IT'S THE FINAL STORY OF THE MONEY CHASE JOURNEY. IT'S JOHN AND JEFFREY
FOR THE LAST TIME FACING OFF FOR 250,000,000,000,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF DIAMONDS. AS EAMON, CLARANCE, AND FRISQO HELP JOHN OUT
ON THE JOURNEY WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
(PHONE IS RINGING)
DE: WHOEVER IT IS, I'M NOT HERE.
JHN: (PICKS UP THE PHONE) HELLO.
MAN: UH YES IS MRS. CREEK AVAILABLE?
JHN: SHE'S NOT IN RIGHT NOW, COULD I TAKE A MESSAGE?
MAN: SURE, I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT. COULD YOU TELL HER TO CALL AMERICREDIT?
JHN: SURE.
MAN: OKAY, THANK YOU (HANGS UP)
JHN: IT WAS THOSE BUSINESS PEOPLE AGAIN.
DE: I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THEM CALLING HERE.
JHN: MAYBE WE CAN START LEAVING THE PHONE OFF OF THE HOOK.
DE: NAH, EVENTUALLY I'LL RETURN A CALL TO THEM.
JHN: OH.
(ON THE TELEVISION THE NEWS MAN IS SPEAKING)
NM: ATTENTION TO EVERYONE AT HOME WATCHING, A WOMAN WAS INJURED
FROM A CAR ACCIDENT EARLIER TODAY. IT WAS A 4 CAR ACCIDENT. THERE WAS A MAZDA RX-7,PONTIAC SUN FIRE,A VAN,AND A PORSCHE CARRERA
GT. IN THE PORSCHE CARRERA WAS 4 PEOPLE. 3 MEN AND ONE WOMAN. UNFORTUNATELY THE WOMAN WAS INJURED AND IS NOW RECEIVING MEDICAL
TREATMENT IN TRENTON HOSPITAL. WE NOW TAKE YOU TO THE 3 MEN IN THE VEHICLE.
E: WE WERE JUST COMING OFF THE FREEWAY.
JHN: (DROPS HIS MUG AND IT BREAKS AND HIS MOUTH IS STUCK OPEN)
DE: WHAT DID YOU JUST DROP.
JHN: OOPS. LOOK
DE: ISN'T THAT...EAMON
JHN: YEAH.
E: SOME BLACK VAN HIT US AND WE SLID INTO ONE CAR AND THAT CAR GOT
PUSHED INTO ANOTHER CAR. I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD GET INJURED. NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE INSURANCE. I'M...I'M PISSED.
WE WASTED HALF OF THE DAY BECAUSE OF THIS ACCIDENT
MAN: WHAT WAS THE LADY'S NAME THAT GOT INJURED.
E: TRACY CREEK.
JHN: MY MOTHER? (CALLING EAMON)
E: HELLO.
JHN: HELLO.
E: HEY JOHN.
JHN: MAN WHAT HAPPENED?
E: YOU SAW THE NEWS? MAN I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL BUT THE LINE'S
BEEN BUSY.
JHN: OH, MY FAULT. I WAS ON THE INTERNET. IS MY MOTHER OKAY.
E: YEAH BUT SHE HURT HER LEG IN THE ACCIDENT.
JHN: DAMN. WHERE ARE YOU?
E: AT THE HOSPITAL.
JHN: I'M ON MY WAY UP THERE.
E:ALRIGHT (HANGS UP)
JHN: MY MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL.
DE: IS SHE OKAY?
JHN: YEAH. BUT I'M GOING TO VISIT OVER THERE. I'LL BE BACK. (KISSES
HER) (LEAVES OUT THE DOOR) (GETS IN THE CAR DRIVING)
NR: WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYONE? YEAH I'M BACK LIVING IN GRAND CARSON
ALL OVER AGAIN. TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN YEARS OLD, LOST MY JOB, GOT ROBBED AND I GOT A DIVORCE. NAH, NONE OF THAT SHIT HAPPENED
BUT I DO LIVE IN GRAND CARSON, AND I GOT PROMOTED TO BEING A MANAGER OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. HMM, WHAT'S SOME OTHER STUFF
THAT HAPPENED? WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT. WELL, JEFFREY'S GAY ASS IS BACK FOR MORE. WANNA WITNESS THIS STORY.JUST SIT THERE
AND WATCH. BECAUSE I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. THIS IS WHEN JEFFREY GETS PUT AWAY FOR GOOD.
JHN: (STUCK AT A RED LIGHT) THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GO HOME. SHIT I
DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. (TRAFFIC STARTS MOVING) FINALLY. (STOPPING AT THE HOSPITAL)
JHN: I'M HERE TO SEE TRACY CREEK
LADY: OKAY, I'LL CHECK IN THE COMPUTER (SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMPUTER)
OKAY SIR SHE'S IN ROOM 107.
JHN: THANK YOU (LEAVES) (ON THE ELEVATOR)
MAN: SO, YOU LIKE THAT MUSIC HUH?
JHN: NOT REALLY.
MAN: COME ON. GET YOUR GROOVE ON.
JHN: NO THANKS MAN.
MAN: MAN ELEVATOR MUSIC IS THE JUNK.
JHN: MAN ARE YOU CRAZY?
MAN: YEAH ABOUT THE ELEVATOR. (TRYING TO HARLEM SHAKE)
JHN: (SHAKING HIS HEAD NO) NO MAN, DON'T ...DON'T DO THAT.
MAN: STOP HATING.
JHN: MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU SHOULD'VE TOOK THE STEPS.
MAN: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.
JHN: MAN LET ME JUST GET OFF THIS ELEVATOR. STUPID ASS (GETS OFF
THE ELEVATOR) (ARRIVING AT ROOM 107)
C: HEY JOHN.
JHN: (WHISPERING) IS SHE SLEEP?
C: NAH I THINK SHE'S FAKING IT.
TC: (OPENS HER EYES) HEY JOHN.
JHN: HEY. SO IT WAS YOUR LEG THAT GOT INJURED?
TC:YEAH.
JHN: ANY STRANGE FACES IN THAT VAN?
F: ALL I SAW WAS SOMEONE'S ARM HANGING OUT THE WINDOW. ROSE TATTOO
AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.
JHN: ROSE TATTOO?
F: YEP.
JHN: JEFFREY.
C: JEFFREY?
JHN: YEAH I REMEMBER THAT HE HAD A ROSE TATTOO ON HIS ARM. AND I
GOT A FEELING HE MIGHT BE MOVING AWAY BECAUSE HE PROBABLY KNOWS THAT I KNOW ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
E: SO YOUR POSITIVE IT COULD'VE BEEN JEFFREY IN THAT VAN?
JHN: I'M NOT SURE BUT I NEED TO GO FIND OUT WHERE HE'S HEADING.
C: WOAH, JOHN YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. YOU KNOW HE MIGHT TRY SOMETHING
STUPID.
JHN: THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.
C F E: US?
JHN:YEAH. I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ALONE I KNOW I CAN GET KILLED INSTANTLY.
I MEAN IF YOU GUYS CAN'T THEN I'LL HAVE TO CALL A FEW OF MY POLICE CO WORKERS.
