(AT THE GAME SHOW)

TW: WELCOME TO OUR SHOW!!!TRIPPING. THE SHOW WHERE YOU CAN WIN A TRIP TO MIAMI AND BIG BUCKS TOO. I’M YOUR HOST, TIMOTHY WRINGWORM. PARDON. I MEANT TO SAY, MIAMI ISLAND.

OKAY LETS MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. WE HAVE

JABARI SHABAZZ

JIBRIL SHABAZZ

TODD JOHNSON

CHRIS HAWKINS

BOBBY MOORE

EDWARD WILLIAMS

AND TERRANCE MAGGETT

TM: IT’S MAGGOTT.

TW: NO IT’S NOT.

TM: IT’S FRENCH.

TW: OKAY, LETS BEGIN

AUD: (APPLAUSE) (3 HOURS LATER)

J2: BE QUIET. WE’VE BEEN WAITING 3 HOURS FOR YOU PEOPLE TO STOP CLAPPING.

TW: THEY WEREN’T JUST ONLY CLAPPING. THEY WERE CHEERING AS WELL.

J2: DON’T GET SARCASTIC WITH US. (WORDS COME UP; TALKS ALL THE SMACK)

TJ: OKAY, WE DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME. I’M GETTING HUNGRY, SO LETS MAKE THIS A QUICK GAME SHOW.

TW: THAT’S TOO BAD. CHUBBY. LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

TJ: I ALREADY DID.

TW: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE.

TJ: THAT IS PLAYED OUT.

TW: NO IT’S NOT.

TJ: SHUT UP YOU UNSUCCESSFUL PIECE OF POTTY. (WORDS COME UP; RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INSULTS)

C: I KNOW, TO BE HONEST, YOU DO LOOK LIKE POTTY.

J: HA HA. YOU LOOK LIKE HUMAN WASTE.

TJ: NO, I MEANT HORSE MANURE.

J: OH, WELL, THAT ALSO.

TW: LETS GET STARTED. OKAY THE FIRST QUESTION IS FOR JABARI. NOW IF I HAD 12 FRONT TEETH AND RAN INTO A POLEAND REMOVED HALF OF ONLY ONE OF THEM THEN HOW MANY TEETH DO I HAVE LEFT?

J: 11 ½

TW: THAT IS CORRECT, 100 POINTS FOR THE TEAM

AUD: (CLAPPING)

TW: OKAY AUDIENCE, NOW YOU MAY STOP. NEXT QUESTION IS FOR TODD. IF I HAD 3 CHEESECAKES BUT ONLY CUT HALF OF ONE OF THEM, THEN WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT?

TJ: 2 ½.

C: HEY, YOU NEED TO STOP GIVING QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. THEY SEEM TO ABUSIVE. (WORDS COME UP; LECTURES PEOPLE)

TW: OKAY, YOU GOT LECTURES HUH? NEXT QUESTION IS FOR YOU. WHAT IS THE ICE CREAM NAMED AFTER YOUR HEIGHT?

C: OH YOU WANNA INSULT ME NOW. I KNOW I’M SHORT BUT WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT? MY ANSWER IS STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE.

(BUZZER WRONG)

TW: THE ANSWER WAS MIDGEFUDGE.

C: MIDGET? (ELIMINATION PROCESS.

TW: WELL, HE’S THE IRST ELIMINATED.

E: THAT WAS MEAN.

TW: OKAY CHUBBY, I GUESS YOU WANNA GO NEXT.

E: GIVING THE HOST THE EVIL EYE

TW: OKAY, NAME AS MANY FOODS AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT USING THE LETTERS A OR E IN THEM.

E: OKAY. SUSHI, DONUTS, GRITS, UM, HOT DOGS.

TW: OKAY THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH. 400 POINTS FOR THE TEAM. OKAY THE NEXT QUESTION IS GOING TO BE FOR BOBBY.

B: HA HA, I’M SWEET LIKE THAT. (WORDS COME UP; THINK HE’S THE JUNK)

TW: UH, NO YOU’RE NOT.

B: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

TW: IT DOESN’T MATTER. NOW HERE’S YOUR QUESTION. NAME AS MANY THINGS THAT ARE IN THE BATHROOM WHILE HOLDING YOUR TO TONGUE.

B: OKAY. TUB, SINK, SOAP, RUG, FAUCET, TOWEL, CLOTH, UM, CABINET.

TW: THAT’S ENOUGH. 800 POINTS FOR THE TEAM.

B: YES.

TW: NO, I WAS KIDDING. IT WAS THE WRONG QUESTION AND YOU ANSWERED IT. GUESS YOU’RE NOT SO SWEET AFTER ALL. THEREFORE YOU ARE ELIMINATED. (ELIMINATION PROCESS)

TW: NOW, LETS SEE. WHO’S NEXT? HOW ABOUT…TERRANCE. WHAT IS ROUND AND BLACK AND HAS WHITE MATERIAL ON IT?

