ME STOP MYSELF.

BR: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? AREN'T YOU TWO READY TO DIE?

J: GO TO HELL BITCH. (PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND PULLS THE TRIGGER BUT THE
GUN IS
EMPTY) WHAT THE FUCK? (LOOKING AT HIS GUN) (PULLING TRIGGER MULTIPLE
TIMES)

BR: LOOK AT YOU....PATHETIC. (IN FRONT OF BRENSHAW IS A LADDER LEANING)
HE
PUSHES THE LADDER AND OLYMPIO IS IN THE WAY OF BEING CRUSHED BY THE
LADDER)

OL: OH SHIT  (IN FRONT OF AN HOUR GLASS) (JUMPS OUT THE WAY) (THE
LADDER
HITS THE HOUR GLASS AND ALL THE GLASS BREAKS)

J: OOH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE.

BR: OKAY, YOU AVOIDED THE FIRST SCHEME. NOW PREPARE FOR THE NEXT ONE.
(THROWS A FIRE COCKTAIL DOWN AT THEM)

(THEY JUMP OUT THE WAY) (THE COCKTAIL HITS THE GROUND) (THE FIRE
SPREADS
ACROSS THE FLOOR)

J: OH SHIT

OL: RUN FOR COVER.

J: RUN FOR COVER?

OL: NEVERMIND (PICKS UP THE LADDER AND LEANS IT BACK AGAINST THE WALL
TO
CLIMB UP TO THE FLOOR ON WHICH BRENSHAW IS ON)

OL: (BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER)

BR: (TRYING TO KICK OLYMPIO IN THE HEAD)

OL: (AVOIDING BRENSHAW) (PULLS BRENSHAW BY THE FEET AND TRIPS HIM)

BR: (FALLS BACKWARDS)

OL: (CLIMBS UP)

BR: (GETTING UP)

J: (CLIMBING THE LADDER)

BR: (THROWS OLYMPIO INTO A BOOK SHELF) (A BOOK FALLS ON HIS HEAD AND
THE
BOOK BREAKS INTO DUST AND DUST IS ALL OVER THE TOP OF OLYMPIO'S HEAD)

BR: (LAUGHING)

J: (GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND THE NECK AND PUTS HIM IN A CHOKEHOLD)

BR: LET ME GO BITCH. (TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT)

J: (THROWS BRENSHAW BRENSHAW TO THE FLOOR)

G U N S: (COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND TACKLES OLYMPIO AND JEVERT)

J: (HE FALLS BACK ON THE LADDER WHILE IT'S LEANING AND HIS JACKET GETS
CAUGHT ON IT AND THEN THE LADDER LEANS AWAY FROM THE WALL AS JEVERT IS
STUCK
ON IT AND IT HITS THE GROUND) OOOOOOOOWWWWWW. SHIT.

OL: (ON FIRE) HOT HOT HOT.

J: (CAN'T GET UP DUE TO HIS JACKET BEING CAUGHT ON THE LADDER)
(CATCHING
FIRE) OH FUCK IT. (GETS OUT OF THE JACKET) OOH SHIT HOT HOT HOT.

OL: (JUMPING AROUND)

G U N S BR: (LAUGHING) (THE CEILING STARTS TO SPREAD APART AND IT'S
RAINING
INSIDE THE PYRAMID\

OL: OH THANK GOODNESS.

G: HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?

N: I HAVE NO IDEA.

(THEY START COVERING THEIR HEADS)

J: MAN THIS RAIN IS STRONG.

OL: I CAN FEEL HAIL DROPPING.

J: YEAH AND THAT SHIT IS HARD (LIGHTNING STRIKING)

OL: AAAH. WELL....AT LEAST THIS FIRE IS OUT

J: YEAH (LIGHTNING HITS THE PYRAMID AND THE PYRAMID STARTS SHAKING AND
THE
WALLS BREAK APART)

(SCREAMING)

J: OH SHIT. (THEY ALL RUN TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE PYRAMID)

OL: (TRIPS GIAN) (GIAN GETS CRUSHED BY A FALLEN PIECE OF THE CEILING)

N: AAAH. GIAN!!

J: (TAKES SOME DUST OFF THE TOP OF OLYMPIO'S HEAD AND THROWS IT IN
NERRO'S
FACE)

N: (WIPING HIS FACE)

OL: (POINTING AND LAUGHING) (THEY MAKE IT TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE)

(RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR IS A BLOCK OF WOOD)

OL J: (TRIPS OVER THE BLOCK OF WOOD) (THEY FALL THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR
AND
ROLL DOWN THE STEPS OUTSIDE)

(DURING THE FALL)

OL J: AH EH EE OH OO AY EE IYE OH OOT (THEY FALL TO THE GROUND AND
THEIR
CLOTHES BECOME COVERED IN MUD)

OL J: (MOANING AND GROANING)

J: OW I'M IN PAIN.