C: WELL, I DON'T WANNA LEAVE TRACY BEHIND.
TC: NO GUYS JUST GO AND HELP HIM. I'LL BE FINE. JEFFREY NEEDS TO
BE PUT AWAY ANYWAY BECAUSE IF THAT WAS HIM IN THAT VAN THEN HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED BEFORE HE DOES THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE.
JHN: BUT HE'S OUT FOR ONLY US.
TC: WELL IF HE IS. TAKE CARE OF HIS ASS.
E: YEAH. JOHN I CAN'T LEAVE YOU HANGING.
F: ME EITHER MAN. I MEAN HE SHOT MY FRIEND. I NEVER GOT TO AVENGE
HIS DEATH.
C: COUNT ME IN MAN (THEY ALL SHAKE HANDS)
JHN: HEY YALL I APPRECIATE THIS.
C: NO PROBLEM MAN. BUT ONE QUESTION. WHEN DO WE START?
JHN: I NEED YALL TO COME WITH ME NOW.
(MEANWHILE)
JJ2: WELL, WE DAMAGED THEIR CAR AND NOW WE NEED TO PLAN SOMEWHERE
TO GET AWAY.
MAN1: YOU KNOW FROM LOOKING IN THIS ATLAS, I FIGURE THAT WE HEAD
TO A FAR PLACE AWAY AND COLD.
JJ2: YOU KNOW I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. KEEP TALKING.
MAN1: WELL, I SEE THIS PLACE RIGHT HERE. IT'S PRETTY COLD BUT IT'LL
KEEP US SAFE.
JJ2: WHAT'S THE NAME.
MAN: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT BUT IT'S SPELLED L I A M E.
JJ2: (LEE ALM) LIAME? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. SOMEONE GET ON THE
INTERNET AND FIND US SOME PLANE TICKETS TO LIAME.
MAN2: WELL, SIR HOW ABOUT WE JUST TAKE THE TRAIN. WE CAN SNEAK ON
THERE.
JJ2: AW MAN YOU GUYS ARE GENIUS. BUT TELL ME THE PLAN OF HOW WERE
GONNA SNEAK ON THERE.
MAN2: QUITE SIMPLE. ALL WE NEED TO DO IS DRESS UP AS CONDUCTORS
AND THEY'LL LET US ON.
JJ2: MAN, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. BUT I'M GONNA THINK SMART RIGHT
ABOUT NOW. YOU SEE MY EARS ARE TINGLING AND THAT'S TELLING ME THAT JOHN KNOWS ABOUT SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES US. YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE DON'T YOU?
ALL: NO.
JJ2: OKAY LET ME SEE THAT COMPUTER (PULLS UP A PICTURE OF JEFFREY)
OKAY, DO NOT FORGET THIS FACE. IF YOU FORGET AND I'M NOT AROUND WE CAN'T CAPTURE HIM. BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO KILL HIM.
WELL ACTUALLY WE'RE TRYING TO KILL HIM. GOT IT?
ALL: GOT IT.
JJ2: NOW, LETS GO TO THE TRAIN STATION.
(MEANWHILE)
(JOHN EAMON CLARANCE AND FRISQO ARE BEING HELPED BY A LADY)
LADY: OKAY, THIS WILL TRACK DOWN THE SUSPECT OR SUSPECTS. WHICHEVER
YOU WANNA USE. DO YOU HAVE THE LICENSE PLATE OR ANYTHING?
JHN: NO.
LADY; THE NAME OF THE CAR?
JHN: NO BUT IT WAS A BLACK VAN. THE ONLY INFORMATION I HAVE IS THE
GUYS NAME.
LADY: OKAY I CAN PROBABLY TRACK HIM DOWN THAT WAY. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
JHN: JEFFREY JACKSON.
LADY: JEFFREY JACKSON? OKAY LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO (TYPING)
(A PICTURE COMES UP) IS THAT HIM?
JHN: YEAH.
LADY: OKAY (TYPING) YEAH, HE'S HEADING FOR THE TRAIN STATION BUT
THE TRAIN WILL BE LEAVING IN ABOUT....(TYPING) 25 MINUTES.
JHN: OKAY (NEXT THE CAMERA SHOWS THE CAR SPEEDING TO THE TRAIN STATION)
E: MAN WE ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES TO GET THERE
JHN: NOT ON MY TERMS (THE TRAIN TRACKS ARE AHEAD) (HE STOPS AND
HE STARTS DRIVING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS)
C: JOHN THIS IS ILLEGAL.
JHN: I'M DRIVING A COP CAR. I CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE
F: PROCEED.
(THE TRAIN IS AHEAD)
JHN: THERE'S THE TRAIN STATION
MAN1: HEY STOP DRIVING ON THE TRAIN TRACKS.
JHN: (GETS OUT OF THE CAR) I'M WITH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.
MAN1: WELL, THAT'S ILLEGAL TO EVERYONE. SO IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GO
TO ANOTHER CITY IT'S NOT HAPPENING. (EVERYONE GETS ON THE TRAIN EXCEPT JOHN EAMON CLARANCE AND FRISQO) (THE TRAIN LEAVES)
MAN1: SIR WE TOOK CARE OF HIM. HE WAS TRYING TO GET ON THE TRAIN
BUT I STOPPED HIM.
JJ2: GOOD JOB.
JHN: THEY THINK I'M ABOUT TO JUST SUCK UP LIKE THAT? I'M FOLLOWING
THAT TRAIN. (TURNS THE CAR AROUND AND FOLLOWS THE TRAIN) I NEED TO CALL DENICE.
(CALLING DENICE)
DE: HELLO.
JHN: HEY DENICE. LOOK YOU MIGHT GET UPSET WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BUT
I'M LEAVING TOWN TODAY.
DE: WHAT?
JHN: I NEED TO LEAVE TOWN.
DE: WHY?
JHN: BECAUSE OF JEFFREY. I NEED TO KILL HIM. SHIT LIKE THIS ALWAYS
HAPPEN.
DE: OH LORD. HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE GONE?
JHN: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'LL CALL THE DAY I'M ON MY WAY HOME.
DE: OKAY. THIS WAS UNEXPECTED BUT DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. ARE YOU
ALL ALONE?
JHN: NO, I BROUGHT EAMON, CLARANCE, AND FRISQO WITH ME.
DE: OKAY. MAKE IT BACK SAFE. OKAY.
JHN: OKAY. BYE (HANGS UP) WELL THAT'S DONE. LETS SPEED UP WITH THAT
TRAIN.
COND: (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW OF THE TRAIN BACK AT THE CAR) HEY
STOP THAT CAR SOMEONE.
JJ2: SO YOU GUYS SAW HIM?
MAN1: YEP. HE CAME IN A COP CAR.
JJ2: OKAY. WE'LL GET HIM.
JHN: HEY ANY ONE WANT SOME JUICE?
E: JUICE?
JHN: WELL IT'S ALL I GOT IN THE COOLER. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TRIP
SO I JUST BROUGHT A FEW SNACKS.
C: DID YOU BRING ENOUGH TO LAST US THROUGH THE TRIP?