TM: AN EIGHT BALL?

TW: NO THAT’S WRONG. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS YOUR LIPS (AUDIENCE INSTIGATING) (ELIMINATION PROCESS)

TW: NOW JABARI, YOUR QUESTION IS, IF YOU HAD 12 TEETH AND SOME ONE HIT YOU WITH A BRICK, THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FLOWER??

J: YOU ALREADY QUESTIONED ME AND PLUS THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

TW: THAT’S THE WRONG ANSWER. FAREWELL CHIPPY. (ELIMINATION PROCESS)

TJ: THAT WAS MEAN. HEY EDWARD, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LEAN POCKETS

E: NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR LEAN POCKETS ANYWHERE.

TJ: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE EATING THEM NOW.

E: (EATING LEAN POCKETS)

TJ: I GOT YOU. YEP YEP YEP.

TW: OKAY, JIBRIL, I HAVE AN ITEM. AS YOU SEE IT IS A BRAND NEW MIRROR. CAN YOU ESTIMATE HOW MUCH THIS COSTS?

J2: UH, LIKE 300 DOLLARS?

TW: NO, THIS IS 25 DOLLARS. BYE BYE. (ELIMINATION PROCESS)

TW: OKAY. IT’S JUST THESE TWO FOOD EATERS LEFT. STARTING WITH TODD.

E: WAS THAT AN INSULT.

TW: MAYBE.

TJ: I’M MATURE. I CAN TAKE THAT.

TW: OKAY YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!!

TJ: SHUT UP!!! ALWAYS TALKING TRASH. TALKING LIKE YOU’RE ON A SALES COMMERCIAL. (IMITATES HIM)

TW: WHATEVER, HERE’S YOUR QUESTION. WHO HAS THE BEST TUNA?

TJ: CHICKEN OF THE SEA.

TW: INCORRECT.

E: NO IT’S NOT. I’M GETTING SICK OF YOU!!! YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST TOO POOR TO GIVE US THAT MILLION DOLLARS LIKE YOU SAID. YOU ARE BEING VERY UNFAIR!!! I DON’T LIKE YOU.

TW: SHUT UP. NO ONE SAID YOU CAN SAY THAT TO ME.

(VERGAL IN DISGUISE)

VID: EXCUSE ME SIR I NEED TO SEE YOU BACKSTAGE, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

TW: WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

TJ: WHO IS THAT?

E: I DON’T KNOW.

(BACKSTAGE)

VID: OKAY, NOW COME IN HERE. (AS THEY COME INTO THE ROOM VERGAL LETS THE HOST GET IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN VERGAL QUICKLY PUTS HIM IN A CHOKE HOLD WITH THE KNIFE UP TO HIS NECK)

TW: HEY!! SOME ONE HELP!!

VID: SHUT UP!! (SLITS HIS THROAT)

TJ: WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG?

E: I DON’T KNOW BUT I’M DYING TO EAT.

TJ: THERE’S THAT GUY.

VID: SORRY EVERYONE, BUT THE HOST HAD AN EARLY PICK UP, SO I’LL TAKE OVER.` NOW, YOU TWO ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. OH LILIAN PLEASE BRING IN THE FOOD.

E: I’M IN HEAVEN.

TJ: YOU MUST BE THAT CRAZY OVER FOOD. I’M NOT EVEN THAT CRAZY. BUT HEY THAT FODD IS MINE

BOTH : (RUNNING TO THE TABLE)

VID: WAIT I DIDN’T EXPLAIN THE RULES YET.

E: WE ALREADY KNOW THEM (GOBBLING FOOD)

VID: I GUESS THEY DO. WELL LET THEM HANDLE THEIR BUSINESS.

E: (GRABS A WAFFLE BOX)

TJ: TRYING TO SNATCH THE BOX FROM ECWARD)

E: LEGGO MY EGGO.

TJ: (THROWS A PIE IN EDWARDS FACE) (PUTS TWO WAFFLES IN THE TOASTER AND CONTINUES EATING OTHER FOOD.

TJ: DROP THAT CRACKER IT’S MINE.

E: (GRABS A FROSTED HONEY BUN AND RUNS AROUND THE TABLE WITH IT)

TJ: (CHASING HIM)

E: (RUNNING AS FAST AS HE CAN BUT TODD IS ONLY WALKING AND CATCHES UP WITH HIM)

TJ: (BITES EDWARD)

E: AAH!!!

(CHAOS BEGINS AND IT BECOMES A MESS)

VID: STOP STOP

BOTH: (TIRED ON THE FLOOR)

TJ: REMIND ME NEVER TO FIGHT OVER FOOD AGAIN.