OL: MY SIDE HURTS.

(THEY LOOK UP AT THE PYRAMID AND SEE THEM COMING.

OL: JEVERT!!

(JEVERT AND OLYMPIO GET UP AND START RUNNING)

U N S BR: (CHASING AFTER THEM) (SHOOTING AT THEM)

(A SEMI TRUCK IS COMING DOWN THE ROAD)

J: BINGO.

OL: WE CAN UMP ON THE BACK OF THAT TRUCK.

J: COOL, I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT.

OL: (AS HE'S RUNNING HE PICKS UP A PIECE MUSHY MUD AND THROWS IT IN
THEIR
FACES)

ALL: AAAAAAH (RUBBING THE MUD OFF OF THEIR FACES)

OL J: (JUMPS ON THE BACK OF THE SEMI TRUCK) (THEY GRAB THE HANDLES OF
THE
BACK DOORS OF THE TRUCK AND PULL THEM OPEN AND THEY BOTH SWING ON THE 2
DOORS) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OL:DAMN WHAT AR WE GONNA DO?

J: WE NEED TO GET INSIDE OF THIS TRUCK BUT THESE DAMN DOORS KEEP
SWINGING
EVERYWHERE)

OL: (USES HIS STRENGTH BY SWINGING THE DOOR CLOSED AND HE GETS INSIDE
THE
BACK OF THE TRUCK)

OL: COME ON (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND TO PULL JEVERT IN)

J: (GRABS OLYMPIO'S HAND AND JUMPS IN) (THEY CLOSE THE DOORS)

OL: MAN WHERE IS THIS TRUCK GOING?

J: I DON'T KNOW BUT WE NEEDED TO GET AWAY.

OL: WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO.

J: WHEN THIS TRUCK STOPS WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.

J: COOL

(MEANWHILE)

ALL: (OUT OF BREATH)

U: DAMN IT. WHAT HAPPENED TO GIAN?

N: HE GOT HIS ASS CRUSHED. AND DAMN IT THEY GOT AWAY.

S: THEY JUMPED ON THAT SEMI TRUCK.

BR: WE DON'T HAVE A RIDE

S: BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? BRENSHAW?

BR: YEAH.

S: THANKS FOR HELPING US MAN.

BR: NO PROBLEM.

S: COOL. BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THEM?

BR: WHAT COMPANY DID THAT SEMI TRUCK WORK FOR? DID ANYONE GET THE NAME

N: YEAH IT SAID ALORT PARK.

BR: GOOD LOOKING OUT. THAT'S A STADIUM.

(A CAR IS COMING DOWN THE STREET)

BR: I'VE GOT AN IDEA. (GOES AND STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET)
(THE CAR
STOPS) GET THE FUCK OUT THE CAR (POINTING A GUN AT THE WINDOW)

MAN: (SCREAMING) (GETS OUT THE CAR RUNNING LIKE A GIRL)

(THEY TAKE THE CAR ND DRIVE OFF)

BR: (DRIVING VERY FAST)

U N S: (HEADS LAID BACK AND THEIR CHEEKS ARE BEING FILLED WITH AIR TO
MAKE
THEIR CHEEKS WIGGLE) (TEETH SHOWING)

S: YOU'RE.............GOING....TOO......FAST.

BR: I'M SORRY BUT WE NEED TO CATCH UP WITH THAT TRUCK

N: I.....KNOW.

(ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

(MEANWHILE)

OL J: (GETTING OFF THE TRUCK)

OL: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING AT A STADIUM?

J: I DON'T KNOW.

OL: OH, WE'RE AT A HOCKEY STADIUM. WHY DO THEY CALL IT ALORT PARK IF
IT'S
NOT OUTSIDE?

J: NO, ALORT PARK IS A TOWNSHIP. THIS IS ALORT STADIUM.

OL: OH YOU THINK WE CAN GET IN FOR FREE?

J: YEP. (MOMENTS LATER THEY ARE SITTING IN SEATS IN THE STADIUM)

OL: DAMN IT. WE NEED SOME SNACKS.

MAN: HOT! DOGS! GET YOUR HOT DOGS.

OL: DUMB BITCH.

J: HEY HE GOT SOME SNACKS. I'M HUNGRY. HEY SIR OVER HERE.

MAN: YOU WANT A HOT DOG?

J: YEAH (TAKES A HOTDOG)

OL: YOU KNOW THE DRILL (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND)

J: (GIVES THE HOT DOG BUN TO OLYMPIO)

J: (EVIL EYING OLYMPIO AS HE EATS THE HOT DOG BY ITSELF) 'AMN. A DAMN
HOT
DOG BY ITSELF.

(A BLIMP IS COMING ACROSS THE STADIUM)

OL: (SEES U N S AND BR INSIDE THE BLIMP) JEVERT THEY'RE IN THAT BLIMP.

J: WHO?

OL: BRENSHAW AND.......THEM....PEOPLE.