JHN: UH OH.
F: YOU DIDN'T?
JHN: (NODDING HIS HEAD NO)
E: WELL, THAT WAS SMART.
JHN: HEY LOOK MAYBE WE CAN STOP SOMEWHERE.
F: BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
JHN: WELL, WE'LL EAT WHEN WE GET THERE. WE'LL LIVE.
C: SURE.GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE JUICES THOUGH.
JHN: (PULLS OUT SOME KOOLAID JAMMERS)
(THEY LOOK AT JOHN LIKE HE'S STUPID)
JHN: WHAT?
C: KOOLAID JAMMERS?
JHN: HEY, A DRINK IS A DRINK.
F: IN THAT CASE JUST GIVE ME A MR. SIPPIE.
JHN: COME ON JUST TAKE THE JUICE.
(THEY TAKE THE JUICES)
JHN: NOW. THERE'S SOME BOLOGNA IN THAT GLOVE COMPARTMENT AND SOME
BREAD IN THE BACK WINDOW.
(CLARANCE AND FRISQO LOOK IN THE BACK WINDOW)
C: LORD HAVE MERCY, YOU MUST'VE BEEN IN A RUSH
JHN: HEY. I PROVIDED WHAT I COULD.
E: IT'S COOL MAN.
(MEANWHILE ON THE TRAIN)
JJ2: SO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
LADY: YEAH.
JJ2: CAN I BUY YOU SOME?
LADY: DON'T THINK I'M SOME CHEAP HO. TRYING TO GET WITH ME BY BUYING
ME SOMETHING.
JJ2: WHAT? I'M JUST BEING POLITE. I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE.
LADY: SEE. YOU SAID YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING NICE.
JJ2: LADY, GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER. I DON'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
CAN I JUST BUY YOU A DRINK?
LADY: NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU CAN PAY FOR THIS DRINK RIGHT HERE
(THROWS WINE IN HIS FACE) (WALKS AWAY)
MAN1 2 3 4: (LAUGHING)
JJ2: SHUT UP. (WIPING HIS FACE) I WANT YOU ALL TO KILL HER.
MAN1 2 3 4: YES SIR. (THEY FOLLOW HER AND NEXT THEY HEAR THE SOUND
OF GUNSHOTS)
(PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN ARE SCREAMING)
(THE MEN THROW THE LADY OUT OF THE TRAIN AND SHUTS THE DOOR BACK)
JJ2: CALM DOWN, IT'S JUST MY RING TONE. MY PHONE'S VERY LOUD.
(PEOPLE CALM DOWN)
E: YOU KNOW I'M GETTING TIRED OF BEING IN THIS CAR, WE SHOULD JUST
GET ON THAT TRAIN.
JHN: I'VE GOT AN IDEA. (I GOT A ROPE BACK THERE. YOU SEE THAT HOOK
ON THE BACK OF THE TRAIN? I CAN TIE IT TO THERE AND THEN WHILE THE CAR IS BEING PULLED BY THE TRAIN WE CAN JUMP ON THE TRAIN
AND GET IN.
C: GOOD IDEA, ONLY HOW WILL WE GET ON THE TRAIN?
(NEXT THE CAMERA SHOWS THE CAR STOPPED AND JOHN IS GETTING ON TOP
OF THE CAR)
E: YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
JHN: DON'T WORRY, I CAN KEEP MY BALANCE
E: ALRIGHT (STARTS THE CAR AND DRIVES OFF)
JHN: (SLIDING OFF THE TOP OF THE CAR) OOH SHIT (GRABS ONE OF THE
WINDSHIELD WIPERS TO HOLD HIMSELF ON) (THE CAR CATCHES UP WITH THE TRAIN)
(THROWS THE ROPE ON THE TRAIN AND HE SCOOTS UP TO THE HOOK AND TIES
IT.
E: WOAH I CAN'T SEE. (MOVING HIS HEAD AROUND TO SEE WHERE HE'S GOING)
JHN: (HOLDING A THUMBS UP AT THEM) (JUMPS ON THE TRAIN) (MAKING
SOUND LANGUAGE TELLING HIM TO BUST THE WINDSHIELD OPEN)
E: WHAT...WHAT IS HE DOING?
C: I THINK HE MEANS TO BREAK THE WINDSHIELD? I'M NOT SURE.
F: JUST DO IT.
E: (GIVE ME THAT RIGHT THERE.
C: (HANDS HIM A WINDOW SCRAPER)
E: (BUSTS THE WINDOW OPEN)
JHN: (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND)
E: (GRABS HIS HAND AND JOHN PULLS HIM ON THE TRAIN)
JHN: ALRIGHT CLARANCE COME ON
C: (COMES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD AND GRABS JOHN'S HAND)
(JOHN PULLS HIM ON THE TRAIN.
C: (ALRIGHT FRISQO) (HOLDING OUT HIS HAND) (PULLS FRISQO ON THE
TRAIN)
F: ALRIGHT NOW WHAT ARE GOING TO DO?
JHN: OOH SHIT MOVE TO THE SIDE (THEY ALL MOVE TO THE SIDE AFTER
JOHN SAW A MAN COMING THAT WAY)
(THE MAN TURNS AROUND) (THEY ALL RUN IN AND SIT DOWN) ( A DECK OF
CARDS IS SITTING ON THE TABLE AND THEY START PLAYING)
MAN1: HEY, YOU ALL WEREN'T JUST SITTING RIGHT THERE.
JHN: YES WE WERE. WE WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK.
MAN1: AND YOU (POINTING AT JOHN) YOU NEED TO GET THE HEEL OFF OF
THIS TRAIN)
JHN: WHY?
MAN1: YOU'RE JOHN CREEK AND WE DON'T WANT YOU ON HERE.
JHN: WELL, YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT. TRY ME. I'M A MOTHERFUCKING
COP. I CAN ARREST YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO.
MAN1: ARREST ME IF YOU WANT TO.
JHN: (GETS UP)
MAN1: (WALKING AWAY)
JHN: YEAH YOU BETTER HAVE.
MAN1: DON'T BE SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF.
JJ2: (COMES BACK THERE WITH THEM)
JHN: (STANDS UP) YEP IT'S ME. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. I'LL WHIP YOUR
ASS RIGHT HERE ON THIS TRAIN.
JJ2: TRY ME JOHN. COME BLOW MY JUNK IN. I DARE YOU.
JHN: OH YOU WANT SOME? I'LL SWITCH YOUR AGE NUMBERS BACKWARDS.
JJ2: COME DO IT.
JHN: (WALKS OVER TO JEFFREY) (PUSHES HIM)
(EAMON IS HOLDING JOHN BACK AND MAN 1 IS HOLDING JEFFREY BACK)
JJ2 JHN: (TALKING JUNK TO EACH OTHER)
JJ2:I'M NOT SCARED I'M RIGHT HERE. JOHN, YOU GOT IT COMING.
JHN: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR ASS DEALT WITH. THIS TIME
I'M KILLING. I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
JJ2: WELL YOU BETTER TRY HARD BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY TO GET SOME
DIAMONDS. (LAUGHING)
JHN: THE HELL YOU'RE NOT. I'M STOPPING YOU FROM DOING THAT. YOU
DON'T DESERVE SHIT.