VID: OKAY, NOW WHAT WE DO NOW IS WEIGH THE BOTH OF YOU ON THE SCALE OVER HERE

AND WHOEVER WEIGHS THE MOST IS THE WINNER. OKAY TODD, GET ON.

TJ: GETS ON. (210) WOAH THAT’S A LOT. I GAINED ALL THAT WEIGHT?

VID: OKAY EDWARD GET ON

E: (GETS ON) 350. (SCALE BREAKS)

AUD: (LAUGHING)

TJ: (CRACKING UP) WAIT THAT MEANS HE WON.

(BELL RINGING)

E: YES!!!

TJ: WELL, I DON’T REALLY CARE.

VID: THAT’S RIGHT, EDWARD YOU ARE THE WINNER YOU ARE GOING TO MIAMI ISLAND.

(CREDITS COME UP ON THE SHOW)

(LATER)

B: WELL, I’M ALL PACKED, YALL SOME SLOW POKES.

TJ: NO THAT’S JUST BECAUSE YOU PACK YOUR STUFF ALL SLOPPY. AND I’M DONE.

J2: AREN’T WE LEAVING TOMORROW?

J: YEAH.

E: WELL, I’M GOING TO BED FOR MY VICTORY SLEEP.

TJ: DON’T GET TOO FLAMBUOYANT WITH THAT. SO WHAT, YOU CAN BEAT ME IN AN EATING CONTEST. THAT PROOVES THAT YOU’RE THE FATTEST

E: I DIDN’T SAY I WAS INVITING ANY OF YOU

ALL: UH UHN WE’RE NOT HAVING THIS. (ATTACKS HIM AND TAKES THE PLANE TICKETS)

J: NOW LOOK WHO HAS THE TICKETS

E: OKAY, I’M SORRY, I WAS ONLY PLAYING.

B: FINE BUT WE’LL HOLD ON TO THESE. WE DON’T WANT YOU TRYING ANYTHING STUPID.

E: (EYEBALLING THEM)

J: I’M TIRED OF MOVING EVERYWHERE.

TJ: HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME.

(LATER THAT NIGHT)

(VERGAL IS SNEAKING IN AND WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN. HE’S LOOKING IN THE DRAWERS. GRABS A KNIFE AND RAISES IT UP AND SWINGS IT DOWN ON A SLICE OF CAKE AND IT WAS ONLY EDWARD)

E: NOTHING LIKE A MIDNIGHT SNACK (LIGHT COMES ON)

J: HEY EDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED THIS LATE?

E: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

J: I HEARD NOISES DOWN HERE.

E: OH, SORRY, I WAS HUNGRY

(SOMETHING CRASHES)

J: WHAT WAS THAT?

E: WAS ANYONE ELSE DOWN HERE WITH YOU?

J: NO.

(CRASHING CONTINUES)

J: (CUTS ALL THE LIGHTS ON)

E: (FOLLOWS JABARI)

(TEN SECONDS LATER) (THE LIGHT IS BLINKING ON AND OFF AND EDWARD GOES BACK INTO THE KITCHEN. HIS CAKE IS GONE AND THE KNIFE IS STICKING UP THROUGH THE COUNTER)

E: AAAAAHHH!!! (FAINTS)

(LATER)

J: (LOOKING AT EDWARD) DANG, HE’S UNCONSCIOUS.

TJ: WHAT HAPPENED AGAIN?

J: I HEARD A NOISE SO I CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO CHECK IT OUT. I SAW EDWARD GETTING SOME CAKE AND THEN WE HEARD A CRASH. WE STARTED LOOKIN AROUND AND THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OFF AND THEY CAME BACK ON AND EDWARD’S CAKE WAS GONE.

TM: HEY COME LOOK AT THIS.

(WORDS APPEAR ON THE KNIFE SAYING BEWARE YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE.)

B: DON’T TELL ME THAT VERGAL’S BACK.

TM: I THINK HE IS.

C: (COMING DOWNSTAIRS) WHAT’S GOING ON?

J: I THINK VERGAL HAS MADE ANOTHER RETURN.

E: (WAKING UP) WHAT HAPPENED?

J2: LETS GET READY TO LEAVE. FORGET VERGAL.

E: VERGAL? YOU MEAN HE’S BACK?

B: YEAH.

TM: WE HAVE TO WATCH OUR BACKS OR WE’LL END UP GETTING MURDERED.

(LATER AT THE AIRPORT)

C: I’M TIRED OF THESE AIRPLANES.

TJ: DON’T WORRY. JUST PREVENT LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW.

(ON THE PLANE)

E: I’M GLAD THIS PLANE ISN’T DESERTED LIKE THE LAST ONE.

J: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT VERGAL?

J2: (READING A MUSTERY BOOK) DON’T WORRY, I’VE GOT AN IDEA.