J: THEN WE NEED TO HANDLE THEM.

(AS THEY EAT THEIR FOOD) (THEY RUN DOWN THE STEPS AND JUMP OVER THE
GLASS
BARRICADE INTO THE HOCKEY ICE) (THEY LOOK AROUND HESITANTLY)

HP: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

OL: SHUT UP.

J: LOOK THERE'S A LADDER

OL: (SIGHS) I'M TIRED OF CLIMBING STUFF.

J: SO AM I (THEY RUN TO THE LADDER AND CLIMB IT)

OL: NOW WHAT? THE BLIMP OS WAY OVER THERE.

J: (LOOKS UP AND SEES A LARGE LIGHT HANGING FROM THE CEILING) THAT
LIGHT.
(THEY JUMP AND GRAB ON TO THE LIGHT HANGING FROM IT)

ANNOUNCER: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?

ANNOUNCER 2: LOOK AT THOSE IDIOTS.

OL: WHATEVER

BR: THERE THEY ARE. (THEY PULL OUT THEIR GUNS)

J: QUICK. JUMP (THEY JUMP TOWARD THE BLIMP AND GRAB THE BOTTOM OF IT)

(AS THEY HANG ON TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BLIMP THEY KICK THEIR FEET)

OL: (PHONE IS VIBRATING IN HIS POCKET) OH SHIT. (LETS GO OF THE BOTTOM
WITH
ONE HAND AND ANSWERS HIS PHONE) HELLO?

NAN: BABY IT'S TIME I'M SERIOUS.

OL: SHIT. NANCY YOU SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE?

NAN: YES. HURRY (HANGS UP)

OL: SHIT NANCY NEEDS ME (PUTS THE PHONE BACK IN HIS POCKET AND GRABS
THE
BOTTOM WITH BOTH HANDS AGAIN)

J:IT'S TIME

OL: YEAH. (NERRO STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF AN OPEN AREA OF THE BLIMP
TRYING TO
KNOCK JEVERT AND OLYMPIO OFF)

J: (PUNCHES HIM) (CLIMBS UP INTO THE BLIMP)

N: (HOLDING HIS MOUTH) (KICKS JEVERT IN THE GROIN)

(THE CROWD LOVES IT)

ANNOUNCER: THIS CROWD IS FULLY ANTICIPATED.

ANNOUNCER2: YOU SAID IT (A HOCKEY PLAYER HITS THE PUCK SO HARD THAT IT
FLIES
INTO THE AIR AND HITS NERRO IN THE CHIN)

N: (FLIES BACK) (LAID OUT)

CROWD: OOOOOOOOOHHH.

ANNOUNCER: DAMN DID YOU SEE THAT.

ANNOUNCER2: HELL YEAH.

HP: DAMN, DID I DO THAT?

OL J: (THE BLIMP IS OVER THE CROWD) (THE JUMP OUT OF THE BLIMP)

BR:DAMN IT. NERRO WAKE UP (SLAPPING HIS FACE)

OL: MAN WE DON' HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT. LETS GO (THEY RUN OUT OF THE
STADIUM) (THEY ARRIVE IN THE PARKING LOT)

BR: THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY?

J: YOU KNOW WHAT? LETS SETTLE THIS...

BR:RIGHT NOW?

J: YEAH, YOU SCARED?

BR: HELL NO.

J: THEN BRING IT. (THEY WALK UP TO EACH OTHER)

BR: (GRABS JEVERT BY THE COLLAR AND THROWS HIM OVER A CAR)

J: (GETS UP AND GRABS BRENSHAW BY THE FACE AND PUSHES THE BACK OF HIS
HEAD
THROUGH A CAR WINDOW)

BR: (RUBBING HIS HEAD) (THE SOUND OF COPS) (EVERYONE RUNS EXCEPT
BRENSHAW)
AW SHIT (ROLLS UNDER THE BROKEN WINDOW CAR)

OL: WE CAN GO IN THAT GAS STATION.

(THEY ARRIVE INSIDE THE GAS STATION)

OL: WHERE'S SOME WATER?

MAN: HEY MAN, YOU WANNA BUY SOME DRUGS?

OL: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE (PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE)

STORE OWNER: HEY.

J: (PUTS UP THE MIDDLE FINGER)

STORE OWNER: I GOT YOU. YEP YEP (THEY LEAVE THE GAS STATION)

OL: I GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

J: BUT WE DON'T HAVE A RIDE.

OL: TAXI! (A TAXI STOPS) COME ON WE CAN GET IN HERE.

(THEY GET IN THE TAXI)

TD: WHERE TO?

OL: PORTLAND HOSPITAL. (THE TAXI DRIVES OFF)

(MEANWHILE)

COP: WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?

COP2: I DON'T KNOW JUST FORGET IT.