JJ2: NEITHER DO YOU. I'M TWICE AS BETTER THAN YOU.
JHN: PPSSHHH THE HELL WITH THAT.
JJ2: THEN TELL ME WHY I'VE BEEN FEUDING ABOUT MONEY FOR MORE THAN
20 YEARS AND I SHOULD'VE DIED THE FIRST YEAR THIS SHIT CAME UP.
JHN: TELL ME WHY I'M THE COP HERE?
JJ2: BECAUSE THEY NEEDED SOME NERDS LIKE YOU.
JHN: YEAH YOU GOT A LOT OF MOUTH. I WANNA SEE YOU SAY SOME SHIT
LIKE THAT TO MY FACE.
JJ2: I WILL.
JHN: DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU ALONE. YEP (LAUGHING) I'M SHOOTING YOU.
JJ2: NOW YOU HEARD THIS BITCH JUST THREATEN ME.
MAN1: LET IT GO BOSS.
JHN: OH AND I SEE YOU HAVE HIS LIPS ATTACHED TO YOUR ASS HUH?
MAN1: BITCH.
JJ2: HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MINE.
JHN: I'M NOT GAY.
JJ2: NO, YOU NEED TO WORK FOR ME. YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.
JHN: MY CHOICE IS TO KILL YOU. I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND THIS TIME.
BITCH KARMA COMES BACK AROUND. YOU KILLED MY FATHER SO I'M GONNA
KILL YOU. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU'LL BE GOING TO HELL AND MY FATHER'S IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.
JJ2: YOU SOUND SO GAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
JHN: YOU'LL BE LOOKING GAY AFTER I TAKE CARE OF YOU.
JJ2: UGH YOU STILL SOUND GAY.
JHN: THIS AINT THE TIME TO BE THINKING NEGATIVE. GET THIS BITCH
OUT OF MY SIGHT OR SOMETHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN.
JJ2:NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
JHN: OH SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN
MAN1: JUST SETTLE DOWN YOU TWO.
JHN: YOU SHUT UP (PUNCHES HIM)
MAN1: AAAH, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
JHN: YOU DESERVED THAT.
(LATER IT'S NIGHT TIME AND EVERYONE IS SLEEP EXCEPT JOHN EAMON FRISQO
AND CLARANCE)
(THEY ALL WHISPER AS THEY TALK)
JHN: OKAY, TAKE HIS WALLET.
E: WHAT? I'M NOT DOING THAT. AND WHAT DO WE NEED THE WALLET FOR?
JHN: SO WE CAN GET HIS IDENTIFICATION. TRACK DOWN EVERYWHERE HE
GOES.
WRITE THIS INFORMATION DOWN.
E: (PULLS OUT A PENCIL AND A PIECE OF PAPER) I CAN'T WRITE IN THE
DARK.
JHN: (GIVES HIM HIS CELL PHONE) USE THE LIGHT FROM THAT. OKAY. SOCIAL
SECURITY NUMBER 6729681342. GOT THAT?
E: YEAH.
JHN: TELEPHONE NUMBER, 765-9823.
E: ARE YOU SURE WE NEED THIS INFORMATION?
JHN: LOOK I GOT THIS MACHINE. IT CONNECTS ME TO HIS PHONE NO MATTER
WHAT.
E: WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?
JHN: WHEN I CALL HIS PHONE IT AUTOMATICALLY PICKS UP. THAT WAY WE
CAN LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE'S TRYING TO PLAN. JUST IN CASE THAT DOES HAPPEN. BECAUSE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
C: OKAY. JUST THROW THAT CARD ON THE FLOOR. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT
SHIT.
E: (THROWS THE CARD ON THE FLOOR)
MAN2: WHO'S THERE?
E: OOH SHIT (FLIPS THE PHONE CLOSED) (THEY RUN BACK TO WHERE THEY
WERE SLEEP)
(FRISQO KNOCKS OVER A POT)
F: SHIT.
MAN2: GET BACK HERE NOW.
(THEY QUICKLY LAY DOWN AND FAKE SLEEP)
MAN2: (TURNS ON THE LIGHT) (LOOKING AROUND) (SEES JOHN EAMON FRISQO
AND CLARANCE BREATHING HARD) (WALKS CLOSER TO THEM) YOU 4 COME WITH ME.
(THEY ACT LIKE THEIR SLEEP AND CAN'T HEAR HIM)
MAN2: I'M NOT STUPID. (THROWS A CUP OF PISS ON THEM)
(THEY ALL OPEN THEIR EYES)
JHN: (LOOKING AT HIS CLOTHES) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? (SNIFFS HIS
SHIRT) PISS?
MAN2: (LAUGHING)
E: HOLD ON, I KNOW YOU AINT THROW ANY PISS ON ME. (CHECKING HIS
CLOTHES)
YOU BITCH.
MAN2: WHAT? I DIDN'T THROW ANY URINE.
C: OH AND NOW YOU WANNA LIE? BITCH, WE WERE WOKE THE WHOLE TIME.
MAN2: (LOOKING STUPID) I'M...I'M SORRY.
C: (GETS UP AND PUSHES HIM) WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
MAN2: BECAUSE YOU 4 WERE UP THERE IN SOME COLLUSION
F: SHOULD WE KICK HIS ASS?
(PEOPLE START WAKING UP)
PERSON: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
JHN: THIS BITCH LIKE TO THROW PISS ON PEOPLE.
PEOPLE: UUUGGGGGHHH.
MAN2: IT'S NOT TRUE.
(THEY SHOW THEIR SHIRTS TO THE AWAKEN PEOPLE)
(PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING)
JHN: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
MAN2: TO THEM IT IS.
JHN: WE GOT YOU.
ALL: YEP YEP.
MAN2: THE HELL YOU DON'T
JHN: WHATEVER (THEY TURN AROUND AND SEE THE REST OF JEFFREY'S CREW)
E: HEY GUYS JUST NEGOTIATING WITH YOUR BUDDY HERE. NO BIGGIE.
(NEXT THE CAMERA SHOWS THEM GETTING TOSSED OUT OF THE TRAIN)
MAN3: YOU CAN WALK TO LIAME. (THROWING THEIR BAGS AT THEM)
JHN: (LOOKING AT HIS WATCH) 3:56 A.M. (BLOWING FROSTY AIR OUT OF
HIS MOUTH)
AND I'M COLD. WHERE'S MY COAT?
E: I DON'T KNOW. I THINK OUR COATS ARE IN THAT BAG
JHN: (CHECKS THE BAG.) (IN SHOCK)
E: DON'T TELL ME....
JHN: OUR COATS ARE ON THAT TRAIN. (THEY ALL GET UP OFF THE
GROUND)
(THEY ALL START WALKING WITH THEIR ARMS INSIDE THEIR SHIRTS)
F: WHAT ABOUT THE BAG?
JHN: WE DON'T NEED IT.
C: DON'T WORRY WE CAN STILL GET JEFFREY.