(ON A BOAT)

E: I’M GONNA BE SICK. (REGURGITATES OVER INTO THE OCEAN)

B :LOOK THERE’S THE ISLAND AHEAD.

BOAT DRIVER: WERE ALMOST THERE YOUNGSTERS

J: I’LL UNPACK

(ON THE ISLAND)

BOAT DRIVER: HAVE A GOOD TIME.

J2: OKAY, WHERE’S EVERYONE?

J: THIS PLACE LOOKS ABANDONED.

J2: IS THIS MIAMI ISLAND?

TJ: NO. LOOK. (THEY SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS IOWA ISLAND)

C: HEY DRIVER GET BACK HERE.

BOAT DRIVER: ZOOMS OFF.

E: OH WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE TO RESORT HERE.

J2: WE NEED TO LOOK FOR SOMEONE FIRST.

J: FINE WE’LL SPLIT UP. IT’LL MAKE IT EASIER TO FIND SOMEONE. I’LL GO WITH BOBBY AND TODD.

J2: WAIT IT’S AN ODD NUMBER OF PEOPLE.

J: FINE TERRANCE YOU COME WITH US.

J2: FINE I’LL GO WITH EDWARD AND CHRIS.

J2: OKAY, WE’LL MEET BACK HERE IN 30 MINUTES.

(LATER)

TM, TJ, J, B: (IN THE WOODS)

B: I FELL LOST.

TJ: LOOK AT THE RIVER

J: LETS KEEP MOVING.

TM: I’M TIRED (SITS ON A ROCK)

TJ: WE ARE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE IF WE ALL STICK TOGETHER. TODD, YOU GO WITH THIS IDLE TERRANCE.

B: REMEMBER MEET US WHERE WE ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO MEET. IN 15 MINUTES.

B, J: (DEEPER IN THE WOODS)

J: I’M HUNGRY. DO WE HAVE ANYTHING?

E: WE WOULD HAVE IF EDWARD WOULDN’T HAVE HAD THE LAST SANDWICH.

(LATER)

TJ: WE CAN FIND ANYONE HERE. THIS IS THE WRONG ISLAND. WE NEED GO BACK HOME.

TM: I’M PRETTY SURE WE’RE NOT THE ONLY PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND.

TM: HEY OVER HERE.

(SEES A LOT OF TENTS SET UP AND BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE)

TJ: UGH. MY GOOD NESS. LORD HAVE MERCY. WHAT HAPPENED? WE GOTTA TELL THE OTHERS ABOUT THIS.

TM: RIGHT.

(LATER)

C: HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO TRAVEL. I’M IN AGONY.

E: WAIT, I CAN HEAR A RADIO SOMEWHERE. IF I HAD A COMPASS, THIS WOULD BE EASIER.

C: LETS TRY TO FIND IT. I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC TOO. THEY MIGHT HAVE SOME FOOD.

(BACK WITH TODD AND TERRANCE)

TJ: COME ON. HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU SHOULDN’T BE THAT LAZY.

TM: WHERE ARE WE?

TJ: (SQUINTING AT AN AREA HE CAN SEE) WAIT IS THAT A FOOD STOP.

TM: LETS GO OVER THERE. I’M STARVING.

TJ: AW!!! OH THAT’S GREAT, IT’S ABANDONED.

(BACK WITH BOBBY AND JABARI RUNNING)

J: AAAAHHHH!!!

B: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

J: THAT WAY.

B: NO. HERE!

(THEY EACH GO SEPARATE WAYS

C: UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHVVRRRRR!!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE.

E: WAIT, THERE’S A SHED OVER THERE.

C: WAIT, WHERE DID JIBRIL GO?

J2: WHERE AM I? (BOBBY RUNS INTO HIM) AAAAHH!!! (HOLDING HIS HEART) YOU SCARED ME.

AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH JABARI?

B: HE MUST’VE WENT THE OTHER WAY.

J2: WHAT’S GOING ON?

B: I THINK SOMEONE IS ON THIS ISLAND. IT’S GOT ME SCARED ‘TIL DEATH.

J2: I THINK HE’S HAD ENOUGH OF BOTHERING US. HE SHOULDN’T BE ON THIS ISLAND.

WE NEED TO FIND EVERYONE ELSE.

(TODD AND TERRANCE ARE RUNNING AND THEY FIND EDWARD AND CHRIS)

C: HEY, WHERE HAVE Y’ALL BEEN?

TJ: LOOKING FOR SOME PEOPLE.

C: WHERE’S BOBBY AND JABARI?

TM: WE SPLIT UP WITH THEM. AND WHERE’S JIBRIL?

B: THERE THEY ARE.

TM: BOBBY, WHERE’S JABARI?

B: I DON’T KNOW. WE WENT SEPARATE WAYS AND I RAN INTO JIBRIL.

J2: AND WHY DID YOU TWO LEAVE ME?