BR: (LOOKING AT ONE OF THE COP'S FEET) (PULING OUT HIS GUN) (SHOOTS
THEM
BOTH IN THEIR FEET)

COP,COP2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (HOLDING THEIR FEET)

BE: (ROLLS FROM UNDER THE CAR ON THE OTHER SIDE) (GETS UP AND RUNS AND
TAKES
THE COP CAR AND DRIVES OFF)

COP: STOP THAT MOTHERFUCKA.

BR: (RUNS A RED LIGHT) (SPEEDING) OOH DONUTS (OPENS THE BOX AND IT'S
EMPTY)
THAT'S BULLSHIT (THROWS THE BOX OUT OF THE WINDOW)

(MEANWHILE)

OL: (RUNNING THROUGH THE HOSPITAL) NANCY WRAILS. WHERE IS SHE?

LADY: ROOM 207.

OL: THANKS (RUNS TO THE STAIRWAY ROOM) (RUNNING UP THE STEPS) (BURSTS
INTO
THE ROOM)

(THE BABY IS ALREADY BORN)

NAN: OLYMPIO, YOU MADE IT.

OL: I HURRIED AS SOON AS I COULD.

NAN: IT'S A BOY.

OL: SO WHAT ABOUT A NAME?

NAN: ZAHN WRAILS.

OL: I LIKE THAT (PHONE RINGS) HELLO....A WHAT?....DOWN HILL?.........OH
A
WATERFALL.....WHAT'S GOING ON?......A YATCH IS IN TROUBLE.......I'M ON
IT.
(HANGS UP) NANCY I GOTTA GO. (GIVES HER A KISS) (GIVES THE BABY A KISS)

NAN: BE SAFE.

OL: LOVE YOU (LEAVES) (GOES OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT) WHERE'D HE GO?

J: (WALKING AROUND)

OL: JEVERT.

J: YEAH?

OL: WHERE'S THE TAXI?

J: IT'S GONE.

OL: AW SHIT.

J: ARE YOU IN A RUSH?

OL: YEAH I GOT A CALL ON MY PHONE. ABOUT SOME YATCH.

J: WE DON'T HAVE A WAY TO GET ANYWHERE (THEY SEE TWO MOTORCYCLES ACROSS
THE
STREET)

OL: YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

J: (RUBBING HIS HANDS TOGETHER) OH YEAH. (THEY RUN ACROSS THE STREET)
(THEY
TAKE THE MOTORCYCLES AND DRIVE AWAY)

OL: (DRIVES IN AN ALLEY

J: AW SHIT, WHERE'D HE GO?

OL: (COMES BACK IN THE ORIGINAL LANE)

(A RAMP IS AHEAD AND THE YATCH IS IN THE WATER)

J:A RAMP. (IN SLOW MOTION;

OL: OH.....SHIT (THEY JUMP THE RAMP AND THEY LET GO OF THEIR BIKES AND
THEY
LAND ON THE YATCH) (THE BIKES CRASH INTO THE WATER AND EXPLODE)

OL J: (LAYING ON THEIR STOMACHS) (THEY LOOK UP AND SEE THEM HOLDING
GUNS AT
THEM)

J: HEY I GUESS WE'RE JUST IN TIME HUH?

BR: YEAH JUST IN TIME FOR DEATH.

OL: (KNOCKS THE GUN OUT OF BRENSHAW'S HAND)

J: (SNATCHES UTON'S GUN AND POINTS IT AT THE REST OF THEM)

U: WOAH VERY IMPRESSIVE (CLAPPING) BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH (KICKS OLYMPIO
AND
PUNCHES JEVERT)

J: YOU BITCH (TACKLES UTON OVER BOARD OUT INTO THE WATER) (THEY GET A
GRIP
OF THE BACK OF THE BOAT)

J U: (PUNCHING)

OL: (THROWS BRENSHAW INTO A TABLE) (PUSHES SYLVAIN ON THE GROUND)
(JUMPS
KICKS NERRO)

LADY: HEY!!!

PILOT: (RUNNING AROUND) THE BOAT IS GETTING READY TO FAAAALLLLLLL

(SCREAMING)

J: OH SHIT (THE BOAT BEGINS TO FALL)

OL: (JUMPS OUT OF THE BOAT BEFORE IT FALLS)

J: (LOOKING DOWN AT THE BOAT VERY SHOCKED)

BR U N S: (JUMPS OUT OF THE BOAT AND HOLDS ON TO A HUGE ROCK WITH WATER
COMING DOWN IN THEIR FACES) AWWWW SHIT (COMPLAINING)

(THE BOAT FALLS AND EXPLODES)

J: OH MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED.

(THEY SWIM TO A SHORE)

OL: MAN NO ONE CAN STOP US.

J: HELL YEAH.

(MEANWHILE)

BR U N S: (TRYING HARD  TO SWIM OUT THE WATER)

BR: I CAN'T FUCKING SEE.