JHN: THAT'S RIGHT.
C: MAN, IT'S GONNA TAKE LIKE 4 MORE HOURS TO GET THERE SINCE WE'RE
ON FOOT
E: THIS IS BULLSHIT.
JHN: MAN I'M SORRY I TALKED YALL INTO THIS SHIT. I FELL LIKE THIS
IS ALL MY FAULT.
C: JOHN. IT AINT YOUR FAULT. NO ONE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE
EXCEPT PSYCHICS.
JHN: WELL DAMN. WE NEED TO FIND A CAR OR SOMETHING.
E: HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE?
JHN: I GOT 57 BUCKS WITH ME RIGHT NOW
F: I GOT ABOUT 63 DOLLARS I THINK.
C: YEAH I GOT SOME MONEY TOO (COUNTING HIS MONEY) 478 DOLLARS.
JHN: DAMN...RICH ASS.
(LATER THEY ARE ABOUT 4 MILES AWAY FROM LIAME)
JHN: (SEES A SIGN) 4 MORE MILES. THAT'S NOT TOO LONG.
E: HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE ON FOOT?
JHN: YEAH. BULL SHIT. AINT IT?
(AS THEY ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER TALKING THEY BUMP INTO SOME SNOW
MOBILES)
E: WHAT THE HELL?
JHN: LUCK HAS STRUCK US AT THE RIGHT TIME.
C: LETS START THESE THINGS UP (THEY START UP THE SNOW MOBILES)
JHN: ALRIGHT HERE WE GO. (THEY GET ON THE SNOWMOBILES AND START
DRIVING)
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH, COOOOLLLLLLLD.
C: OOH SHIT ALL THAT COLD ASS AIR (A PLASTIC BAG FLIES IN HIS FACE)
MAN (TAKES THE BAG OFF OF HIS FACE)
F: AW MAN I'M COLD!!!
JHN: HEY AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO WALK THOUGH.
E: THAT'S A GOOD THING BUT, I HOPE I DON'T CATCH PNEUMONIA.
JHN: ME TOO. (LATER THEY ARE ARRIVING AT LIAME)
JHN: WOOOO. WE FINALLY MADE IT. I'M UP FOR A CAPPUCCINO FIRST.
E: YEAH, I'M UP FOR ONE TOO. (LATER THEY ARE AT THE BAKERY)
F: (LOOKING AT THE DONUTS WITH HIS NOSE PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS
DOOR WITH THE DONUTS INSIDE)
JHN: YOU GOT THE MONEY. BUY ALL THEM DONUTS IF YOU WANT TO. THEY'RE
ONLY 65 CENT. (POINTING)
F: I LOVE LIAME. (DAYDREAMING) (IN A WORLD FULL OF DONUTS AND MILK)
DONUT: EAT ME.... EAT ME.....EAT ME FRISQO.....
F:(TAKES A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT)
DONUT: OW WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? (SLAPS HIM BUT REALLY JOHN SLAPS
HIM OUT OF HIS DAY DREAM)
JHN: WHAT ARE YOU DAYDREAMING ABOUT?
F: OH...DONUTS.
JHN: JUST GET THE DONUTS. (POURING COFFEE IN A CUP) (DRINKING) AAAAHH.
I'M WARM. (GOES UP TO THE SALES CLERK) DO YOU SELL COATS HERE.
SC: YES WE DO (PICKS UP A 7 YEAR OLD JACKET)
JHN: (LOOKING BUMMED OUT) UH...THAT?
SC: YEAH.
JHN: YOU GOT ANY BIGGER SIZES?
SC: NO.
JHN: YOU GOT FOUR OF THOSE JACKETS?
SC: YEAH. (PULLS OUT 3 OTHER JACKETS AND BRUSHES THE DUST OFF OF
THEM)
JHN: WAIT A MINUTE ARE THOSE JACKETS USED?
SC: YEAH (SPRAYING THE JACKETS WITH FEBREEZE)
JHN: ARE THOSE JACKETS MUSTY OR SOMETHING?
SC: NAH.
JHN: HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
SC: (SHOWS HIM THE PRICE TAG OF 195 DOLLARS)
JHN: OH YOU IS FULL OF SHIT. LETS GO YALL.
(THEY ALL LEAVE)
(LATER THEY ARE AT A RENTED PLACE LOOKING AT THE MACHINE JOHN DESCRIBED)
JHN: OKAY. JEFFREY IS AT THE SNOWBOARDING PALACE.
E: THAT SOUNDS FUN. WOULD WE GET TO CHANCE TO SKI?
JHN: YEAH BUT WE NEED TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT CATCHING HIM. I'D SAY
MAYBE FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES WE CAN SNOWBOARD BUT IF WE SEE JEFFREY, THEN GET TO DOING SOMETHING. I MEAN TAKE HIM OUT. I'M NOT
PLAYING AROUND.
C: YOU GOT IT MAN.
(MEANWHILE WITH JEFFREY)
MAN1: SIR WE NEED OUR MONEY.
JJ2: HERE.
MAN1: 300? BUT YOU SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET 300.
JJ2: I KNOW.
MAN2: BUT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET 300 DOLLARS FOR OURSELVES. NOT
TO SPLIT.
JJ2: YEAH, I KNOW. LIFE SUCKS. JUST GET OVER IT (PATTING MAN2 ON
THE SHOULDER)
(THEY PULL THEIR GUNS OUT ON HIM)
MAN4: 300 DOLLARS. FOR ALL OF US OR YOU CAN DIE.
JJ2: I WISH YALL WOULD SHOOT ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM?
HOLD ON. I'LL GIVE THE 300 BUCKS. (PULLS IT OUT OF HIS POCKET AND THROWS IT ON THE FLOOR)(AS THE MEN PICK UP THE MONEY, HE
QUICKLY SHOOTS ALL OF THEM)
FUCKERS (WALKS AWAY)
JHN: WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL THAT SHOOTING?
E: I DON'T KNOW BUT LETS GO FIND OUT (THEY RUN OUT IN THE HALL AND
THEY SEE 4 MEN ON THE FLOOR IN A POOL OF BLOOD)
C: OOH, THIS JUST HAPPENED?
JHN: LOOKING AT THE BLOOD IT LOOKS LIKE IT DID JUST HAPPEN.
F: WELL, THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT. WE GOTTA GO FIND JEFFREY.
JHN: NO WE NEED TO CALL THE COPS
F: (GOES IN ONE OF THE MEN'S POCKETS AND TAKES A CARD OUT OF HIS
WALLET.) (SHOWS IT TO JOHN)
JHN: WAIT A MINUTE THESE GUYS WORK FOR JEFFREY?
F: I GUESS SO.
JHN: BUT WHO SHOT THEM? I DIDN'T.
F: I DON'T KNOW BUT LETS GO SEE IF WE CAN TRACK SOMEONE DOWN. MAYBE
THEY'RE STILL IN THIS BUILDING.
(LATER THE COPS ARE CHECKING THE DEAD BODIES)
COP: AW MAN I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS BAD. DO YOU FELLAS KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT TIME THIS HAPPENED?
F: NO.