B: I THINK VERGAL IS ON THIS ISLAND.

(JABARI SCREAMS)

B: THAT’S JABARI’S VOICE

J2: WE NEED TO GO FIND HIM.

TJ: THIS TIME WE BETTER STICK TOGETHER.

(BACK WITH JABARI)

J: (OUT OF BREATH) OH NO (HEARS BUSHES MOVING) WHO’S THERE?

VH: WELL, LONG TIME NO SEE

J: COME OUT. WHERE ARE YOU?

VH: RIGHT HERE (SWINGS A MACHETE AT JABARI) (VERGAL MISSES AND JABARI RUNS AWAY) (VERGAL CHASES HIM)

J: HELP!!!

E: I HEAR HIM, HE’S GETTING CLOSER.

J: (BUMPS INTO THEM) RUN!!! VERGAL IS COMING!!!

ALL: (ARRIVING AT THE MEETING AREA)

E: NOW, WE’RE OUT THE WOODS, WE NEED TO TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH.

C: LOOK IT’S A HUGE SHED OVER THERE.

(THEY RUN TO THE SHED)

J: GET IN. EVERYONE GET DOWN

TJ: (SPYING ON VERGAL AS HE IS SEARCHING FOR THEM BUT HE HAS NO CLUE WHERE THEY ARE)

VH: (NOTICES THE SHED AND HE WALKS OVER TO IT

TJ: AW CRAP!!! HE’S COMING. I THINK HE SAW US.

VH: (PULLS THE SHED FROM OVER THEM AND PULLS JABARI AND CHOKES HIM) (JABARI FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND HITS VERGAL IN THE HEAD WITH AN ALARM CLOCK) (THE ALARM GOES OFF ON THE CLOCK AND JABARI TURNS THE ALARM OFF AND HITS VERGAL WITH IT 3 MORE TIMES.)

VH: OUCH. YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT ONE.

TJ: NO, I’LL PAY FOR THAT (THROWING PENNIES AT VERGAL)

VH: (VERGAL DUCKS AND HITS TODD IN THE FACE WITH A STICK AND TODD IS KNOCKED OUT)

E: VERGAL LEAVE US ALONE.

VH: SHUT UP!!!NO ONE HAS TO LISTEN TO YOU.

C: YOU REALLY DO NEED TO LEAVE US ALONE. MAD ALL OVER THAT ONE PHONE CONVERSATION.

VH: YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT MY SON WON’T.

VH2: (JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STABS CHRIS IN THE BACK THROUGH THE TENT

C: (DIES)

B, J2, TM: (SCREAMING LIKE GIRLS)

B: (HIDING IN A SLEEPING BAG)

VH2: (KICKS BOBBY)

B: OW.

TJ: (LOOKING THROUGH THE LUGGAGE) COME ON WHERE’S THAT GUN?

D: LOOKING FOR THIS?

TJ: NO, NOT YOU. GIVE ME THAT GUN!!!

D: NO!!! AND MEET MY SON.

TJ: I’M NOT HAVING THIS!!! (TRIES TO RUN OUT THE DOOR BUT VERGAL SHUTS THE DOOR AS TODD RUNS INTO IT)

ALL: OOOHH!!!

TM: THAT HAS GOTTA HURT.

TJ: (ON THE FLOOR RUBBING HIS HEAD) YEAH THAT WAS A GREAT FALL.

J: HA HA HUMPTY DUMPTY.

ALL: (LAUGHING)

TJ: THAT WASN’T EVEN FUNNY.

J: OH, I FORGOT WE DON’T WANT YOU SITTING ON THE WALL. WE MIGHT LOSE THE SIDE OF THE SHED.

TJ: CHIPPAAYYY!!! YOU WANNA ROAST? I’LL BLOW YOU OUT.

J: YEAH, BLOW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

ALL: CORNY.

J: ALRIGHT IT’S SERIOUS!!! YOU SO FAT WE DRAW THE 7 CONTINENTS ON YOUR STOMACH.

TJ: YOU SO SKINNY WE CAN USE YOUR ARM AS LONGITUDE AND LATITUDE LINES

ALL: (LAUGHING)

J: YOU CAN’T TALK. YOU GOT MORE ROLLS THAN A BAKERY.

ALL: (LAUGHING)

TJ: YOU CAN’T TALK. YOU THOUGHT PAPER TOWEL WAS BABY COVERS.

J: YOU THOUGHT CONTOUR LINES WAS A 30 CENT HONEY BUN.

ALL: (LAUGHING)

TJ: ALRIGHT HE GOT ME BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR INSULTS

VH: YEAH I GOT YOU TOO!!! (HITS TODD OVER THE HEAD WITH A BAT)

J2: HEY WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THERE (POINTS TO A HOLE IN THE WALL)

(EVERYONE CLIMBS THROUGH THE HOLE BUT EDWARD GETS STUCK)

E: I’M STUCK.