U: (BUMPS INTO A ROCK IN THE WATER)

N: (THE WATER FLIPS HIM OVER MULTIPLE TIMES) HEEEEELLLLLLLLPP.

S: (SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL)

BR: THIS FUCKING WATER IS TOO STRONG.

ALL: (COUGHING AND GAGGLING)

U: (TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH)

(THE WATER WIPES ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN AND THE SCENE NEXT TURNS INTO
THEM
IN THE HOSPITAL TAKING BREATHING TESTS)

DR: BREATHE. 1 AND THEN THE 2. 2 AND THEN THE 3. 3 AND THEN THE 4. THEN
YOU
GOTTA BREATHE.

BR U N S: (INHALING AND EXHALING)

U: (GETS OFF THE BREATHING MACHINE) (TAKING COUGH MEDICINE) MAN THIS
SHIT IS
NASTY.

DR: NO ONE SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD.

U: UGH, I'M THROUGH.I'M READY TO GO.

(THEY LEAVE)

N: MAN I GOT A FUCKING GASH IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD. FROM THAT DAMN
HOCKEY
PUCK.

S:DAMN. MY FUCKING NECK HURT.AND I GOT A QUESTION. WHAT DID THEY EXPECT
US
TO DO TO THAT YATCH? I MEAN COULDN'T THE BOAT DRIVER JUST HAVE TURNED
IT
ANOTHER WAY?

BR: THE MAN SAID THE WAVES WERE TOO STRONG.

S: BUT THAT'S DUMB. IF HE CAN'T TURN THE BOAT ANOTHER WAY, WHAT MAKES
THEM
THINK THAT WE CAN?

U: THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT WE COULD DO SOMETHING ELSE RATHER THAN JUST
TURNING
THE WHEEL SO THE BOAT CAN GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION.

N: YEAH, YOU'R PROBABLY RIGHT.

BR: I GOT A QUESTION.

N: SO DO I.

BR: YOU GO FIRST.

N: WELL....I'VE BEEN THINKING WE SHOULD RECRUIT YOU BECAUSE GIAN'S DEAD
AND
WE'RE ONE PERSON SHORT, YOU CAN TAKE HIS PLACE.

BR: THAT WAS THE SAME QUESTION I WAS GONNA ASK YOU. IT'S UP TO YOU
GUYS.
IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS.

(THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER)

U N S: YEAH.

BR: COOL.(SHAKES HANDS WITH THEM) (THEY WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR)

(MEANWHILE)

NAN: I'M SO GLAD TO BE HOME. WE CAN FINALLY TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.

OL: WHERE'S HE GONNA SLEEP?

NAN: WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOMS TO PUT HIM IN.

OL: HE NEEDS TO SLEEP WITH US THOUGH.

NAN: WELL, WE DO HAVE A ROOM WITH TWO BEDS.

OL: BUT HE NEEDS TO SLEEP IN A CRADLE.

NAN: DON'T THEY SALE CRADLES HERE?

OL: YEAH.

NAN: I CAN GO BUY ONE

OL: WE CAN GET IT LATER THOUGH. I GOT A QUESTION......THE BABY WASN'T
DUE
UNTIL A MONTH AND IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK 1/2.

NAN: WELL, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. THE DOCTOR PROBABLY MEANT TO SAY THE
BABY
SHOULD TAKE NO LONGER THAN MONTH TO BE BORN.

OL: OH WELL....(PHONE RINGS) HOLD ON....LET ME TAKE THIS CALL. HELLO

(MEANWHILE)

J: SLOW ASS COMPUTER. WHAT'S THE DEAL?

(SLAPS THE SIDE OF HIS COMPUTER) (FRUSTRATED) (LAYS HIS FOREHEAD ON HIS
DESK)

(TIME PASSES BY)

J: (LATER IT'S NIGHT TIME AND HE WAKES UP FROM HAVING HIS HEAD ON THE
DESK)
HUH? (LOOKING AROUND) WHAT THE HELL? I MUST'VE DOZED OFF. (SCOOTS BACK
AGAINST THE WALL IN HIS CHAIR) (A WINDOW IS ABOVE HIS HEAD BEHIND HIM)
(BRENSHAW WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND HIS NECK THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STARTS
CHOKING HIM) (CHOKING) (TRYING TO TAKE BRENSHAW'S ARM FROM AROUND HIS
NECK)

BR: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT (POINTS A GUN AT HIS FACE)

J: (LOOKING SCARED) LET ME GO.

BR: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM JEVERT?

J: LET ME THE FUCK GO. (TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT) (STANDS UP IN THE
CHAIR)

BR: (PUSHES JEVERT FORWARD INTO THE TABLE AND IT BREAKS) (CLIMBS
THROUGH THE
WINDOW) (WALKING SLOWLY OVER TO JEVERT)

J: (LAYING ON HIS BACK NEXT TO HIS COMPUTER) (ALL HIS STUFF IS ON THE
FLOOR)

BR: (POINTING HIS GUN AT JEVERT) (THE CAMERA IS ONLY LOOKING AT
BRENSHAW'S
GUN) SAY GOODBYE BITCH (SHOOTS JEVERT) (THE SCREEN GOES BLACK)

(NEXT IT SHOWS JEVERT ON A STRETCHER)

OL: WHAT'S GOING ON?