JHN: (COMES OUT OF THE ROOM) HEY I FOUND SOMEONE.
F: ON THE TRACKING DEVICE SYSTEM?
JHN: YEAH. COME QUICK. (THEY ALL RUN INTO THE ROOM LOOKING AT THE
TRACKING DEVICE) SEE, I FOUND SOMEONE WITH A GUN WALKING OUT THE FRONT ENTRANCE BUT THE PICTURE IS TOO BLURRY.
COP2: STEP BACK. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE QUALITY LOOK BETTER. (GETS
ON THE TRACKING DEVICE MACHINE) (FIXES THE QUALITY) (ZOOMS IN ON THE FACE)
JHN: JEFFREY?
E: (LOOKING CLOSER) YEAH THAT IS JEFFREY.
COP: NOW ARE YOU GUYS SURE THAT HE'S THE SUSPECT?
JHN: WELL, WE CAN'T JUST BLAME HIM BECAUSE WE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
COP RIGHT, BUT IF HE WAS THE ONLY GUY THAT THIS MACHINE PULLED UP
THEN YOU BETTER HUNT HIM DOWN.
JHN: SIR, I KNOW THIS GUY. WE'VE BEEN CHASING AFTER THIS GUY FOR
SO LONG.
AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
COP: WE CAN'T JUST DO THAT THOUGH. WE NEED PERMISSION TO HELP YOU
GUYS.
JHN: LISTEN. (PULLS OUT HIS BADGE) I WORK FOR THE GCPD. NOW I KNOW
WE'RE IN LIAME BUT I'M A COP JUST LIKE YOU. I'M TRAINED AND EVERYTHING.
COP WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO.
JHN: I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WASN'T VALID TO COLLABORATE WITH DIFFERENT
CITY POLICE DEPARTMENTS.
COP I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S VALID.
JHN: WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. WE DON'T NEED THE HELP NOW BUT
IN THE FUTURE BE PREPARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
COP: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING NOW?
JHN: RIGHT NOW WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO SNOWBOARDING.
COP WELL THEN HAVE A GOOD TIME.
JHN: THANK YOU SIR. (THEY ALL LOOK FOR THEIR COATS)
F: AW SHIT. WE DON'T HAVE ANY COATS.
JHN: DAMN IT. MAYBE WE CAN RENT SOME FROM THERE.
C: HOPEFULLY (LATER ARRIVING AT THE SNOWBOARDING PALACE)
JHN: HEY YOU GOT ANY COATS THAT WE CAN RENT?
BOY: YEAH. WHAT SIZE DO YOU NEED?
JHN: I NEED A SIZE 20.
F: SAME HERE.
C: YEAH ME TOO.
E: I NEED THE SAME SIZE AS WELL.
BOY: OKAY (PULLS OUT 4 PINK BUBBLE COATS)
JHN E C F: (LOOKING UNPLEASED)
JHN: YOU EXPECT US TO WEAR THOSE HOT PINK COATS?
BOY: YEAH WHY NOT?
E: DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU?
BOY: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU KNOW SOME MEN DO WEAR PINK.
JHN: WELL, I'M NOT CALLING THEM GAY BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY DIFFERENT
COLORS?
BOY: I HAVE YELLOW. BUT ONLY ONE.
JHN F C E: (PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS) (JOHN WINS)
F C E: AW COME ON.
JHN: WELL, LETS SEE THAT YELLOW COAT.
BOY: (PULLS OUT THE YELLOW COAT AND IT HAS ANGELS ON IT.
JHN: (UNPLEASED) NEVER MIND, WHERE'S THE PINK COAT?
(LATER THEY ARE SNOWBOARDING)
JHN: OH, I FEEL SO FEMININE.
C: SP DO I. CAN YALL DO ANY TRICKS?
F: YEAH. WATCH THIS (JUMPS UP AND FLIPS AND LANDS BACK ON HIS BOARD)
E: NO, WATCH THIS. (JUMPS ON A TREE LOG AND GRINDS IT)
C: WATCH ME. (JUMPS OVER A SNOWMOBILE AND FLIPS AND HE LANDS BACK
ON HIS FEET)
JHN: I'LL SHOW YALL SOMETHING. (JUMPS UP AND HE GRABS A POLE THAT
IS CONNECTED TO TWO POLES STANDING IN THE GROUND AND THE POLE HE IS HOLDING ON TO IS VERTICALLY CONNECTED TO THE TWO POLES)
(HE HOLDS ONTO THE POLE FLIPPING AROUND IT MULTIPLE TIMES UNTIL HE LETS GO AND HE SLIDES DOWN THE HILL.) WWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH.
F: OH CRAP. LETS GO HELP HIM
JHN: (COVERING HIS FACE) (HE MAKES IT TO THE FINISH LINE SLIDING
ON ICE AND HE BUMPS INTO A MAN) AAAH. WHO ARE YOU?
JJ2: SNOW BOARD TO RENT PLEASE?
COP: THERE HE IS. HE'S AT SNOWBOARD PALACE (LOOKING ON A TRACKING
DEVICE.
COP2: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL THOSE GUYS?
COP: WELL, ONE OF THEM IS A COP SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. THEY
GAVE US THEIR NUMBER.
COP2: WELL, WE NEED TO WARN THEM. BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY WERE HEADING
FOR SNOWBOARD PALACE.
JJ2: WHOOOO, YEE HAH.
COP: (PULLS UP NEXT TO HIM) YEE HAH MY ASS (TRIPS HIM WITH HIS SKIING
STICK)
JJ2: (TRIPS AND FLIPS IN THE SNOW MULTIPLE TIMES)
(MEANWHILE)
JHN: DIAMONDS?
MAN: YEAH. I HEARD THIS GUY NAMED JEFFREY JACKSON IS TRYING TO COLLECT
THOSE DIAMONDS BUT I WANT YOU TO GET THEM BEFORE HE DOES.
JHN: AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE THESE DIAMONDS?
MAN: SOME WAREHOUSE. OVER THERE (POINTING) WAY OUT THERE.
JHN: WELL THANKS FOR THE DIRECTIONS BUT ISN'T THIS ILLEGAL?
MAN: NO. YOU SEE THEY THREATENED US THAT THEY WOULD BOMB THIS WHOLE
PLACE IF WE DON'T LET THEM GET A HOLD OF THOSE DIAMONDS. AND WE NEED THOSE DIAMONDS FOR EXPORTATION AND IMPORTATION. WE PAY
FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING WITH THOSE DIAMONDS.
JHN: HOW MANY DIAMONDS IS THERE?
MAN: IT'S ALL THE DIAMONDS IN THIS TOWN THAT WE HAD. SO IT'S PROBABLY
LIKE AROUND 250,000,000,000,000.
JHN: DAMN. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 250 TRILLION DIAMONDS?
MAN: YES.
JHN: WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?
MAN: THE COPS TOLD ME ABOUT YOU. AND THEY SAID YOU WERE SNOWBOARDING.
SO I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME. AND I'M A SENATOR FOR LIAME.