J: TAKE MY HAND

VH: (GRABS EDWARD)

J: NOOO!!!

J2: COME ON HE’S DEAD. WE HAVE TO GET AWAY.

(THEY RUN OUTSIDE)

TJ: (WAKING UP) WHERE’D THEY GO (SEES THEM OUTSIDE AND GETS UP AND LOOKS FOR SOMEWHERE TO ESCAPE) (GOES THROUGH THE HOLE) I’M SURPRISED I COULD SQUEEZE THROUGH THERE (MEETS THEM)

J: THERE’S TODD.

TJ: WHERE ARE GONNA GO?

J2: I DON’T KNOW. LETS LEAVE THIS PLACE.

TM: AND WHERE WE GOING TO GO?

J: I DON’T KNOW. WE CAN ORDER A BUS

J2: HOW ARE WE GONNA ORDER A BUS? CAN’T WE JUST STAND AT A BUS STOP?

TJ: THERE’S NONE AROUND. WE CAN JUST WALK ACROSS THAT BRIDGE WAY OVER THERE.

J2: THAT’S ALONG WAY.

J: THAT’S ALL WE CAN DO. WE BETTER START WALKING NOW.

VH2: (JUMPS FROM A TREE AND LANDS ON JABARI)

J: (FALLS) (GETS BACK UP AND STARTS SWINGING IN VH2’S FACE)

VH2: (BLOCKING)

C: (POPS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD)

TJ: (PUSHES HIM DOWN IN THE DIRT) (THEY ALL RUN) (JABARI TRIPS AND VH2 CUTS HIS LEG)

J: OW.

B: (A ROPE HANGING FROM A TREE PULLS HIM UP)

TJ: (BREATHING HARD)

(EVERYONE STILL RUNNING AS JABARI AND BOBBY ARE LEFT BEHIND)

B: (CUTS HIMSELF FREE FROM THE ROPE) (GOES OVER TOWARD JABARI)

J: BOBBY, WE GOTTA CATCH UP WITH THEM.

VH: (CHASING AFTER THEM)

B: HE’S GETTING CLOSER. LETS RUN

BOTH: (RUNNING)

(LATER)

J2: OKAY, THIS MAP SAYS WERE AT IOWA ISLAND GRAVEYARD

TJ: THIS PLACE IS USELESS. LETS KEEP RUNNING TO THAT BRIDGE

J2: YEAH. (THEY CONTINUE RUNNING)

TM: WAIT, I HAVE A COMPASS WE CAN USE. JUST IN CASE WE GET LOST. (PULLS IT OUT)

J2: OKAY WE’LL USE THAT.

J: IT’S TELLING US TO GO STRAIGHT AHEAD.

TJ: LETS KEEP GOING THEN.

(LATER AT NIGHT) (ARRIVING AT THE BRIDGE)

ALL: (PANTING)

J2: FINALLY WE’RE HERE.

TJ: LOOK IT’S A BUS STORAGE OVER THERE.

J2: WHAT IS IT DOING ON A BRIDGE?

TJ: WHO CARES? WE NEED TO GO.

(A BUS WITH VERY BRIGHT LIGHTS APPEAR HEADED THEIR WAY)

J: WE’RE IN LUCK

TJ: (LOOKING AT THE LIGHTS BLOCKING SOME OF THE BRIGHTNESS)

(THEY RUN TO THE BUS)

(AS THE BUS GETS CLOSER THEY JUMP IN FRONT OF IT)

(BUS STOPS)

BUS DRIVER: WHAT CAN I HELP YOU ALL WITH?

J2: WE NEED A RIDE BACK INTO TOWN.

BUS DRIVER: SORRY, THIS IS GOING TO THE STORAGE OVER THERE.

J2: COME ON, YOU GOTTA HELP US. WE’RE JUST A GROUP OF PRECIOUS KIDS.

BUS DRIVER: LOOK LIKE TEENAGERS TO ME. (DRIVING OFF)

TJ: AW. YOU KNOW WHAT? WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO THAT BUS.

J2: LIKE WHAT?

TJ: I DON’T KNOW. WE CAN VANDALIZE IT.

J2: I’M IN. BUT LOOK HOW FAR WE GOTTA WALK.

TJ: LETS CATCH UP WITH THAT BUS.

J2: LOOK IT’S SOME BIKES OVER THERE (THEY GO TO THEM)

J2: HA HA. YOU GOT TRAINING WHEELS.

TJ: WHO CARES ABOUT TRAINING WHEELS? I WANT MY REVENGE (ARRIVING AT THE BUS STORAGE)

J2: WAIT, WE CAN ORDER THAT BOAT AGAIN THAT BROUGHT US HERE.