PAR: SOMEONE TOLD ME HE WAS SHOT.

OL: WHO DID THIS SHIT?

PAR: WE HAVE NO CLUE.

OL: JEVERT...SPEAK (NO RESPONSE).......AW MAN WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

PAR: HE'S NOT DEAD BUT WE'LL TRY OUR HARDEST TO CURE HIM

OL: THANK YOU. (WALKS AWAY) (THE AMBULANCE DRIVES AWAY) OH MY GOD.
(WALKING
WITH HIS HEAD DOWN) (GOES BACK TOWARD THE BUILDING)

NAN: (STARING THROUGH THE GLASS)

OL: (ENTERS THE BUILDING)

NAN: IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

OL: I'M NOT SURE. (TURNS THE SIGN ON THE DOOR TO; SORRY WE'RE CLOSED)

NAN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OL: I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING ANY VISITORS RIGHT NOW.

NAN: SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LIVE IN DESPONDENCY NOW?

OL: CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT. I CAN'T DO THIS BUSINESS ALL BY MYSELF. THIS
BUILDING IS TOO HUGE TO OWN INDEPENDENTLY.

NAN: OLYMPIO JUST PRAY THAT HE MAKES IT.

OL: WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? WHAT'S GONNA BE THE NAME OF THIS BUSINESS THEN?
IT'S
WRAILS AND HEWLIT. THINGS WILL BE MESSED UP IF HE PASSES AWAY.

NAN: OLYMPIO STOP MOURNING. PRAYING IS THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE
DOING
RIGHT NOW.

OL: WELL, I NEED TO GO VISIT HIM.

NAN: GO AHEAD. I'LL PRAY FOR HIM TOO.

OL: AND MAKE SURE THIS DOOR STAYS LOCKED.

NAN: OKAY.

OL: (LEAVES) (MEANWHILE IN THE CAR) (ON THE PHONE)
UNBELIEVABLE.....YEAH......I'VE BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU...LISTEN TOM
IF HE
PASSES AWAY THEN I NEED YOU TAKE HIS PLACE......YEAH AND IT'S THIS NEW
BUSINESS THAT STARTED ALL THIS SHIT. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS ONE OF THEM
THAT
SHOT HIM. IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY DIED BECAUSE
EARLIER
TODAY WE WERE ON A YATCH AND THE YATCH FELL AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY
LIVED,
BUT IF THEY DID THEN IT WAS ONE OF THEM.......COME ONE MAN........I
REALLY
NEED YOU TO TAKE HIS PLACE IF HE DOESN'T MAKE IT.

TK: LISTEN MAN I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. BECAUSE I GOT A JOB AND I CAN'T
JUST
QUIT.

OL: YOU CAN, JUST TELL THEM YOU WERE MOVING AND GETTING A NEW JOB. AND
YOU'LL GET PAID 3 TIMES AS MUCH AS YOU MAKE NOW. NO OFFENSE MAN.

TK: ALRIGHT OLYMPIO GIVE ME SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.

OL: ALRIGHT. BYE (HANGS UP) (ARRIVING AT THE HOSPITAL) (GOING INSIDE
THE
HOSPITAL) (IN JEVERT'S ROOM) MAN, DAMN, WHO DID THIS SHIT TO YOU?

J: BRENSHAW.

OL: BRENSHAW?

J: YEAH. I DOZED OFF IN MY OFFICE AND I WOKE UP AND I JUST SCOOTED BACK
IN
MY CHAIR AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE ATTACKED ME. HE CAME THROUGH MY WINDOW.

OL: MAN, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALRIGHT. I THOUGHT THEY DIED.

J: SO DID I. LUCKILY THE BULLET ONLY CRACKED MY SKULL A LITTLE BIT.
THANK
GOODNESS IT DIDN'T TOUCH MY BRAIN.

OL: DID THEY TELL YOU WHEN THEY WERE LETTING YOU OUT?

J: NO.

OL: MAN.

J: HERE COMES THE NURSE.

NUR: MR HEWLIT MAY I PROVIDE YOU WITH ANYTHING?

J: NO THANKS I'M FINE.

NUR: OKAY (LEAVES)

J: YOU KNOW MY HEAD IS REALLY STARTING TO HURT NOW.

OL: ARE YOU OKAY?

J: NO, AAH SHIT (HOLDING HIS HEAD)

OL: NURSE. (NO RESPONSE) (THE HEART MONITOR IS BEEPING FAST)

J: OH CRAP!!! OW.