JHN: OH. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU (SHAKES HIS HAND)
MAN: AND BY THE WAY. IF YOU GET THOSE DIAMONDS, WE'LL LET YOU HAVE
150,000 OF THOSE DIAMONDS.
JHN: THANKS.
(MEANWHILE)
JJ2: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU COPS TRYING TO DO?
COP: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
JJ2: FOR WHAT?
COP2: INVASION OF THE CITY'S ECONOMY.
JJ2: THE HELL I'M NOT (KICKS THEM AND JUMPS ON A SNOWMOBILE)
(THE COPS CHASE AFTER HIM)
COP3: GET BACK HERE.
JJ2: (PUTS UP THE MIDDLE FINGER)
COP2: OH YOU LIKE TO DISRESPECT PEOPLE? (PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND STARTS
SHOOTING)
JJ2: (PULLS OUT A GUN AND STARTS SHOOTING BACK AT THEM) (SHOOTS
A COP IN THE CHEST AND THE COP FALLS OFF OF THEIR SNOWMOBILE) (LOOKING BACK AT THEM) (SHOOTING) GO AWAY BITCHES. (WITHOUT
HIM LOOKING HE CRASHES INTO A HUGE SNOW BOULDER AND HE FLIES OFF OF THE SNOW MOBILE INTO THE SNOW. (LAID OUT) (THE CAMERA
ZOOMS IN HIS FACE AND IT NEXT SHOWS HIM BEING LOCKED BEHIND BARS) THIS IS BULLSHIT.LET ME OUT OF HERE. (LAYS DOWN WITH AN
ATTITUDE)
(NEXT DAY)
MAN: WAKE UP, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CLEAN UP.
JJ2: I'M NOT CLEANING UP SHIT.
MAN: OH YES YOU ARE.
JJ2: SAYS WHO?
(A REALLY HUGE MAN COMES UP TO THEM)
JJ2: (LAUGHING) THIS FAT PIECE OF SHIT? HEY FAT ASS. I'VE GOT 3
WORDS FOR YOU. KISS MY ASS.
MAN: NO SIR IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GONNA
BE KISSING ASSES.
JHN: (CHUCKLES) YEAH RIGHT. (MOMENTS LATER HE'S MOPPING THE HALLWAY
FLOOR)
MAN: MISSED A SPOT.
JJ2: NO I DIDN'T
MAN: DON'T FORGET TO DRY THE FLOOR AFTER YOU'RE DONE
JHN: WITH WHAT?
MAN: YOUR AIR.
JJ2: DON'T EVEN PLAY LIKE THAT
MAN: WHO SAID I WAS PLAYING?
JJ2: (GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR AND PUSHES HIM AGAINST THE WALL) LISTEN
BITCH AND LISTEN GOOD. I DIDN'T COME TO LIAME TO WORK FOR ANYONE. I WANT THOSE DIAMONDS IN MY HAND OR ELSE THIS WHOLE FUCKING
PLACE IS TOAST. NOW I THINK YOU MISSED A SPOT (POINTING) (PUTS THE MOP IN HIS HAND) NOW. YOU ARE GONNA LET ME LEAVE. BECAUSE
IF YOU DON'T, (SLITS HIS THROAT WITH HIS FINGER) THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. (LEAVES)
(BACK AT THE HOTEL)
E: ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
JHN: YEAH, I'M GOOD BUT SOME MAN JUST CAME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME
ABOUT SOME DIAMONDS THAT JEFFREY IS TRYING TO COLLECT.
C: AND WHAT ELSE? I KNOW HE MADE A THREAT TO THIS TOWN. I KNOW HE'S
LIKE THAT.
JHN: YEAH. HE SAID HE WOULD BLOW THIS PLACE UP IF THEY DON'T LET
HIM GET THOSE DIAMONDS.
C: AW MAN THIS SHIT HAPPENED BEFORE. REMEMBER WHEN HE THREATENED
GRAND CARSON AND TOLD ALL THE STORES TO SEND OUT THEIR MONEY.
F: YEAH.
C: I DON'T KNOW. THAT JUST REMINDED ME.
JHN: LOOK, WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS FIND SOME WAREHOUSE. BECAUSE THE
MAN TOLD ME THAT'S WHERE THE DIAMONDS ARE.
C: WELL ,WE NEED TO GET STARTED NOW.
JHN: WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE PINK COATS, I CAN'T BE LEFT FEELING
GUILTY FOR NOT SAVING THIS TOWN. (THEY ALL LEAVE) (OUTSIDE)
E: WAIT. DO WE HAVE SNOWMOBILES?
JHN: YEAH. REMEMBER WE BUMPED INTO SOME? WE PARKED THEM IN THE BACK
OF THIS....HO....TEL? (THEY RUN AROUND THE BACK OF THE HOTEL.
E: AW SHIT.
F: AW SON OF A BITCH. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR SNOWMOBILES.
JHN: (LOOKS ACROSS THE STREET) (4 SNOWMOBILES ARE GETTING GAS) LOOK
(POINTING)
E: SHIIIT. MOVE YOUR FEET LOSE YOUR SEAT. (THEY RUN AND GET THE
SNOW MOBILES AND DRIVE OFF ON THEM)
(MEANWHILE IN THE WAREHOUSE)
MAN1: HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE'S CAR GET A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF
IT?
MAN2: I'M THINKING THAT THEY HAD TO HAVE HIT SOMETHING HARD ON THE
GROUND OR THE MIGHT RAN OVER A HARD CHUNK OF SNOW.
MAN3: YEAH, I AGREE WITH THE SNOW.
MAN1: WELL, PULL THE HANDLE
MAN2: (PULLS A HANDLE AND THE CAR BEGINS TO LIFT)
MAN1: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE DIAMONDS?
MAN2: I THINK THEY'RE IN THIS CAR (POINTING) IN THE BACK SEAT.
MAN3: (JUMPS UP LOOKING) YEAH ITS IN THERE.
(MEANWHILE)
JJ2: WHERE'S MY DIAMONDS?
MAN1: I DON'T KNOW SIR.
JJ2: YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
MAN1: NO.
JJ2: I WILL BLOW THIS PLACE UP RIGHT NOW. 5...
MAN1: PLEASE SIR. NO
JJ2: 4...
MAN1: SIR, I'M BEGGING YOU
JJ2: 3...
MAN1: SIR.
JJ2: 2.
MAN1: (CRYING) SIR PLEASE DON'T DO IT.
JJ2: 1 (THE CAMERA LOOKS AT A SNOW HILL AND IT EXPLODES)
(MEANWHILE)
JHN: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
E: OH SHIT. (THE GROUND STARTS SHAKING) (CRACKS APPEAR)
F: OH SHIT THIS BETTER NOT BE AN EARTHQUAKE.
JHN: (THEY ALL FALL OFF OF THEIR SNOWMOBILES HOLDING ON TO THE STEERING
WHEELS OF THEM) IT'S TOO STRONG. (THEIR SNOWMOBILES KEEP SLIDING WITH THEM)
(THE GO UP A SNOW RAMP AND FLY HIGH UP IN THE AIR)
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (THEY FLY OVER ALL
THE FALLING SNOW AND THEY GET AHEAD OF IT.)