TJ: WITH MY ANYTIME MINUTES? NO WAY. I’VE GOT A HALF AN HOUR BEFORE I START ROAMING.

(COMING THROUGH THE GATE)

TM: (WHIPERING) OKAY, THERE’S HIS BUS. HE JUST TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF.

TJ: JIBRIL, WHERE’S THE BLEACH?

TM: WHERE WE GET SOME BLEACH FROM?

TJ: WE NEEDED BLEACH TO WASH OUR CLOTHES. JUST THE WHITE CLOTHES I MEAN, BUT YEAH, GIMME IT.

J2: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?

TJ: POUR IT ON THE BUS SEATS.

J2: AREN’T THOSE SEATS LEATHER?

TJ: NO, THEIR COTTON MADE. OKAY, NO FOOLING AROUND. LETS HEAD TO THE BUS.

(THEY GET ON THE BUS)

TJ: OKAY JIBRIL, I WANT YOU TO CUT UP THE BUS DRIVER SEAT ONLY WITH THIS POCKET KNIFE. TERRANCE, YOU POUR THIS SYRUP ALL OVER THE BATHROOM, AND I’LL POUR THIS BLEACH ON THE SEATS. LETS DO THIS

(THEY ENJOY DOING THE SCHEME AND THEY LAUGH AS THEY DO IT)

(THE BUS DOORS SHUT BY THEMSELVES)

TM: (COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM) AW, THE DOORS JUST SHUT.

J2: THAT’S ODD. WELL LETS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS.

(THE DOORS ARE LOCKED)

TJ: NOW WHAT? I’M NOT STAYING ON THIS BUS TO SMELL CLOROX ALL NIGHT.

TM: LETS TRY THE EMERGENCY EXIT.

(THEY ESCAPE OUT OF THE EMERGENCY EXIT) (THEY RUN AND GET ON THEIR BIKES)

BUS DRIVER: HEY, WHO’S THERE?

J2: NO ONE.

TJ: MAN BE QUIET.

(THE GATE BEGINS TO CLOSE)

J2: OH NO!!! THE GATE (THE GATE CLOSES BEFORE THEY MAKE IT.

TJ: OVER THERE, LETS GO.

J2: MY CHAIN IS LOOSE.

TJ: DROP THE BIKES, LETS RUN.

(THEY RUN OUT OF ANOTHER OPENING OF THE GATE)

(THEY RUN INTO A DEAD END)

TJ: DEAD END!!!

TM: LOOK, WE CAN CLIMB UP THERE

J2: THAT’S TOO HIGH UP.

(A ROCK FALLS ON JIBRIL)

TJ: JIBRIL, LOOK OUT.

J2: (KNOCKED OUT)

TJ: OH SHOOT

(A ROCK FALLS ON TODD)

TM: AAAAAAHHHH!!!( A ROCK FALLS ON TERRANCE)

J2: (WAKING UP WITH A LIGHT SHINING ON HIS FACE) (LIGHT COVERING HIS FACE)

TJ: (WAKING UP COVERING HIS FACE)

TM: (WAKING UP)

E: SO, HOW DID THAT ROCK FEEL?

J2: HUH?

TJ: EDWARD, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

E: I’M RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THREE OF YOU BEING HERE.

TJ: HOLD ON. YOU RENEGADE. HOW COULD YOU. I KNOW YOU DIDN’T BETRAY US.

E: I HAD TO.

TM: HOLD ON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAD TO?

E: VERGAL HAD A KNIFE AT MY THROAT AND IF HE FINDS OUT THAT I’M TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF, HE’LL HUNT ME DOWN.

J2: YOU SOLD US OUT!!!

E: I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO. I’LL BE BACK. DON’T TRY ANYTHING STUPID (WALKS AWAY)

TJ: OKAY WHAT’S THE PLAN?

J2: I DON’T KNOW, LET’S MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

TJ: BUT I’M TIGHTLY BOLTED ON THIS METAL BED

J2: DO WHAT I DO. JUST BITE THE ROPES.

TJ: THAT’S ALL WE CAN DO.

TM: (TRYING TO EAT THE ROPES)

J2: DANG, TERRANCE ARE YOU HUNGRY?

TM: YES, I’VE BEEN STARVING FOR DAYS.

ALL: (BITING THE ROPES AND THEY COME APART)

J2: LETS GO. (THEY RUN TO A DOOR WAY BUT THERE ARE RED LASER LINES EVERYWHERE)

J2: NOW WHAT?

TJ: LETS RUN THROUGH THEM (THEY RUN THROUGH THEM) (ALARM GOES OFF)

E: HEY!!! (RUNNING OUT WITH CAKE) DANG IT!!! (SLAMS HIS CAKE ON THE FLOOR WITH AN ATTITUDE)

ALL: (RUNNING) (THEY RUN OUT OF BREATH AND WALK)

E: (RUNNING AS FAST AS HE CAN BUT CAN’T CATCH UP WITH THEM.