OL: NURSE. (RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM) AND LOOKS DOWN THE HALL) NURSE!!!
(LOOKS
AT JEVERT'S HEART MONITOR AND THE RADAR IS GOING STRAIGHT ACROSS)
JEVERT!!!
(RUNS OVER TO THE BED) (PANICKING) WHAT DO I DO?

NUR: (RUNS IN) WAS THERE SOMEONE CALLING A NURSE?

OL: HE'S DEAD. DO SOMETHING.

NUR: OH MY GOD. (SIGHS) DON'T WORRY WE CAN STILL TRY TO SAVE HIS LIFE

OL: PLEASE DO THAT.

NUR: WE'LL TRY SIR.

OL: I...I THINK I BETTER GET GOING (LEAVES) (LATER ARRIVING BACK AT THE
BUILDING) (FALLS ON HIS KNEES) WELL, WHAT A DAY HUH?

NAN: OLYMPIO WHAT'S WRONG?

OL: JEVERT...PASSED AWAY JUST LIKE THAT.

NAN: OH MY.....I'M.....SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

OL: THEY SAID THEY CAN STILL TRY TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

NAN: THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

OL: NANCY. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?...I MEAN.....IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A
DECADE.

NAN: YOU'LL HAVE TO CHANGED THE NAME IF JEVERT DOESN'T MAKE IT.

OL: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM.

NAN: OLYMPIO. THIS IS NOT A DREAM.

OL: I WISH IT WAS.

NAN: OLYMPIO, KEEP PRAYING.

OL: I WILL (GETS UP OFF HIS KNEES) (LOOKS UP AT THE SKY) (THE CAMERA
LOOKS
AT THE SKY AND WORDS COME UP; NEXT DAY 10:14 P.M.) DAMN IT. WHERE THE
HELL
IS HE? (THE CAMERA LOOKS DOWN AT OLYMPIO IN THE PHONE BOOTH) (LOOKING
AT HIS
WATCH) DAMN IT PICK UP THE PHONE.(HANGS UP) (PUSHES THE REFUND BUTTON
BUT
THE QUARTER DOESN'T COME OUT) MAN, I NEEDED THAT DAMN QUARTER.

BR U N S: (SURROUNDING THE PHONE BOOTH)

OL: (DROPS THE PHONE AND LEAVES IT HANGING AND SWINGING)

BR: (PULLS HIM OUT OF THE PHONE BOOTH)

(THEY THROW HIM UP AGAINST A VAN)

BR: (PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE)

OL: UGHT (FALLS ON THE GROUND)

BR: (SNATCHES HIM OFF THE GROUND BY THE COLLAR OF HIS JACKET) WHAT'S
THE
PROBLEM? MAD BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS IN THE HOSPITAL?

OL: I'M NOT GAY. WE'RE JUST BUDS.

BR: WELL IF YOU DON'T DO THIS FAVOR FOR ME THEN I'LL KILL YOU

OL: (NERVOUS) OKAY, I'LL DO IT JUST DON'T SHOOT.

BR: GO IN THAT HOSPITAL AND GET JEVERT'S BODY.

OL: WHAT?

BR YOU HEARD ME. (POINTS A GUN AGAINST OLYMPIO'S BACK) NOW WALK.
(WALKING
WITH OLYMPIO AS HE HOLDS THE GUN AGAINST HIS BACK)

OL: I HOPE YOU KNOW SOMEONE WILL SEE THAT GUN.

BR: I'M NOT STUPID. IF YOU TRY TO RUN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

(INSIDE THE HOSPITAL)

BR: (PUTS THE GUN IN HIS POCKET) (WHISPERING) TAKE ME TO HIS ROOM.
NOW!!!

(THEY ARRIVE IN THE ROOM)

BR: NOW. (CLOSES THE DOOR) PUT THE BODY IN THIS BAG (HOLDING A BAG
OPEN)

OL: I CAN'T DO THIS. I'M COOL WITH JEVERT. YOU EXPECT ME TO..

BR: JUST DO IT. OR ELSE JOIN HIM IN DEATH.

OL: I'M NOT DOING IT.

BR: YOU JUST DON'T LEARN DO YOU? (PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND
OLYMPIO
FALLS ON THE FLOOR) YOU'RE GONNA DIE. BITCH (THROWS HIM INTO THE
BATHROOM)

BR: LETS STOMP HIS ASS.

BR U N S: (STOMPING HIM)

BR: YOU REFUSED, SO SUFFER!!! (PUSHES HIM INTO THE TUB)

OL: (COUGHING) (HELPLESS)

BR: LETS GO. WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR ASS TOMORROW. LETS GET JEVERT
OURSELVES.

(THEY GO OVER TO THE BED AND SEE THE WHOLE BODY COVERED UP)

BR: WHAT THE FUCK? (PULLS THE COVERS OFF AND IT'S ONLY PILLOWS)

(THEY TURN AROUND AND SEE JEVERT STANDING THERE)

J: TRYING TO PUT ME IN A BAG?