(PEOPLE ARE PANICKING AND SLIDING WITH THE SNOW FROM THE AVALANCHE.
(MEANWHILE)
MAN: LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID.
JJ2: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT (SHOOTS HIM) (JUMPS DOWN THE AVALANCHE)
I ALREADY KNOW WHERE THEY ARE BUT HE WANTED TO ACT STUPID?
OKAY. I'LL JUST SLIDE MY WAY TO THAT WAREHOUSE
(MEANWHILE)
(AT THE WAREHOUSE)
MAN1: (LOOKING OUTSIDE) OH MY GOD. GUYS. AN AVALANCHE IS HEADING
THIS WAY (THEY ALL RUN OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE AND JUMP ON SNOW MOBILES AND LEAVE)
E F C JHN: (STILL HOLDING ON TO THEIR SNOW MOBILES AS THEY'RE SLIDING)
JHN: (LOOKING AHEAD) I CAN SEE THE WAREHOUSE I SWEAR.
JJ2: BUT YOU WON'T BE GETTING THERE BEFORE ME (STANDING UP
AS HE'S SLIDING IN THE SNOW)
JHN: (LETS GO OF HIS SNOWMOBILE AND STANDS UP) I'M TIRED OF YOU
JEFFREY. LETS FINISH THIS. (THE FIGHT AS THEY STAND UP IN THE SNOW) (DROP KICKS JEFFREY)
JJ2: (GETS UP AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE)
JHN: (GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR AND THROWS HIM IN THE SNOW)
E F C: (AHEAD OF JEFFREY AND JOHN) (THEY BREAK THROUGH THE WAREHOUSE
SLIDING)
JHN JJ2 (THE SNOW IS SO HIGH UP THAT JOHN SPEARS JEFFREY UP IN THE
AIR AND THEY COME CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE WAREHOUSE AND THEY HIT THE CAR BEING REPAIRED AND THE CAR FALLS AND THE
ROOF OF THE CAR IS SMASHED)
JHN JJ2: (FALLS OFF OF THE ROOF OF THE CAR LAID OUT) (THEY GET UP
SLOWLY)
JJ2: DIAMONDS. WHERE ARE THEY?
JHN: GET THE HELL BACK JEFFREY.
E: (GRABS JEFFREY BY THE NECK AND HOLDS HIM IN A CHOKE HOLD)
JJ2: (LOW BLOWS HIM WITH HIS CALF)
E: AW (FALLS ON THE FLOOR)
C: (RUNNING AT JEFFREY TRYING TO SPEAR HIM)
JJ2: (MOVES OUT THE WAY AND THROWS HIM INTO THE WALL AND IT
BREAKS)
C: (KNOCKED OUT)
F: (ON TOP OF THE CAR) (JUMPS DOWN BUT JEFFREY UPPERCUTS HIM IN
THE CHIN AND HE FALLS OUT) (HOLDING HIS CHIN)
JHN: (HITS JEFFREY WITH A PIPE)
JJ2: (FALLS OUT)
JHN: (REACHING HIS HAND IN THE CAR TO GET THE DIAMONDS BUT THE CAVED
IN ROOF IS GIVING HIM A HARD TIME) SHIT (PULLS THE SUITCASE OUT OF THE CAR BUT HE CUTS HIS ARM) AAH SHIT
C F E: (WAKING UP)
C: AW SHIT (RUBBING HIS HEAD)
F: WHAT'S GOING ON?
E: OOH SHIT.
JHN: I GOT THE DIAMONDS.
JJ2: NO YOU DON'T BITCH (THROWS SAW DUST IN ALL THEIR FACES AND
TAKES THE SUITCASE OUT OF JOHN'S HANDS AS HE WIPES HIS FACE AND HE LEAVES WITH THE DIAMONDS)
JHN: OH SHIT, HE TOOK THE DIAMONDS
C F E JHN: (CHASING AFTER THEM WIPING THEIR FACES)
JJ2: (GETS IN A HELICOPTER)
JHN C F E: (GRABS A HOLD OF THE BOTTOM OF THE CHOPPER)
(THE CHOPPER FLIES A FLAT ICY SURFACE)
(THE HELICOPTER LANDS)
JHN C F E: (ROLLING FROM UNDER THE HELICOPTER)
JJ2: (HEADING FOR A TRAIN)
JHN: STOP RIGHT THERE (SHOOTS THE HELICOPTER PILOT)
JJ2: (LOOKS BACK) WHAT THE HELL?
JHN: GIVE ME THOSE DAMN DIAMONDS.
JJ2: AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED? AND IS THIS THE PART WHERE
YOU KILL ME?
JHN: OF COURSE.
JJ2: I MEAN JOHN, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KILL ME HERE? (PULLS OUT
A PICTURE OF A BRIDGE)
JHN: I GAVE YOU THAT PICTURE.
JJ2: YEAH, I KNOW.
JHN: WELL, FORGET THE LOCATION. (THEY HEAR THE SOUND OF GUNS
BEHIND THEM)
C F E JHN: (TURNS AROUND NERVOUSLY)
JHN: UH... I'M SORRY (QUICKLY PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS THEM
ALL AND THEY FALL OF THE ICE SURFACE INTO SOME ICY WATER.) THAT WON'T SCARE US JEFFREY. BRING IT ON.
JJ2: WALKS UP TO THEM. OKAY. TRY SOMETHING STUPID.
JHN: (PUNCHES HIM)
JJ2: (PUNCHES HIM BACK)
(THEY BOTH START PUNCHING THE MESS OUT OF EACH OTHER)
E F C: (TRYING TO GET THE DIAMONDS)
JJ2: (BITES FRISQO'S ARM)
F: BITCH (HOLDING HIS ARM)
JJ2: (THROWS JOHN TO THE EDGE OF THE SURFACE WITH HIS HEAD HANGING
OVER THE SURFACE AND HE'S CHOKING HIM) WANNA DIE?
JHN: FUCK YOU (FLIPS JEFFREY OVER THE SURFACE BUT THEY BOTH FALL
INTO THE WATER) OOH. COLD.
C F E: (JUMPS DOWN)
JHN JJ2: (FIGHTING OVER THE DIAMONDS) (THE WATER IS BEGINNING TO
FREEZE UP)
JHN: OH CRAP (CLIMBS UP TO A THICK SNOW SURFACE)
JJ2: (LOOKING AT THE SNOW FREEZING UP) (EYES GETS BIGGER) (JEFFREY
GETS FROZEN UP)
JHN: (BACKING AWAY WITH THE SUITCASE) I...I...I GOT IT (BREATHING
HARD) JEFFREY'S DEAD. AND IN LIAME YOU KNOW THE SUN NEVER COMES OUT.
E: THAT'S RIGHT.
JHN: YES (GETS UP WALKING AWAY VERY TIRED)
(AS THEY WALK AWAY A NARRATION VOICE COMES UP)
NR: WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. JEFFREY. LONG GONE. ME? STILL ALIVE.
I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR TOO LONG. AND I'M PROUD THAT I FINISHED WHAT MY FATHER STARTED. AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. (LAUGHING)
(THE END)