J2: (POINTING BACK LAUGHING) HA HA HE CAN’T RUN.

VH, VH2: (COMING TOWARD THEM)

ALL: AAAAAHHH!!! (RUNNING THE OTHER WAY AND KNOCKS DOWN EDWARD)

VH: GET UP AND RUN!!!

E: I’M TIRED

VH2: GET UP

E: UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHVVVRRRRR (GETS UP AND RUNS)

B: WHERE ARE WE?

J: I DON’T KNOW

(LIGHTNING RUMBLES)

B: AAAHHH!!!

J: LETS RUN

(RUNNING) (RUNS INTO TERRANCE, TODD, AND JIBRIL)

TJ: GO BACK THE OTHER WAY.

B: (TRIPS) (EVERYONE LEAVES HIM BEHIND)

VH: TIME TO DIE. (STABS HIM)

J: AW CRAP. THEY GOT BOBBY.

(THEY GO BACK TO THE SHED)

J: BACK AT THIS PLACE?

VH: YOU’RE TRAPPED NOW.

E: (ARRIVING LAST)

VH2: (GRABS JABARI FROM BEHIND IN A CHOKEHOLD TRYING TO SLIT HIS THROAT)

J: (COUGHING) (LOW BLOWS VH2) (TAKES HIS KNIFE)

E: BONGALIAAAAHHHH!!! (RUNNING AT JABARI WITH A KNIFE)

J: (JUMPS OUT THE WAY AND EDWARD HIT’S THE WALL AND BREAKS THROUGH IT AND HIT’S THE GROUND TO CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE)

TJ: AAH! HOLD ON TO SOMETHING

VH: (OVER BY THE PHONE)

TJ: ( A LIGHTBULB POPS OVER HIS HEAD) I’VE GOT AN IDEA.

J: (SMASHES LIGHTBULB ON TODD’S HEAD) CUT IT OUT NOW’S NOT THE TIME.

TJ: I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

J: NEVERMIND.

E: (RUNNING TO JABARI)

TJ: GIVE ME THE KNIFE.

J: ME?

TJ: YES.

J: (TURNS AROUND AND SEES EDWARD COMING AND JABARI QUICKLY STABS HIM)

J: TAKE IT. WHY DO YOU NEED IT.

TJ: (HOLDS UP HIS INDEX FINGER IN SIGN LANGUAGE SAYING HOLD ON AND THEN HE STABS HIMSELF)

J: TODD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TJ: I HAVE TO DO THIS.

J: WHY?

TJ: I’M THE REASON, VERGAL HAS GIVEN ALL THIS TROUBLE. REMEMBER I MADE THAT PRANK PHONE CALL. WELL, IF I’M DEAD. HE’LL NEVER TROUBLE YOU ALL EVER AGAIN. (STARTING TO FADE)

J: THAT’S NONSENSE.

TJ: LOOK MAN, I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE. EITHER HE KEEPS TROUBLING US OR I DIE.

J: THANKS MAN. (GIVES HIM A SWEET HANDSHAKE)

TJ: NOW, THE REST OF YOU GET OUT OF HERE.

VH2: (STABS JIBRIL)

J2: AAAHHH!!!

J: (LOOKING FOR A KNIFE.)

J2: (STRUGGLING TO GET UP)

VH2: WHAT? HE’S STILL BREATHING?

J: (FINDS A MACHETE IN THE CORNER) (WHEN HE PICKS IT UP, VERGAL STABS HIM IN THE BACK) AAAAHHH (QUICKLY TURNS AROUND SLICES OFF VERGAL’S LEGS)

VH2: (GETTING READY TO STAB JIBRIL WHEN HE’S LAYING ON THE FLOOR)

TJ: NO!!! (IN SLOW MOTION) (THROWS THE KNIFE LIKE A DART AND IT STABS VH2 IN THE BACK OF THE NECK)

VH2: (DIES)

J2: HUH? HUH? (FEELS HIS FACE) I’M STILL ALIVE. TODD?

TJ: (LAYING DEAD)

J2: JABARI.

J: I’M OKAY. AW MAN, WE’RE THE ONLY TWO LEFT.

J2: YOU KNOW WHAT? LETS GO BACK HOME.

(NEXT DAY)

(ARRIVING AT THE JUNKYARD)

J: WELL, HERE WE ARE. LETS THROW THIS BODY SOMEWHERE. (JIBRIL SWINGS THE BAG AND IT FLIES INTO THE AIR AND LANDS IN A DUMPSTER TRUCK)

(DRIVING OFF)

(VERGAL’S HAND IS REACHING OUT OF THE DUMPSTER TRUCK)

(SCREEN GOES BLACK) (EVIL LAUGHTER)

(THE END)