BR: WHAT? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.

J: NO YOU ARE (RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FOOT IS A VHS TAPE) (HE KICKS THE
TAPE
UP INTO SYLVAIN'S HEAD)

S: (FALLS OUT) (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

U: UH OH.(PICKS UP THE TAPE) (RIGHT BEFORE HE CAN THROW IT A CHAIR IS
WHACKED OVER THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BY OLYMPIO)

OL: BITCH (SPITS ON HIM)

N: (RUNNING AT JEVERT)

J: (RUNS AND AROUND IN SLOW MOTION; HE GRABS THE SWING AROUND
TELEVISION AND
HE SWINGS AROUND THE WHOLE ROOM, WALKS ON THE WALL AND JUMPS FROM THE
WALL
AND KICKS NERRO OUT OF THE WINDOW AND THE TV BREAKS OFF) OOH SHIT.

BR: DAMN.

J:SO, YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?

BR: FUCK YOU.

J: DIE BITCH. (GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BATHROOM)

BR: (FLIES IN THE BATHROOM) (TRIPS OVER THE TOILET AND HITS THE BACK OF
HIS
HEAD ON THE TUB) OW

J: (PICKS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE MIRROR FACE FIRST) OOH DAMN.
SOME
ONE'S GONNA GET BAD LUCK. (TURNS ON THE HOT WATER IN THE TUB AND PLUGS
UP
THE DRAIN) (HE PUSHES HIS HEAD INTO THE WATER TRYING TO DROWN HIM) (AS
BRENSHAW IS STUCK UNDER WATER JEVERT HOLDS HIS FACE WITH HIS LEFT HAND
AND
CONTINUOUSLY KEEPS PUNCHING HIM IN THE STOMACH WITH HIS RIGHT HAND)

J: SAY UNCLE.

BR: (UNDERWATER) UNCLE.

J: I CAN'T HEAR YOU

BR: UNCLE!!!

J: (LETS HIM GO)

BR: (LIFTS UP OUT THE TUB AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR FACE FIRST)

OL: JEVERT YOU'RE ALIVE. (RUNNING OVER TO HIM TRYING TO HUG HIM)

J: HELL NO THAT'S GAY.

OL: OH (BRUSHING THE FRONT OF HIS CLOTHES OFF) MAN. THIS SHIT IS CRAZY.

J: YEAH I KNOW (THE HOSPITAL ABRUPTLY EXPLODES AND IT BLOWS OLYMPIO AND
JEVERT FAR AWAY DOWN THE HALL) (THEY SLIDE DOWN THE HALL INTO THE STAIR
ROOM) OH SHIT MAKE IT STOP.

OL: (THEY FALL DOWN THE STAIRS TRYING TO GET UP) (THEY FALL TO THE LAST
FLOOR)

OL J: ((THEIR BACKS HIT THE WALL) (OUT OF BREATH)

J: OH SHIT.

OL: (HOLDING HIS SIDE)

(THE FIRE STARTS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS)

OL: OH SHIT NOT AGAIN (THEY RUN OUT THE DOOR AND RUN OUT THE FRONT OF
THE
BUILDING) (AS THEY GET OUTSIDE THEY TRIP AND ROLL INTO THE STREETS)

J: JEEZ, I CAN'T STAND UP.

OL: DAMN.

J: (SITS UP) (THE SCENE NEXT TURNS INTO A CEREMONY WITH JEVERT STANDING
ON
THE PODIUM) REMEMBER IT'S ALL ABOUT US. WRAILS AND HEWLIT. NO MORE GUNS
INCORPORATED.

(CHEERING)

J: (LEAVES THE PODIUM) MAN, WHAT A WAR.

OL: DAMN. THAT WAS CRAZY AS HELL.

J: HELL YEAH.

OL: (THEY GET IN THEIR SPORTS CAR) (THEY DRIVE OFF)

J NR: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.

OL NR: MAN I NEED A BAND AID.

J NR: MAN, A BAND AID?

OL NR: YEAH.

J NR: MAN WE USE ATHLETIC TAPE.

OL NR: DO WE HAVE ANY?

J NR: NOPE.

OL NR: LETS STOP BY THE STORE.

J: NOPE WE'RE GOING HOME.

OL NR: ALRIGHT I GOT YOU. I STILL AINT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT 60 BUCK
THEN.

J NR: CHILL OUT OLYMPIO. LET IT GO.

OL NR: FINE. LET ME GET BEHIND THE WHEEL

J NR: ALRIGHT (THE SOUND OF CAR DOORS OPENING) (THE SCREEN GOES BLACK)

OL NR: HA, YOU FELL FOR IT. NOW LETS GO PICK UP THAT ATHLETIC.

J NR: AWWWW, I GOT YOU. YEP YEP.

OL NR: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. (THE SOUND OF A CAR ZOOMING OFF)

(THE END)